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jboy73:
[b] "so after collecting my car keys from okon the gateman, I decided to go straight to the toilet coz the warning from my stomach grew unbearable!
As I grabbed the handle of the toilet door, I paused for a second to listen to the soft mourn I was hearing from the room close to the Toilet.

'Ahh ahhh ahhhhh... Yea yeeee yeaaaa... Right there... Keep he'in that spot'



I decided to go check what was going on in the room.

As I drew closer the mourn grew louder..

Forcefully, I pushed the_fucking door!

WTF! its ma girlfriend.

She was holding a very big and long Diildo on her right hand, and on her left hand was her phone.


Imediately, i kicked da Love Machine outta her right hand.... And snatch the phone outta her left hand.


As i checked the phone to see wah she was watching,





Jah jehoverrrrrrrrrrrrr!

It was KULBOY'S PIC.

Couldn't believe she was masterbating and
Jerking on a fellow nigga.


_FUCKKKKKKKKKKK.

KULBOY U GON'BE ARRESTED!

Vivly:
Lol. You're not worth one second of my time. Go look for who'll buy data plans so you'll buy another mattress to snap pics.
By the way, lose the sun shades on your dp ASAP. Makes you look like a female johnny Bravo.

herald9:
What??!!

Kidda deactivated?

50calibre:
And you're the one to remind me of some bloody rule, what gives you that effrontery? Is it the pedestrian non-paying mod role (many held before you) you hold that gives you that deluded sense of importance?
I can mention whoever the fuc*k i want to mention. Last I checked, there was no rule against mentioning people's name.
Perhaps you need to check the definition of insult before trying to uphold something you barely understand.

kulboy:
My Nairaland Fam, Good evening, A Lot has been going on in my life. Combining the certification programme i'm undertaking now, The city life and my Great Grandmother's Health, i barely have the time to check and reply all notifications or participate actively. I'm really sorry if i have not been an active contestant. I humbly apologize if my absence has caused a lot of Misunderstanding about my character and personality. i'm not a proud person, i'm not a snob, i'm none of those things.
i want sincerely Thank everyone who has been rooting out, supported and voted for me in this contest. it really means alot. Thank you to all my wonderful and loyal supporters, campaigners and voters. I really cant do it on my own. You guys have been awesome and Kind towards me, Everything Counts! God Bless

IDEApro:
Leave this people. This contest is between Kulboy versus Romance nairalanders.

We just have to pray the final is moved to the front page as quickly as possible.

AbuMikey:
what!?

AbuMikey:
The Kind of things I see Guys doing all because of this contest amazes even The Flying Spaghetti Monster (TFSM) Himself.

Amefrica:
Thanks boss!

Amefrica:
Here sir!

missberrypop5:
lol, what is this?

ROZZAYY:
How, dat people come out to display demselves wat u and odas cannot do and dats a reason for pips who r worse dan dem to start analysing. Pls spare me. Let us just vote and go. Shikena. Pls don't quote me. Thank u

ROZZAYY:
Can we just cast our votes and stop d nasty comments, not nice, just vote and leave is dat hard. Haba!

elshaddai58:
it be like say, that one hiding his face na his brother be that

rokiatu:
Better pictures awaits you in the final!!

I hope you voted him sweetheart.

Phema:
Kulboy, why did you use pictures that you were practically hiding your face? Abeg use better pictures next time.

Kachisbarbie:
Y'all should let naijaboiy drink water and keep cup kwanu! !

Everything he does, y'all would translate it to something else.
The best man would win...popular or not...

___ everyone has their 'selling point', probably being popular in Romanceland is his.

Thanks ehn

50calibre:
Too many dumb niggas on NL these days, basic comprehension seems a tall order for them.

For those who claim not to understand my point, let me try being direct this time. You guys are not good enough to amass the amount of votes you got, talk more winning this. Was that clear enough??

So except you have genius IQ with an impeccable academic resume, it's only logical that you guys crash out of this competition in favour of more deserving contestants.

Now does the outcome in any way affect me? Absolutely not!! I'm just providing the entertainment, having fun & calling it how I see it.

jboy73:
U came second to the last.


Congratulations.