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A Funny Query-reply From A Brother by eddie7: 7:30am On Mar 05, 2022
A class teacher serving in Bauchi State was issued a query for absenting himself from duty with due permission. His reply is rib cracking as it's confusing.
Find attached herewith a photocopy of his reply

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Re: A Funny Query-reply From A Brother by dollynnn(f): 7:42am On Mar 05, 2022
grin
What in God's name is this?
Tell me why the students wouldn't be "blowing grammar" when their teacher is a specialist in that field
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Re: A Funny Query-reply From A Brother by Kazeem47(m): 8:04am On Mar 05, 2022
OP should have caution us"Viewer Discretion " or even advice us to drink Paracetamol in advance because of the Headache while reading the letter.
BTW,if the Queen of England get to know of this letter,nothing is going to stop her from suing that teacher for murdering English language(just joking o.most of us,including me dont understand english,na learn we dey learn)
Re: A Funny Query-reply From A Brother by Freestainworld(m): 8:11am On Mar 05, 2022
He will still head one juicy federal position in future.

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Re: A Funny Query-reply From A Brother by EmptyGarden(m): 8:19am On Mar 05, 2022
I pray he's not a teacher.
Re: A Funny Query-reply From A Brother by Kazeem47(m): 8:20am On Mar 05, 2022
Freestainworld:
He will still head one juicy federal position in future.
That's the African way"Help your brother".No region is not guilty of this if given the opportunity to rule.
Re: A Funny Query-reply From A Brother by eddie7: 8:23am On Mar 05, 2022
At what level was he teaching.and what was he to teach and in which language.Are you going to allow this great country to go down the drain.Let the query letter be upgraded to termination for purposes of saving our children...I beg una



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Re: A Funny Query-reply From A Brother by JhimmySpark(m): 10:53am On Mar 05, 2022
Don't be surprised he might be teaching English language in that school..

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Re: A Funny Query-reply From A Brother by Doubleoh7: 2:05pm On Mar 05, 2022
Isn't this what quota system and 'federal character' in education has brought upon us? Imagine a so called teacher unable to make one correct sentence. Tomorrow this one too will be made minister of education
Re: A Funny Query-reply From A Brother by Zimri(m): 5:40pm On Mar 05, 2022
But the letter looks well typeset and structured. It takes a certain level of intelligence to structure a letter this way on a paper. This may not be true.

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Re: A Funny Query-reply From A Brother by PlayerMeji: 10:19pm On Mar 05, 2022
Nothing go kukuma happen.

He will not be sacked, nothing the school authorities or principle or Bauchi ministry of Education go do.

Up North, they don't care about you being the brightest brain or the village ignoramus, what they know is that you need to survive so therefore they will not take your livelihood from you.

Down South, Kemi Adeosun comes to mind, ordinary youth service wey she no do for Nigeria, my Yoruba people made sure she was embarrassed out of the office.

What did Buhari do..? He quickly replaced her with a Northerner. Someone nobody knows whether she even went to school or not. Well, we will never know simply because the North will not betray their own to the delight of their enemies.
Re: A Funny Query-reply From A Brother by robinso01(m): 7:01am On Mar 06, 2022
My head is turnin on in own right now grin

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