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| Aeroplane Anxiety! by babake81(m): 1:12am On Apr 15, 2009 |
A plane was taking off from Lagos Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from Lagos to P/H. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH, MY G-D!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"   more here:https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-256053.896.html |
| Re: Aeroplane Anxiety! by Nobody: 1:44am On Apr 15, 2009 |
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww . . he sh*t his pants |
| Re: Aeroplane Anxiety! by yme1(f): 2:38am On Apr 15, 2009 |
oh oh lol |
| Re: Aeroplane Anxiety! by Lolabbey: 8:06am On Apr 15, 2009 |
dem be cowards |
| Re: Aeroplane Anxiety! by sholabanke(m): 10:02am On Apr 15, 2009 |
who and who? |
| Re: Aeroplane Anxiety! by naijababe2(f): 11:31am On Apr 15, 2009 |
you the passenger. |
| Re: Aeroplane Anxiety! by naijababe2(f): 11:32am On Apr 15, 2009 |
you the passenger. |
| Re: Aeroplane Anxiety! by sholabanke(m): 11:34am On Apr 15, 2009 |
naijababe2 wey naijababe1 or u dey do impersination? |
| Re: Aeroplane Anxiety! by naijababe2(f): 11:46am On Apr 15, 2009 |
i'm her daughter |
| Re: Aeroplane Anxiety! by sholabanke(m): 11:47am On Apr 15, 2009 |
okay better still how old are u? |
| Re: Aeroplane Anxiety! by Lolabbey: 11:59am On Apr 15, 2009 |
she no go fit |
| Re: Aeroplane Anxiety! by sholabanke(m): 12:09pm On Apr 15, 2009 |
tatafo no be u i dey talk |
| Re: Aeroplane Anxiety! by romsky: 12:10pm On Apr 15, 2009 |
she even dey tu old to give u a date |
| Re: Aeroplane Anxiety! by sholabanke(m): 12:21pm On Apr 15, 2009 |
tooooooo old can he be too old |
| Re: Aeroplane Anxiety! by naijababe2(f): 3:51pm On Apr 15, 2009 |
sholabanke:m 999years old, can't u see my yellow hair? |
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