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Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by IvarDboneless: 10:28am On Mar 25, 2022 |
That was where I learnt another name for cell is SANKO .throughout my two days stay in that cell I did not poo or pee, it was horrible. On your first day the NUMBER ONE will ask for your CELL SHOW and if you dont have money on you, hmm...your guess is good as mine But you'll surely bond with many the more you spend time and listen to different stories... Have you been to a cell... Share your experience. |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by TeeGentle(m): 10:51am On Mar 25, 2022 |
Nigeria police cell wey look like?? |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by dawnomike(m): 10:57am On Mar 25, 2022 |
IvarDboneless:I pray I never have such experience... I learnt it is a terrible experience 1 Like |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by Realmi: 11:00am On Mar 25, 2022 |
Never ... May such experience be far from my generation 1 Like |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by kozmokaz(m): 11:02am On Mar 25, 2022 |
Omo Spent 3 days sha Not in the main cell Was kept at the administrative office cell (bastard officers was calling me VIP prisoner ) Said anything I wan chop make I talk say them go order am for me On what took me there : Okay sometime 2021 before I left the country, (actually the police encounter fast tracked my japaring) I sold some crypto currency worth about 8m to a guy I do know very well … my man start to de para say my coin no drop ooo Something I have confirmed from my end So I literally tracked him down after he evaded me for like 2 weeks Omo he collect beating from me and my guys sha That was when he started confessing that it was his bigger boss/bro that masterminded everything Omo na so I take discharge asap to track his big bro/boss When we caught him Shit went physical oo( dude was a cult guy) Ontop my money you wan come de shout aye ask men for me ? He collect better beating before running Next day I made some calls to reach out to some senior people for area ooo make them hear my cry Na so then invite am make em show My man de come meeting carry police come say I kidnapped his kid bro Omo the men for table shock Well we all ended up for station Both me , him, and the kid bro after I involved my lawyer and some top police officers from force HQ Spent 3days together for the administrative cell Police use us chop Signed some F*ckn papers that we have settled Well even if na 10 years !! I go come back for my money I be awka boy !!! 6 Likes |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by IvarDboneless: 11:20am On Mar 25, 2022 |
dawnomike:Bros always distinct yourself from anytin that will take you there ooh...its a terrible experience bro...worst is you will not bath throughout your stay |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by IvarDboneless: 11:21am On Mar 25, 2022 |
Realmi:Amen ooh |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by IvarDboneless: 11:24am On Mar 25, 2022 |
kozmokaz:Bros just free am...cell even better compared to ATM(awaiting trial inmates) 1 Like |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by badboyTee(m): 11:31am On Mar 25, 2022 |
IvarDboneless: |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by kozmokaz(m): 11:48am On Mar 25, 2022 |
IvarDboneless: Omo 8m gone like that ? |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by IvarDboneless: 1:32pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
kozmokaz:Him no pay u? |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by kozmokaz(m): 2:03pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by Christane: 2:10pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
God forbid ..It will never be my portion and all those who wish never to go in there .. it z no an experience worth experiencing ...I only want to experience how z it to be rich ..cus av been struggling all my life |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by Eromose3009: 2:29pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
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Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by IvarDboneless: 5:40pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
kozmokaz:Wow... whats your next plan man..its a whole lot of money man |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by kozmokaz(m): 6:03pm On Mar 25, 2022 |
IvarDboneless: Left Nigeria already Dude definitely gonna pay me And not all payments are done with money |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by Obagofixxy: 8:39am On Mar 26, 2022 |
Yes ohhhh the first one was when I was in first year, one boy in my lodge stole someone's laptop after like 2 month the guy went and reported to SARS, Omo I was writing exam that period, not knowing that SARS has been coming to check when all man go de around, unluckily for me I was around in the evening Na so them enter under rain, the funny part was that it was batch by batch we were taking to the station, the second was very terrible and horrible experience though me and my roommate spent a week and some days there before came out, inside the cell as we dey enter first them mouth us for wall by the oc torture on the command of the number one, him get cabinet members, he stays close to the door, and the place him and his cabinet stays is referred to as white house, if you de form stubborn guy Omo once you enter there dem go humble you first..... But that place no be am ... I thank God for my life 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by IvarDboneless: 8:57am On Mar 26, 2022 |
Obagofixxy:oc torture see memory bro the most w Obagofixxy:You just brought back memories Oc torture go mend u for wall especially if wetin cari u come na small matter u go collect..omo that place na another life entirely. But did you guys later pay for the laptop. |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by Obagofixxy: 9:08am On Mar 26, 2022 |
IvarDboneless: hahahahHH I swear Wetin savee and my guy say the day wey we de arrest us Na from one restaurant we de come out from and we carry better food, rice and banga stew for my guy then my own was bitter leaf soup and semo, Omo dem mount us for wall but as dem see those things, the number one come free us, the next day we moved closer to the White House |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by IvarDboneless: 9:11am On Mar 26, 2022 |
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Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by Obagofixxy: 9:12am On Mar 26, 2022 |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by BabalawoPikin(m): 11:36am On Mar 26, 2022 |
Customer daada ni.. But only slept once till next day.. During my university days. I was working also for Nigerian breweries sales rep.. Naso we go show. We closed by 10:30pm. Was about opening my door then a daughter of Jezebel called me to come spend the night with her on my way 10:50pm. Police carry me oo. Mhen. First time!!! But I no dey fear there mama.. We got there with my bikeman. They saw both of my IDs but they didn't even want to know. Naso we start to drag am. Idiots put me inside cell sha.. Next day daughter of Jezebel carried a soldier and I was freed.. 5naira I no pay. I even give them middle finger.. After my first experience till date, na to call my connects anytime this bastards come for me.. |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by IvarDboneless: 4:19pm On Mar 26, 2022 |
BabalawoPikin:Waow you are lucky shaa...this ones no be the wicked ones I swear |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by BabalawoPikin(m): 5:34pm On Mar 26, 2022 |
IvarDboneless:bro. For naija. Just get connect. I have been arrested so many times, but my daughters of Jezebel always show up with squad for my release. Police fear military men like die.. I remember the day them arrest me cux of Crypto stuff.. Police man chop slap for dpo front. Ntin happen. Nigeria is finished I swear |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by IvarDboneless: 1:22am On Mar 27, 2022 |
BabalawoPikin:Na wa o |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by HeavenVGate: 3:20am On Mar 27, 2022 |
kozmokaz:Lies from the deep pit of shit! With the way you described the boy, he can't afford some milli talk of milli's to the tone of 8m. Well, thanks for the entertainment. Smart ones know you're just trying to entertain us. |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by IvarDboneless: 9:03am On Mar 27, 2022 |
HeavenVGate:guy do u know him in person? |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by kozmokaz(m): 11:09am On Mar 27, 2022 |
HeavenVGate: Wait wait wait I’m not here to entertain no mfk man And why would i be lying shit ? Could send screenshots of transactions and chats ! But owe you no explanation |
Re: Have You Been To A Nigerian Police Cell Before by SarakiBukola: 11:36am On Mar 27, 2022 |
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