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Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by dre11(m): 7:03pm On Apr 03, 2022
Panic In FCT NSCDC As Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons From Toilets

Profound apprehension has gripped personnel of the FCT Command of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) at Wuse Zone 5 after the recent discovery of many snakes at the office premises.

The discovery was triggered by a snake attack on a worker who was installing a telecommunication equipment and decided to use a toilet at the premises.

He was bitten twice on his manhood by the snake and rushed to a hospital, but was later withdrawn to receive traditional medicine which his family preferred.

Some officers who spoke to our correspondent on condition of anonymity said “non-native” pythons seemed to have established a breeding population at the office premises.

On March 29, 2022, the command’s authorities sought the help of some snake charmers who captured nine snakes after a three-hour search.

The snakes which were believed to have inhabited the various water closets at the office seem to be competing with rodents for food.

An officer said; “Huge snakes, some up to 20 feet long or more, with telephone-pole-sized girths, have been parading the area.

“As I speak to you, we are now afraid of night duty. The March 29 incident was not an isolated case, as snakes have become regular guests at the FCT command.”

LEADERSHIP Sunday further gathered that most officers have vowed never to use the restrooms at the premises or even sleep while on night duty again after the frightening incident and numerous other cases of snakes moving around the car park and pavilion which are surrounded by trees.

The officers said the problem was further compounded by poor power supply, especially at night.

An officer said, “On that fateful day, my colleague and I were coming out of the security post when the victim screamed and when we rushed to his aid, we saw a big snake, raised the alarm and immediately alerted our superiors.

“Members of our Rapid Rescue Unit were alerted and they immediately rushed to the spot and took him to a hospital. The snake bit him twice on his manhood. On hearing the news, other officers and visitors at the premises immediately left the premises.”

A female officer who refused to disclose her department which according to her shares the same toilet block, said another snake was spotted near the exit gate of the office but before alerting others, it escaped.

Our correspondent observed that the car park and part of the pavilion are dense with trees and grasses. It was gathered that usually, snakes were spotted near the grasses but now appear to have migrated to the main building which indicates that their population has increased.

Another officer, said, “We were shocked to discover snakes hiding in different locations. The sight was scary. No fewer than nine snakes were caught.

“We usually find many rats, some of them as huge as bandicoots, running here and there and making noise as they run over the ceilings. Luckily, we have not encountered any snake coming for these rats, so far,” said another officer who added that the offices were almost empty since the discovery.

Another staff member said prior to the snake bite, the management had not cared to keep the surroundings free of rodents. He said because of the incident, officers are now afraid of using the toilets even when seriously pressed.

When contacted on by our correspondent, the image maker of the command, Comfort Okomanyi, said; “I am disputing that information, it is not true, I do not know where you people get information from.”

When repeatedly asked if she was actually disputing the fact that someone was bitten by a snake and if snake charmers did not capture nine reptiles, she said; “Yes, we carried out a fumigation exercise and a snake was killed.”

The removal of the nine snakes came barely a few months after a Nigerian Air Force female officer identified as Lance Corporal Bercy died after she was bitten by a snake when she sat on the toilet seat in her apartment at the Air Force Base, Bill Clinton Way, Airport Road, Abuja.

Reports had it that the snake made its way into her toilet bowl and bit her.

LEADERSHIP Sunday recalls that the accountant-general of the federation, Ahmed Idris in November 2021 said his office proposed N36 million in the 2022 budget to combat antelopes, snakes and other reptiles that trouble them.

Idris made the disclosure at a budget defence where he explained that the fund would help them adequately fumigate especially the academy surrounded by bushes housing antelopes and snakes.

https://leadership.ng/panic-in-fct-nscdc-as-snake-charmer-captures-9-pythons-from-toilets/

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Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by SadiqBabaSani: 7:05pm On Apr 03, 2022
Wahala

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Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by nairavsdollars(f): 7:07pm On Apr 03, 2022
So officers too dey fear snake...better meat. Lala must hear this

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Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by AntiBMC(m): 7:09pm On Apr 03, 2022
Too bad. Thank God for people like Lala that devour this creature anywhere they see it. By now, snakes would have been a bigger issue to Nigeria than Bubu and his boys

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Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by meccuno: 7:12pm On Apr 03, 2022
grin grin grin grin grin cowards
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by aikyg(m): 7:15pm On Apr 03, 2022
Waawuu! If they were able to capture nine snakes, then there are more. Big snakes are very prolific in reproducing and most of them lay as many as 15 to twenty eggs at once. This is a big problem. They need to find them and relocate them before they establish a permanent colony in that area.

The snakes must have found their way into the septic tank, due to poor plumbing and construction work at the premises in question. They should get all the snakes out and get another contractor to redo the septic tank and the pipes.

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Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by vibre: 7:21pm On Apr 03, 2022
Ordinary mouth action wey Lala give person na him una dey fear like this

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Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by Nokio1: 7:23pm On Apr 03, 2022
U are afraid of snakeeeeee s
What will you pee poo when u c bandits
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by olisaEze(m): 7:27pm On Apr 03, 2022
dre11:


Panic In FCT NSCDC As Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons From Toilets




Panic In FCT NSCDC As Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons From Toilets





https://leadership.ng/panic-in-fct-nscdc-as-snake-charmer-captures-9-pythons-from-toilets/

Lalasticlala



Okayyy why you kon dey cc Lala? And Lala, why you sef kon move am go FP inna hurry?? Can’t believe dis snake charmer charmed you so easily. grin grin
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by silverlinen(m): 7:29pm On Apr 03, 2022
Damn.... everything and everywhere in Nigeria no safe again.
Even snakes self don turn terrorists, bandits and unknown gunmen.

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Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by amazingspiderma: 7:47pm On Apr 03, 2022
It's about food chain.

Men keep rats, Snakes eat rats.

Man meet snakes.

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Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by Ahmed0336(m): 7:55pm On Apr 03, 2022
Nawa o
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by youngblaq: 8:01pm On Apr 03, 2022
Alexpre11:
I hope the snake didn't swollen anything

"swallow'...that's the word comrade.

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Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by Totilopussylick(m): 8:08pm On Apr 03, 2022
Alexpre11:
I hope the snake didn't swollen anything
Maybe the pythons thought it a jamb office, where they normally swallow 50 million one time .

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Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by TheWolfen(m): 8:54pm On Apr 03, 2022
Snakes in toilets shocked
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by tutudesz: 8:55pm On Apr 03, 2022
bitten twice on his manhood lipsrsealed

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Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by AroOkigbo(m): 9:03pm On Apr 03, 2022
Pictures or. ..
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by sweetonugbu: 9:10pm On Apr 03, 2022
Odi ok
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by Shellsploit: 9:26pm On Apr 03, 2022
shocked
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by Realmi: 9:51pm On Apr 03, 2022
Snakes dry vex these days o
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by Charmingrascal(m): 10:02pm On Apr 03, 2022
Time for the NSCDC to make money.
Fumigation of the premises will cost 2Billion Naira, inorder to keep rodents and reptiles at bay.

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Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by respect80(m): 10:22pm On Apr 03, 2022
We're about to have a snake Island in nigeria.
Congratulations to lala, no more hunting stress
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by TheTourist: 2:19am On Apr 04, 2022
Wahaluur cheesy
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by Mofun: 3:55am On Apr 04, 2022
Gosh! What a thing! I am just wondering if the place was previously abandoned for it to have become a home for multiple snakes. I mean, it couldn't have been an all-of-a-sudden thing for crying out loud!

Check my signature out.
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by Penguin2: 7:24am On Apr 04, 2022
Alexpre11:
I hope the snake didn't swollen anything

Dem no too swallow much sha…

They cumulatively swallowed 989 million naira only undecided

U see? They are not that greedy

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Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by Arysexy(m): 7:39am On Apr 04, 2022
Dirty ppl.

Why won't snake pay you visit. When rodents are your neighbors

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Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by MadamExcellency: 7:49am On Apr 04, 2022
Is Snake charming not one of Seun's stated occupation aside Nairaland Administration?

He just missed a contract.
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by money121(m): 8:37am On Apr 04, 2022
Chaii

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