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Lets Laugh Off The Stress by kemisuga(f): 3:31pm On Jul 04, 2011
A Man had 4 children. Government made a public announcement to the citizens that, if u have five children you will get 20,000 per month as aid grant to support the family. The man asked his wife subtly by way of confession: "honey, I must admit, em, i have a child with my girl friend and i am going to bring him". She gazed at him in shock, he could not wait but dashed out to fetch the son. When he returned, he was amazed to see just two of his children remaining. he asked his wife: honey, where are the other two children? She replied, " you were not the only person that heard the announcement, their fathers have taken them.
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by dammizz(m): 3:40pm On Jul 04, 2011
lol! so Mr Smart aint smart after all. W-o-m-e-n, they know how to drop men's rising wings
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by kemisuga(f): 3:44pm On Jul 04, 2011
Yeah Dammizz - You got it right!
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by hamjola: 4:48pm On Jul 04, 2011
Very tight.nice one
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by kemisuga(f): 5:07pm On Jul 04, 2011
Thanks
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by Chiluvsky(f): 5:38pm On Jul 04, 2011
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by mikuz(m): 5:57pm On Jul 04, 2011
Haha lol!
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by yinkalink(f): 6:56am On Jul 05, 2011
Hehehehehehe
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by kemisuga(f): 9:02am On Jul 05, 2011
Its all good grin grin grin
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by maka3: 10:16am On Jul 05, 2011
Lol! Mr and Mrs smith.
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by Onyeasi(m): 10:33am On Jul 05, 2011
I can't stoping this laughing, please someone is helping me in this my mad. My neighbour thinking I'm mading. Pls helping me. grin I can't stoping this laughing, please someone is helping me in this my mad. My neighbour thinking I'm mading. Pls helping me. grin
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by kemisuga(f): 10:41am On Jul 05, 2011
Onyeasi:

I can't stoping this laughing, please someone is helping me in this my mad. My neighbour thinking I'm mading. Pls helping me. grin I can't stoping this laughing, please someone is helping me in this my mad. My neighbour thinking I'm mading. Pls helping me. grin
Pls take it easy oooooooh. Dont go mad yet. I still love u grin
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by mikuz(m): 11:04am On Jul 05, 2011
^ too late! He has already gone loco! Better look somewhere else.
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by Onyeasi(m): 11:14am On Jul 05, 2011
My neighbour has joining me in this mad and more people has coming. Very soon, we all will run crazing.
@Makus
Why are you changing your name to Mikuz?
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by kemisuga(f): 11:34am On Jul 05, 2011
@ Onyeasi - why are u located in d prison? I can now understand why everyone around dey do d "kolo kolo thing"
Surry oooh
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by olawalebabs(m): 11:36am On Jul 05, 2011
truly, na women know the father of the child
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by Onyeasi(m): 11:45am On Jul 05, 2011
kemisuga:

@ Onyeasi - why are u located in d prison? I can now understand why everyone around dey do d "kolo kolo thing"
Surry oooh
Sister, you can equally join us. The registration is free. Just commit a crime, before you know it, you're in.
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by kemisuga(f): 1:16pm On Jul 05, 2011
olawalebab:

truly, na women know the father of the child
U are right!
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by kemisuga(f): 1:16pm On Jul 05, 2011
Onyeasi:

Sister, you can equally join us. The registration is free. Just commit a crime, before you know it, you're in.
I reject it ooooooh. God forbidz
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by mikuz(m): 1:41pm On Jul 05, 2011
@onyeasi
do i know you?
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by olawalebabs(m): 2:42pm On Jul 05, 2011
So if the man is the HEAD of the family, women are the NECK
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by kemisuga(f): 4:04pm On Jul 05, 2011
olawalebab:

So if the man is the HEAD of the family, women are the NECK
Whateva tongue
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by olawalebabs(m): 7:28pm On Jul 05, 2011
It's the neck that control the head
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by yinkalink(f): 6:00am On Jul 06, 2011
@ kemisuga, cant u go dere to spread d good news? Remember like jesus said its d sick people dat need nursing , not d hale n hearty.

@ onyeasi,ndo, eh pele, it is well. Al b prayin for u. No no no, u dnt need to come near me,i hear er, some kind of laffs can b contagious.
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by kemisuga(f): 1:16pm On Jul 06, 2011
olawalebab:

It's the neck that control the head
Absolutely Right! cheesy
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by xeun(m): 3:09pm On Jul 06, 2011
Thats just it i am pretty stupid, hahahahahahahahahahahaha cheesy
Re: Lets Laugh Off The Stress by kemisuga(f): 4:51pm On Jul 06, 2011
Okay

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