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even zobo sellers are neater than this. what kind of dirty animals work in this place sef?

it's like buhari was about to probe him

xender:
mine is G . we no dey carry bag we dey fold two notes for back pocket

my nig*a

talk to your parents about it. then you go to a doctor together. do not fight this battle alone. no matter how hard it may be please voice out. even Jesus needed simon Peter to help him carry the cross

you need to see a psychologist too. your self-esteem is critically low and can affect your progress in life. no matter how much advice you are given, the final choice is yours.

Nenye75:
It is better to live as if there is God and die discovering there is no God than living as if there is no God and die to realise there is God....

word!

They want to steal the remaining 2naira in my akant
but I wii not allow them

I received the text below from phone number 07037198374. Please read.

Dear Customer, Due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been Deactivated. call our help line on 08135612171 now.

I promptly called the guy and below is the abridged version of our conversation.

Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.
The Man: oh my God, you just received our message and you called! So you're affected by the BVN problem?
Me: you said my ATM is deactivated?
The man: which bank are you using?
Me: Which of my ATM is deactivated?
The Man: Which bank are you using?
Me: You deactivated my ATM so you know which one you deactivated.
The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
Me: No sir, I don't use them.
The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.
Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.
The Man. What of GTB
Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it was formally Bank of the North.
The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having problems. What's your account number?
Me: I don't know, can't remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts.
The Man: Take out your ATM let me check my system for you.
Me: Which bank are you working with?
The Man: CBN
Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.
The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria. We control banks from our office.
Me: What's your name sir.
The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with you now?
Me. The one your father gave me.
The man: My father?
Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a petty thief. Go and look for work.

The line went dead. But I was not done yet. So I called him back.

The Man: Hello.
Me: I am not done with you yet. don't hang your phone on me. I will surely castrate you. You can't speak good English and you're working with the CBN.

The man: Your father!!!!

The phone went off and was switched off too.
Kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to anybody on the phone. It could save a life.......beware of 419.

11yrs? how have you been charging your phone?

na arsenal case dey vex me pass. this is supposed to be our year to win the league but we are just allowing the opportunity pass us by.

Dafuq??

Your calling may be different. No be everybody suppose wear suite and tie.

My grandma still asks me to pull my clothes off so that she can bathe me

Parents are like that sometimes. Whenever they look at you, they see the little boy they once had.

as a yahoo boy, laptop is a musss!

eyah. nothing lasts forever. even Mtn will pack one day too

the Op is a troll. forget her.

I know some of the guys bashing her must have sent her PMs


btw, why do I feel like mamagee is behind this?

do you have a physical office?

women are emotional. men are logical. women "feel" and men "think". so if a lady prefers a job, its because she feels its less risky than going out there to start a business. women are not as logical as men so don't expect them to know as much as you do

although some lazy ones prefer white collar dudes because they wanna chop money steady, I think most of them make that decision out of the need to feel "safe"

YourMain:
Oya send your account number

serious? if you don't send it I can swear for you

YourMain:
Sigh. I'm not looking for guys to buy me things. I can afford everything id ever want. And I could buy his things to if he behaved himself. Or if I just feel like it.

So if that's what you wanted to know

sugar-sister

come and spend for your boy

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