What a Coincidence!






A chicken farmer went to a local bar, Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne,

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer says, 'This is a special day for me, I am celebrating'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.

'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'

yeah. the lesson is:
try smthin diff if d old one seems not to be workin
esp. 4 years.
its actually a coincidence.

^ geez! Was about to say the same thing. What a coincidence. Lol.

lysaa:

^ geez! Was about to say the same thing. What a coincidence. Lol.

hey my one and only Lysaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Absence does for love what the wind does for a flame: it extinguishes the weak, and feeds the strong

Sounds like an allegory- i rep absence n u rep presence, i rep wind n u fire. HRU?

lysaa:

Sounds like an allegory- i rep absence n u rep presence, i rep wind n u fire. HRU?

I'm fine o, and you? we really do need to stop bumping into each other once in 3 months you know.

^
meaning?

Means shine ya eyes lol

Tee_Jay:

I'm fine o, and you? we really do need to stop bumping into each other once in 3 months you know.

So dear, how are we going to make that happen?