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Social Security by harrysmith122: 8:04am On Jul 02, 2011
Nina and Liz are having a conversation during there lunch break. Nina asks, "So, Liz, how's your sex life these days?"
Liz replies, "Oh, you know. It's the usual, Social Security kind."
"Social Security?" Nina asked quizzically. "Yeah, you get a little each month, but it's not enough to live on."

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Re: Social Security by yinkalink(f): 6:08am On Jul 05, 2011
Hahahahhahhaahahhaaha
Re: Social Security by mikuz(m): 10:32am On Jul 05, 2011
^
for this joke?
Re: Social Security by yinkalink(f): 6:13am On Jul 06, 2011
Yea, n if u v a problem wit dat *go jerk off*
Re: Social Security by mikuz(m): 7:02pm On Jul 06, 2011
What's the intensified aggitation for? Haha! I hope say el cuerpo never start to give you some of the granite em dey smoke?
Re: Social Security by yinkalink(f): 10:35pm On Jul 06, 2011
Lol
If u dnt want to, u beta stop encroachin on my freedom of laffter rights.
Re: Social Security by mikuz(m): 11:23pm On Jul 06, 2011
Lòòl!!
Re: Social Security by Badguy2: 1:49pm On Jul 07, 2011
@ Yinka link .E be like say u no dey get enuf of ***** yknow na im make dat joke strike beta chord with u. Ur headaches are over wink contact me make I show u what sort of a hot date I am kiss kiss kiss
Re: Social Security by kodylicky(f): 11:11pm On Jul 07, 2011
Hmmmm.
Re: Social Security by yinkalink(f): 5:20am On Jul 08, 2011
Hahahahahhahahahahahaha


Wen u sef know dat i get “enuff“, wats d use of givin me xtra?
Re: Social Security by mikuz(m): 5:51am On Jul 08, 2011
Bad_guy would stop that rubbish?
Re: Social Security by Nobody: 4:21pm On Jul 09, 2011
Bad_guy:

@ Yinka link .E be like say u no dey get enuf of ***** yknow na im make dat joke strike beta chord with u. your headaches are over wink contact me make I show u what sort of a hot date I am kiss kiss kiss

Someone wants to tourist Hellfire angry
Re: Social Security by mikuz(m): 9:13pm On Jul 09, 2011
Ha!! My hand is not dey oh.
Re: Social Security by yinkalink(f): 8:25pm On Jul 12, 2011
Lol

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