tegafej:
Please those slangs are all fun and games online.

But if you are in PH, don't even try using them at places like Diobu, Amadi, Choba and the hoods.

Or else na wahala you dey find...

waploger:
Since Last 2 weeks my street folks and work mates have adopted these slangs that they use whenever they are talking or joking.... Then I got to know that it was from a YouTube series called "Selina Tested".. So I just finished it on Tuesday and found some slangs funny to my likeness.

What's your favorite slangs from the series if you've watched it?

Mrniceguy007:
Na wen you go use am for some kind place, na you go know say those words are not just ordinary slangs!
You go chop slap!

dewitt:
Abeg who is Selina

Kingosytex:
1. Your face show, your shoe shine.

2. Orafanta trigga knackana, kepku kekpu matete mate maa ayaweras, I'm rugged and tested.

3. On a zero zero hour, me Tallest go match Smaller go upland, drill am wotowoto him no fit shout die it. Him go know say "Blokus Blokus, dem no fit block us"

4. I no dey comprison your caprison, wida you capping diagonal?

Selina Tested na mad series

MITCHELL96:
Omg! This crap of a post doesn't deserve a front page, wtf!

That film is shit! People recommend it alot to me, but I said I ain't watching that shit, I hear people walk around saying crap slangs that irritates the ear, and I'll ask them, where TF did you learn that ? they'll say it's from Selina Tested Movie, so now, I should also watch it and be like them too ba ?


Damn! Not someone like me, I don't watch something that pollutes the mind & soul

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MITCHELL96:
Omg! This crap of a post doesn't deserve a front page, wtf!

That film is shit! People recommend it alot to me, but I said I ain't watching that shit, I hear people walk around saying crap slangs that irritates the ear, and I'll ask them, where TF did you learn that ? they'll say it's from Selina Tested Movie, so now, I should also watch it and be like them too ba ?


Damn! Not someone like me, I don't watch something that pollutes the mind & soul

Kingosytex:
1. Your face show, your shoe shine.

2. Orafanta trigga knackana, kepku kekpu matete mate maa ayaweras, I'm rugged and tested.[color=#990000][/color]

3. On a zero zero hour, me Tallest go match Smaller go upland, drill am wotowoto him no fit shout die it. Him go know say "Blokus Blokus, dem no fit block us"

4. I no dey comprison your caprison, wida you capping diagonal?

Selina Tested na mad series

symbianDON:
Which one be Selina again??

dewitt:
Abeg who is Selina

Kingosytex:
1. Your face show, your shoe shine.

2. Orafanta trigga knackana, kepku kekpu matete mate maa ayaweras, I'm rugged and tested.

3. On a zero zero hour, me Tallest go match Smaller go upland, drill am wotowoto him no fit shout die it. Him go know say "Blokus Blokus, dem no fit block us"

4. I no dey comprison your caprison, wida you capping diagonal?

Selina Tested na mad series

Walkee:
cultists slangs. I remember some idiots who came to seek asylum in my family house back in 2009, these are the kind of nonsense they were speaking. Those gibberish can put in a very serious violent trouble

jimyjames:


But you are cool with African American crap slang, where TF?

Michelle70:
I never navigate this show sef,
E be like say na main men movie and me no deh run that kind package, but still on still we no think twice to I.D ourselves if any Manchu wan cap careless
even Ojo deh give us compass to navigate, na man weh no use him no6 chop drilling. ruggedity 100% faultless, we no deh root out kala, we no deh hold kala but wen we come out for area, we deh colonize.
na manchi weh no get liver nai anchor for his own domain.

lolz growing up in portharcourt is something else, all those yeye cultists boys nearly influenced me but thank God I get better upbringing but thats not how we speak in PH sha, men fit run u street if u use their words careless

Dawn91:
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We don't speak like that, that is how the thieves , criminals and wanted cultists speak before they land in prison.

Kingosytex:
1. Your face show, your shoe shine.

2. Orafanta trigga knackana, kepku kekpu matete mate maa ayaweras, I'm rugged and tested.

3. On a zero zero hour, me Tallest go match Smaller go upland, drill am wotowoto him no fit shout die it. Him go know say "Blokus Blokus, dem no fit block us"

4. I no dey comprison your caprison, wida you capping diagonal?

Selina Tested na mad series

MITCHELL96:




You can't compare African American slangs to that shit they say in Selina Tested!

That's some set of people showing their stupidity in the name of shooting/acting a movie, what's there to learn in the movie ?

Imustreturn:
who dafuq are you to tell me what or what not?

Kharol1234:
Wetin you find come my Ama
I go put am for your body woto woto
Oya remit
Kpekus kpekus

MITCHELL96:




[s]You can't compare African American slangs to that shit they say in Selina Tested!

That's some set of people showing their stupidity in the name of shooting/acting a movie, what's there to learn in the movie ? [/s]

Salihusaliheen:
Nonsense movie, promoting violence

RxHero18:
Thank God I don't watch Nigeria Shitty movies again...

jimyjames:


Why can't it be compared to African American slangs?