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8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by BigCabal: 10:45pm On Mar 21, 2022
It’s an undeniable fact that eating food is an amazing experience, but you know what hits better than good food? Free food! With the economy alone, free food is everything a Nigerian needs. As long as it doesn’t involve a debit alert, eating these eight foods brings bliss.

1. Snail
Even before inflation held us by the neck, snails were already for the elite. As slimy and slow as they are, those suckers cost a lot. What’s more annoying is the fact that you can spend ₦3k for only four pieces of snails. That fourth one is by the grace of God. If anyone buys you peppered snail, please hug them.

2. A seafood platter
Except you own a canoe and can navigate the deep blue waters of the Atlantic, a seafood platter is best served when a sponsor provides the money to pay. The most annoying part is how tiny everything on the plate is. From the calamari to the shrimp, they’re all so tiny. I also believe we’re all pretending to love oysters, but that’s for another day. Seafood tastes so damn good. Dear anon, please take a cue.

3. Asun
As much as goats are cute pets, they make even better as asun. Who doesn’t like soft and succulent meat? The only issue is, goats are expensive. Very expensive. Eating asun these days is a gift. If you see anyone bringing out their card to pay for a plate of asun, eat them. Our motto is: eat the rich.

4. Pasta
Ah…pasta. The enjoyment badge for every happening babe. As tasty as they are, they cost a ridiculous amount. Imagine someone charging you ₦9k for spaghetti you can boil at home. Well, I guess that’s the price for enjoyment.

5. Anything beans
Forget the days of ₦10 for one akara. Now, akara is rolling with the big boys. A bag of beans is now almost ₦80k and the akara sellers are out for blood. Please what are you people eating with your agege bread on Saturday morning? If it’s akara just know you’re a thief.

6. Lamb chops
Hm… is there any need to say more? Bite anybody using a fork and knife to eat lamb chops and mashed potatoes outside. Except they can point to the person that paid, they’re rolling with Abba Kyari. Besides the criminal price for lamb chops, they’re so succulent and juicy. It’s unfair they cost so much.

7. Waffles or pancakes
The fluffier the better. The weird thing is how affordable they are, but why do you want to waste your money on something that will disappear in less than 30 minutes? Why? There’s no need. It’s either you make the flat pancake at home, or not eat it at all.

8. Small chops
Just like pancakes, small chops bang, but why waste your money? It’s just five pieces of savoury items thrown in foil paper. Drag someone to buy it for you. It’ll taste even better. The puff puff is fresher when it’s someone else’s ₦1k. Better yet, go and stand in front of one owambe and beg.

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by CoronaVirusPro: 11:00pm On Mar 21, 2022
Long pork is not on the list.

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by eedhrisademola: 11:26pm On Mar 21, 2022
[quote author=BigCabal post=111246006]It’s an undeniable fact that eating food is an amazing experience, but you know what hits better than good food? Free food! With the economy alone, free food is everything a Nigerian needs. As long as it doesn’t involve a debit alert, eating these eight foods brings bliss.

1. Snail
Even before inflation held us by the neck, snails were already for the elite. As slimy and slow as they are, those suckers cost a lot. What’s more annoying is the fact that you can spend ₦3k for only four pieces of snails. That fourth one is by the grace of God. If anyone buys you peppered snail, please hug them.

2. A seafood platter
Except you own a canoe and can navigate the deep blue waters of the Atlantic, a seafood platter is best served when a sponsor provides the money to pay. The most annoying part is how tiny everything on the plate is. From the calamari to the shrimp, they’re all so tiny. I also believe we’re all pretending to love oysters.
Okay.. WE DON HEAR!

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by Klington: 9:17pm On Mar 23, 2022
Free things are always sweeter.

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by Sirheny007(m): 9:17pm On Mar 23, 2022
I'm sure guys with FWBs will disagree with you.
grin cheesy

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by ATEAMS: 9:17pm On Mar 23, 2022



Nothing is free even in Freetown. You must pay a price to get a prize

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by Kuriosmynd: 9:17pm On Mar 23, 2022
Where is Punna in this conversation? Huh?
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When knacking someone else's babe or wife doggy free of charge... nothing is as sweet o

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by Kennyfancy(m): 9:17pm On Mar 23, 2022
V

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by dammiedot(m): 9:17pm On Mar 23, 2022
Seafood anytime

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by DropsMic(m): 9:18pm On Mar 23, 2022
Bweast

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by RedpillAnalyst: 9:18pm On Mar 23, 2022
Last claro weed

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by WBworldwide: 9:18pm On Mar 23, 2022
Punna too

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by Officialgarri: 9:18pm On Mar 23, 2022
What about when free punna is given and she agrees not to interfere in your serious relationship?

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by chiefolododo(m): 9:18pm On Mar 23, 2022
I am not aware

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by Akeem79(m): 9:18pm On Mar 23, 2022
Snails always looks like toto

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by aikyg(m): 9:18pm On Mar 23, 2022
Snail is free in my village. Our custom forbids us from touching let alone eat it. During the rainy season you see a lot of snails in nearby bushes. People come from other towns to come and collect snails, but we are forbidden from showing them where to find the big big ones.

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 9:18pm On Mar 23, 2022
Am not seeing frog meat there..
Hear in Benue...dem de eat da frog as if is a normal meat ..even rat sef lipsrsealedembarassed embarassed embarassed..

I don tell my babe...anyday wea she go eat da thing come my house, may she jejely just go brush her mouth cos Mua no go kiss any frog meat mouth
angry grin grin cheesy

Buh pork is bae.. pork remains the best meat of the decade cool cool

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by lalastimlala: 9:18pm On Mar 23, 2022
Free beer dey sweet. If you know you know

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by Skyfornia(m): 9:19pm On Mar 23, 2022
Free beer is the sweetest even when you can afford it...

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by MrRemedyAlagbo(m): 9:19pm On Mar 23, 2022
Interesting
Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by Giffted(m): 9:19pm On Mar 23, 2022
nah look I just dey look for this thread o
Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by vincentiago001: 9:20pm On Mar 23, 2022
The story no clear oo
So you mean if it's not free it won't taste better

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by aaking(m): 9:20pm On Mar 23, 2022
Fuel ⛽

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by Yewandequeen(f): 9:20pm On Mar 23, 2022
It's the snail and seafood for me

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by INTEGRITYA1(m): 9:20pm On Mar 23, 2022
Awoof sometimes dey run bele.

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by Nobody: 9:20pm On Mar 23, 2022
your list is incomplete without pussy

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by bluefilm: 9:20pm On Mar 23, 2022
This is bullshit_

You are rejoicing because you got it for free but what about the person who is paying?

Is the person also rejoicing?

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by vinceyinnovation: 9:20pm On Mar 23, 2022
Free money...

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by Drsnives(m): 9:21pm On Mar 23, 2022
Afonja i hail una for dirtiness

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Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by DamnnNiggarr: 9:21pm On Mar 23, 2022
shocked

P*ssy tastes more better when it's free shocked shocked shocked shocked

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