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|Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by dinggle: 3:50am On Jun 23, 2011|
Alien Glk Glk - Why do you allow the suffering to humanity on this planet.
President Obama - See we don't have the money to cover all humans with insurance.
Alien Glk Glk - money, insurance ?
President Obama - yes you know, currency. Im sure you have a system of currency on your home-world ?
Alien Glk Glk - we are not familiar with this concept, please explain.
President Obama - we use currency to trade and barter for things that we need and want. It allows us to buy food and medicine. And if we have a lot of currency we can buy luxury items beyond the basic necessities.
Alien Glk Glk - And what happens to a human that doesn't have this currency ?
President Obama - well he will likely be in a prison. he won't own a home and probably will be very unhealthy because he cant afford to buy nutrient rich foods and have medical care.
Alien Glk Glk - why do you pollute your planet and burn this substance called oil ? cant you see its destroying your ecosystem ? We can give you a technology to get energy without damaging the planet.
President Obama - no thanks. you see a technology like that would eliminate millions of jobs. and like i explained before, humans need these jobs to get currency to buy the things they need. Besides we already have this technology, we just don't use it.
Alien Glk Glk - how is it that humans allow this system to exist and not advance beyond such a crude ideology ?
President Obama - Oh thats easy. We control the education system. We simply don't teach humans that there is any possibility of a system without money. We instead teach our humans at a very early age about systems of credit, consumption, and how to get a job.
Alien Glk Glk - we have studied your genome sequence for decades. We can offer you technology to end all diseases.
President Obama - again no thank you. You see 1/6 of our economy relies on managing health care of people. a technology that instantly cures all diseases would eliminate millions of jobs. Plus we sorta need people to die because there are just too many humans around.
Alien Glk Glk - what is this prison you spoke of ?
President Obama - a place to hold and punish people who break the laws.
Alien Glk Glk - laws ?
President Obama - a system of rules people follow. we have thousands of laws in place to ensure people act the way we want them too. If someone violates a law we send them to a prison for a certain amount of time. For example if a person steals money we send them to prison to punish them. surely you have laws ?
Alien Glk Glk - we have a few universal laws like don't kill sentient beings but I must admit Im tempted to break that one at the moment. You restrict medicine and food from people. You then put them in prison if they break a law trying to get food and medicine ?
President Obama - yes because honestly we dont want too many people getting food and medicine, this goes back to our population problems. anyway can we get some weapons ? you see some of the other nations and people dont like this currency system so we would like to kill them and put the rest into these prisons.
Alien Glk Glk - give technology to such a savage species ? we offer free energy and technology to end diseases and you ask for weapons instead ? it is time we left.
President Obama - Wait, wait, we also need it to remain maintain super-power status, China and Russian are fast behind us.
Alien Glk Glk - We are suspending all technology transfer to the human race blish, blish (alien saucer opens) we shall keep an eye on your species and determine what to do with humans on a later date.
President Obama - What should I tell Americans and the world? they want to know if UFO exist.
Alien Glk Glk - Give them the run around. zoom, Zooooooooom (flying saucer makes a sharp u-turn and departs at lightening speed)
|Re: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by mikuz(m): 7:00am On Jun 23, 2011|
*slaps dinggle and leaves*
|Re: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by begwong: 7:35am On Jun 23, 2011|
Na wetin b diz?
|Re: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by kodylicky(f): 9:51am On Jun 23, 2011|
waste of time
|Re: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by bright007(f): 2:35pm On Jun 23, 2011|
Å silly write -up.
|Re: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by angelz(f): 11:10am On Jun 27, 2011|
|Re: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by Freiburger(m): 5:22pm On Jun 27, 2011|
|Re: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by yinkalink(f): 5:37pm On Jun 27, 2011|
lol @ replies
good one poster, creativeness is wat we need here
|Re: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by Nellyon(f): 7:49am On Jun 29, 2011|
Everyone that called this piece silly, waste of time and what not is sooooo dumb. what do u guys have for brains? pudding??
|Re: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by yinkalink(f): 7:28am On Jul 15, 2011|
Grey matter aint dat unlike pudding
|Re: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by cynthoney(f): 6:46pm On Jul 15, 2011|
shey na because he dey try write book u dey slap am?
my frnd go write ur own if u no like am
@poster, nice one but . . .
|Re: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by mikuz(m): 7:14pm On Jul 15, 2011|
^ one more
|Re: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by bright007(f): 7:24pm On Jul 15, 2011|
|Re: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by mikuz(m): 7:53pm On Jul 15, 2011|
The spiritual jokes section moderator!
|Re: Obama's Coversation With UFO (aliens). by busybody20: 3:16pm On Jul 16, 2011|
na essay b dis
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