There was this successful lady,  she is the CEO of several group of companies. Companies she built with her sweat and time. But all this time she was acquiring fame and fortune, she forgot that she needed a man in her life. It was when she turned 38 that she realise time is almost passing her by. She decided to put out an advert in the newpapers for a husband but being the person she is, she added some qualifications the candidate must have:
1) You must not beat her
2) you will not run away with her money
3) you must be good in bed.
Trust my fellow Nigerians, 8 o' clock the next day, the queue in front of her house was longer than INEC line.
The first guy came in, wanting to impress her claimed he was the one that broke Ben Johnson world record of the fastest man in the world - Disqualified
The Second guy said he has a level 7 black belt in takwando - disqualified
All the guys came in but no one possessed all the qualities she wanted. She was disheartened and decided she would remove the advert the next day and probably travel abroad to cool her nerves. Just as she was turning in for the day, her door bell rang. The maid went to the door and looked through the peep hole but saw no-one and told her boss so. The door bell rang the second time and the madam decided to see who was playing pranks. She peeped through the peep hole and saw no-one, but she still went ahead to open the door. Behold there was a cripple outside.
Madam: What do you want?
Stranger: I came for the husband advert
Madam: You cant be serious, what would i want a cripple for?
Stranger: But you did not specify that you did not want a handicap?
The woman seeing that the stranger was right, still would not let him into the house but decided to interview right there by the door. Not wanting to waste any more of her time, she want straight to asked the three questions
Madam: How do i know you will not beat me?
Stranger: You can see i have no hands
Madam: How do i know you will not run away with my money?
Stranger: Am crippled, where do i want to run to?
Madam: How do i know you are good in bed?
Stranger: what do you think i pressed the door bell with?

Wahala dey o.

wow na death be that

lmfao #Classic shiitt

so wot was d woman's response''''poster

Classic Joke

That Crippled man must be Studio

^ no wonder!

@No Person
The joke was good but the end is Bull Poo.

^^ i second that

I Third that

shut up

Victor u're Insulting ur Elder broda!

Have you taken your drugs today?

^ them go soon break your bones! You better shut the hell up! It seems you don't know what you are doing!

;d ;d

El Guapo:

Classic Joke

That Crippled man must be Studio

cynthoney don help me reject am

mtchew

@Poster!

I'm trying really hard not to laugh!!

Efemena_xy:

@Poster!

I'm trying really hard not to laugh!!

What's funny here?.

Surely the woman would be frightened with what I can imagine

El Guapo:

Aha! Onyeasi Goodluck

Can you give account of wrote?

El Guapo:

Aha! Onyeasi Goodluck

Can you give account of wrote?

Lol esp @ d replies

yinkalink:

Lol esp @ d replies

Hi sunshine, where have you been?. Can we meet again?.

^^^

Yinks baby - so even with the triplet you dey carry - you still dey pull guy?

Poor El!! im nor go fit take im eye off you for 1 sec!!

Lol @ efe
Sis its bin a while, aw v u bin?

@ onyeasi,thanks but um, where exactly shall we “meet“ n where did “we“ meet b4?