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Have You Ever Fantasised Being A Superhero Just To Stop Crime? by ask4bk(m): 10:14am On Mar 24, 2022 |
I once caught myself absent minded and deep into an imagination of me being a black superman and flying into boko Haram camp. I will just fly down towards them gently with a camera doing selfie video and chatting "aboki, yaya dei?", while they, of course, will be trembling and cocking their guns towards me and shooting. As the bullets no go enter, I'll just calmly tell them "una de waste una time oh", before I use super speed and round all of them up, bend their guns into handcuff and tie them to the floor, or better still lift them all up to one high pole and leave them hanging in the air shouting in fulani. I'll fly to Abuja and tell presido to go and pack his people because the boko war done finish. Have you ever thought of yourself with super powers to stop crime? What power did you wish you had? � 4 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Fantasised Being A Superhero Just To Stop Crime? by Hezzyluv: 10:19am On Mar 24, 2022 |
Lol.. So many occasions I had imagine getting to know Boko Haram sponsors follow them one after the other to come to national TV and conference how they've put plenty families in pain before I slice their throats. Same with all these teef wey dey call their self politicians. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Fantasised Being A Superhero Just To Stop Crime? by treamabenh: 11:04am On Mar 24, 2022 |
When I used to watch too much Suoerhero Vs Villain movies as a kid |
Re: Have You Ever Fantasised Being A Superhero Just To Stop Crime? by ebuka440: 11:08am On Mar 24, 2022 |
Please don't be a superhero in Nigeria because o di kwa very risky and you can ask Davido most especially for the men of the underworld, Boko Haram and their brothers |
Re: Have You Ever Fantasised Being A Superhero Just To Stop Crime? by Angel55555(m): 4:30pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Not in Nigeria tho you're just wasting your super powers this country is beyond saving |
Re: Have You Ever Fantasised Being A Superhero Just To Stop Crime? by ask4bk(m): 3:06pm On May 11, 2022 |
Angel55555: If I get superman power I go save this country from insecurity a lot. Bandits and boko will shiver just by remembering that I exist after what I may have done to previous colleagues of theirs |
Re: Have You Ever Fantasised Being A Superhero Just To Stop Crime? by ask4bk(m): 5:49am On Jan 23, 2023 |
Re: Have You Ever Fantasised Being A Superhero Just To Stop Crime? by danvon(m): 2:58pm On Jan 23, 2023 |
Yeah I would be batman going around sneaking up on armed robbers but in my imagination I would be widely hated because there isn't that much difference between an armed robbers and some politicians / officers... So I would eventually start going after politicians and the law would turn against me. |
Re: Have You Ever Fantasised Being A Superhero Just To Stop Crime? by Thomthom(m): 1:17pm On Jan 24, 2023 |
Me Na just dey Oyinbo land dey send Dollars come house make them help me build house put like 2 Glk 2 Lexus and 2 Voltron covered in tapoling then come back and flex with my family.. |
Re: Have You Ever Fantasised Being A Superhero Just To Stop Crime? by ask4bk(m): 2:38pm On Jan 25, 2023 |
danvon: Even going after armed robbers the government and system will turn against you because most crime outfits are sponsored by the politicians and you will be spoiling their business. |
Re: Have You Ever Fantasised Being A Superhero Just To Stop Crime? by Smith414: 4:38pm On Jan 25, 2023 |
Na Black Adam me go like be,, no mercy just dey carry dem go sky then forget them... lolllll 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Fantasised Being A Superhero Just To Stop Crime? by ask4bk(m): 4:52pm On Jan 25, 2023 |
Me I no go kill any of them sha, but dem go wish se dem die |
Re: Have You Ever Fantasised Being A Superhero Just To Stop Crime? by delzbaba(m): 4:59pm On Jan 25, 2023 |
Yes I always fantasize I can save Boko victims before they are beheaded,I only imagine I they feel when that cold blade touches their neck. 1 Like |
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