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Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by Nobody: 10:28am On Apr 04, 2022
Africans and their ways! Those things ain't real snakes!
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by benson81(m): 10:30am On Apr 04, 2022
Abi the manhood resemble snake ni? Em see am as rival grin
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by expressglory: 11:28am On Apr 04, 2022
benson81:
Abi the manhood resemble snake ni? Em see am as rival grin
grin grin grin grin
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by Nmezor(f): 11:47am On Apr 04, 2022
Hmmm, nawa o
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by BluntTheApostle(m): 12:50pm On Apr 04, 2022
The snakes are in order.

Keeping these lazy officers on their toes is a welcome development.

If you read the OP, you will see that the officers have now become scared of sleeping on duty.
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by Mandela887(m): 3:38pm On Apr 04, 2022
Imagine #36million just to use capture Antelope,snakes & rats....Nigeria is finished
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by barinedan(m): 5:10pm On Apr 04, 2022
I think they need snake hunters and not charmers, everything about this country dey go left
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by Jakumo(m): 5:15pm On Apr 04, 2022
aikyg:
Waawuu! If they were able to capture nine snakes, then there are more. Big snakes are very prolific in reproducing and most of them lay as many as 15 to twenty eggs at once. This is a big problem. They need to find them and relocate them before they establish a permanent colony in that area.

The snakes must have found their way into the septic tank, due to poor plumbing and construction work at the premises in question. They should get all the snakes out and get another contractor to redo the septic tank and the pipes.

Not to worry. Double Chief Lala is leading a fact-finding delegation to the site where investigations will be carried out, after which a White Paper will be published detailing the immediate and remote causes of this invasion by snakes, while also preferring solutions that must all end with the offending snakes being rounded up, then cooked using appropriate spices and ingredients, in preparation for being summarily eaten by the visiting delegation in accordance with all relevant statutes.

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Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by Jakumo(m): 5:17pm On Apr 04, 2022
mrgreen4real:
All I know is that preek and blokus somewhat look like rat when you look it from another view. He was unlucky and the snake mistook his gbola for the rodent they always feed on hence the bite twice. I wish him quick recovery. No bleeping for sometime

Thank you for your diagnosis and prescription, Doctor.

One can only hope that your medical consultation invoice will be honored with prompt payment in full.
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by CaseSensitive(m): 7:18pm On Apr 04, 2022
kelmicheal:
Snake bite on the manhood? How did he survived

Pythons are constrictors and not venomous
Re: Snake Bites Man's Manhood In NSCDC Toilet, Snake Charmer Captures 9 Pythons by utibe1995(m): 7:45pm On Apr 04, 2022
I think the government should act fast before those creatures have a crown king, queen, Prince and princess. Those creatures are more dangerous than boko Haram. Level one bandit ����

FBI Most wanted creatures ����

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