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Two Cows, Experimenting Through The World. by dontai(m): 9:24am On Jan 25, 2022
SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You go to a church/mosque and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from Heaven. At last You die in extreme poverty.
Mind set is paramount.

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Re: Two Cows, Experimenting Through The World. by dawnomike(m): 9:34am On Jan 25, 2022
dontai:
SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You go to a church/mosque and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from Heaven. At last You die in extreme poverty.
Mind set is paramount.
I like your illustrations...
Re: Two Cows, Experimenting Through The World. by SportsHD: 9:39am On Jan 25, 2022
DAURA COW: Waits till it's "Herder Numero uno" comes into power, then starts to kill and maim anyone that acts as a barrier to it's conquest of other geo political zones.

All french colonized countries are under the modern capitalism.
Re: Two Cows, Experimenting Through The World. by dontai(m): 9:40am On Jan 25, 2022
dawnomike:
I like your illustrations...
yeah, but I have put disclaimer. Sorry for making you believe I wrote it.
Re: Two Cows, Experimenting Through The World. by Haakeem(m): 10:10am On Jan 25, 2022
Nigeria soceity; you have two cows, you brought them up to mutiples by smugguling them inside your neighbor's farm they destroyed the farm, the owner asked you why you did such behavior....the arguement becomes hitted and you injured the owner of his farm on top his own property.

The leader of the cow reares was informed,he did nothing.

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