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Nigerian Mentality by donsponky(m): 9:41am On Mar 08, 2012
Nigerian-Mentality.
Every Sunday u eat rice
All northerners are Muslims
All calabar ladies are good in bed
Rich hausa men are Alhaji while
poor one are Aboki.
On a date the guy should pay the
bill
The older child must marry first
When you travel aboard you become rich
Every noodles na indomie
No sex on first date. No calabar girl is a virgin.
Igbo girls like money.
Yoruba girls are cheap.
Mix maltina and peak milk=
blood tonic.
Alomo bitter = sex fuel
Abuja is full of money.
Every detergent na omo!
Bleach na jik.
All scouring powder na vim! Igbo girls like to bleach, if U̲̅ yellow
All white people na oyibo!
Anybody studying theater arts r in 4 "acting".
All girls with BB are expensive chicks.
If U̶̲̥̅̊ buy condom from chemist U̶̲̥̅̊ be bad boi,
If you impregnate girl you must marry am,
Any man riding a motorcycle
na okada man.
Every small bread na Agege bread
If you no go school u knw fit make am.
If u dey use car,woman must follow u.
Re: Nigerian Mentality by bunmioguns(m): 11:43am On Mar 08, 2012
donsponky:

Nigerian-Mentality.
Every Sunday u eat rice
All northerners are Muslims
All calabar ladies are good in bed
Rich hausa men are Alhaji while
poor one are Aboki.
On a date the guy should pay the
bill
The older child must marry first
When you travel aboard you become rich
Every noodles na indomie
No sex on first date. No calabar girl is a virgin.
Igbo girls like money.
Yoruba girls are cheap.
Mix maltina and peak milk=
blood tonic.
Alomo bitter = sex fuel
Abuja is full of money.
Every detergent na omo!
Bleach na jik.
All scouring powder na vim! Igbo girls like to bleach, if U̲̅ yellow
All white people na oyibo!
Anybody studying theater arts r in 4 "acting".
All girls with BB are expensive chicks.
If U̶̲̥̅̊ buy condom from chemist U̶̲̥̅̊ be bad boi,
If you impregnate girl you must marry am,
Any man riding a motorcycle
na okada man.
Every small bread na Agege bread
If you no go school u knw fit make am.
If u dey use car,woman must follow u.

Nice one

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