Horokrox:
Pocohantas the the Feminazi who lived Fartily ever after in an Eternal Circle of obsessive compulsive Farting sessions

Lmao

ArchiLimited:
It's actually wrong to fart in front of another person, whether you've known them for 20 years. Even in front of a child. If you're alone let it flow but once there's someone else with you, excuse yourself to a private place and release it. That shows good training. People who just let it rip in front of other people then start laughing as if it's supposed to be funny, you're just showing how badly mannered you are

Yeah yeah, you said the proper, ideal thing. But in real life, na on other matter
Husband messes in front of wife mad kids in Ac. But if them mess their own na disrespect
I remember when we were kids, uncle Owode and his 2 wifes when they visited us in Hemel Hempstead. Uncle mess with him big belle, him wifes de tell am Pele, the one sitted closer to him rub the belle for am.

YorubaIsCursed1:
Just imagine.

Yoruba ladies self

na today you know Yoruba women is like they never use Fart chase you out the house before whenever they consume Ewedu and Amala na to Fart they go na why i divorced one of them she want to use Fart injure me in my house

Iyaebe:
Abi ooo if I'm not free with you then I shouldn't be with you.

That is it.

Iyaebe:
Not really but I do not have to go through stress to feel at ease like the woman went through lol.

She is a slay Queen, are you one?

baralatie:

Chai
See where you carry talk go

Where na

princeemmma:
me and wife dey use am do competition for house, you called that problem, is there a specific place for farting, me i dey fart anywhere, even inside bank i dey fart, inside church i dey fart wey sermon dey ongoing, usher say nobody must go out

I remember then in school I cause wahala for exam Hall... Exam wey hard like MTH 412.. I no know when the thing comot... Ogbeni... Even lecturer leave us run.. I remember Kelvin shouting... GOD BLESS THIS MESSER

WIFE MATERIAL

onyenatruchi:
na today you know Yoruba women is like they never use Fart chase you out the house before whenever they consume Ewedu and Amala na to Fart they go na why i divorced one of them she want to use Fart injure me in my house

Munzy14:

She is a slay Queen, are you one?

Im a queen,I don’t know about the slay you attached to it

ArchiLimited:
It's actually wrong to fart in front of another person, whether you've known them for 20 years. Even in front of a child. If you're alone let it flow but once there's someone else with you, excuse yourself to a private place and release it. That shows good training. People who just let it rip in front of other people then start laughing as if it's supposed to be funny, you're just showing how badly mannered you are.

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YOU ARE NOT READY TO MESS. EVEN IF NA DJ CUPPY BE my babe, if is fatting time, it is fatting time bro ... It is so sweet when it is loudest...

I wish she can be allowed to fart in front of buhari

ogbiwa:
A Brazilian singer has admitted she was sent to hospital to be treated for trapped gas because she didn’t want to fart in front of her boyfriend.

Viviane de Queiroz Pereira, who is also known as Pocah, shared snaps from her medical room with millions of online followers on Instagram.

"I woke up at 5.30am with severe stomach pains and ended up in the hospital," the 27-year-old explained.

"But that's it, guys. I'm now fine. Just an accumulation of trapped farts."

The musician, who kicked off her career in 2012 as MC Pocahontas, went on to encourage her fans to pass wind freely.

She said: “Girls, don't be ashamed to fart in front of your guy…

"What's really embarrassing is not letting your guy sleep because you're in discomfort, going to hospital with your guy, and the diagnosis being trapped farts."

"From now on, I'm letting them rip, guys."

Pocah, who was born in the Brazilian state of Rio de Janeiro and also has heritage from Africa and Portugal, originally ignored the stomach pains because of advice from a TikTok thread.

But after the ordeal, she says she’ll be releasing gas freely.

According to medics, holding in farts can be dangerous and lead to painful symptoms.

NHS worker Dr Faraz explained on TikTok that the average person farts 20 times every day.

He said: “Don’t hold in your farts. Gas forms naturally in your stomach as a waste product of digestion.

"It gets mixed with air that you swallow when you eat and drink.”

Explaining that holding it in can lead to heartburn and bloating, the medic warned the gas might even come out another way.

“It could come out as a smelly burp or make your breath stink,” he added. “Imagine doing a burp that smells like a fart.”

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-hospital-after-being-embarrassed-26514333

Na wah, so na mess for kill this fine girl? I believe some Nigerian girls, them nor go catch that trap, them go just day donate the mess day go.

FUNNY STORY.

Iyaebe:
Im a queen,I don’t know about the slay you attached to it

Lol

Can't you just excuse yourself?

You said it all

SmartPolician:
Girls live very fake lifestyle and have high expectations in relationships. The first thing every guy who truly loves a girl must do is to encourage her to be real. There's nothing wrong with a girl farting in the presence of her guy.

Lovers should be free to do silly things like farting before the one who claims to love them. If not, she really needs to consider the kind of person she's with. The same goes for guys too.

“It could come out as a smelly burp or make your breath stink,” he added. “Imagine doing a burp that smells like a fart.”

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This one na confam Yeyebrity. Of all things, it's ordinary fart that sent her 2 the ER, and she's even bragging & encouraging pple to freely share their overly repulsive smell. To each his/her smell o. Why should I perceive such disgusting odour, when I wasn't there in the first place to share in those sweet mouths, & delicacies that she gulped down. Even if she fine like Beyonce, the moment she does that, I'd be seeing her as Medusa. But it's ok, if she jokingly goes about it & apologize.

Kajaard:


Lol

quote me with your main

And now the whole world knows about it
Lack of wisdom is really killing some people.

Her fart must be atomic gas mixed with corona virus.

Goldbw122:
You don't want to disgrace your self in front of your boyfriend, now you are disgracing your self in the front of the world...

Wonders indeed . Maybe she doesn't even know that this is a greater shame. This one of the lamest things that I have seen pple go to hospital for.

MansoryMX:


Too much xvideos dey worry this one

na una de post big puna for naitaland abi , think say I de deprived as you?

Bigchristo:
Smh Abeg rest fart not get toilet, drop it anyhow who vex go later calm down

We fit rest for the matter, if you're the type that gives and could also take without
any complaint/grumble the foul, rotten smell.

Fart or Mess dey pass Mess o. For instance, whenever I take bits of garlic by drinking it with water, since I know how offensive the odour is, I can't just free myself especially inside a vehicle. I gotta suppress it o, for the sake of good manners & neighbourliness.

Banbanna:


Wonders indeed . Maybe she doesn't even know that this is a greater shame. This one of the lamest things that I have seen pple go to hospital for.

She is luck to be alive, some people have visit their dead because of this silly mistake.

ArchiLimited:


This is wrong. You don't fart in front of another person not even because of embarrassment but because it's not healthy.

So those that fart are unhealthy? If it's not healthy for others, is it only good for the person who farts?

My brother, leave story. If you can excuse yourself to fart, good.

ArchiLimited:


This is wrong. You don't fart in front of another person not even because of embarrassment but because it's not healthy.

If your gf doesn't fart in your presence, then she is hiding something from you. It means you guys are not friends. So, you are only deceiving yourselves.

Some farts are powerful enough to power generators and inverters

ArchiLimited:
It's actually wrong to fart in front of another person, whether you've known them for 20 years. Even in front of a child. If you're alone let it flow but once there's someone else with you, excuse yourself to a private place and release it. That shows good training. People who just let it rip in front of other people then start laughing as if it's supposed to be funny, you're just showing how badly mannered you are.

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The ground floor of this 5-storey building looks too small to carry the load above.

LordKushmann:


The ground floor of this 5-storey building looks too small to carry the load above.

Have you seen the structural design?

Banbanna:


We fit rest for the matter, if you're the type that gives and could also take without
any complaint/grumble the foul, rotten smell.

Fart or Mess dey pass Mess o. For instance, whenever I take bits of garlic by drinking it with water, since I know how offensive the odour is, I can't just free myself especially inside a vehicle. I gotta suppress it o, for the sake of good manners & neighbourliness.

Hell no not inside bus oo you want to disgrace sombori? [left][/left] I am talking about when you and your close pals or partner for instance, not in public Abeg that shit is not healthy