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I'm Not Dead! by Nobody: 11:22am On Apr 12, 2022

I'm not dead... Thank you...

Someone called this morning... Asked if I was okay... Cause they thought I was dead... I'm perfectly alright... I took a break from Nairaland and my inability to communicate with my boyfriend, Senomii for the past THREE days was as a result me not having a phone...

Thanks for the concern... But I'm okay...

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Re: I'm Not Dead! by NobleSeed(m): 11:24am On Apr 12, 2022

is high time you tell that your boyfriend to buy a phone for you na..so that those wailers won't be waking up around 2 in the midnight to be posting falacious threads here
Tell him to check my siggy

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Nobody: 11:35am On Apr 12, 2022

Thank God!

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Locoxcobajrn: 11:38am On Apr 12, 2022

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Vinnie2000(m): 11:49am On Apr 12, 2022

Praiseeeeee the Lord, Alleluya!!

Welcome back, Datboredberry!

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Vinnie2000(m): 11:52am On Apr 12, 2022

Remaining my other Babe who has been absent for 2 days now! sad

Na wa oo!

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Exkandayee(m): 12:29pm On Apr 12, 2022

At least you don become celebrity like skibii, everyone knows you now,naso you go take blow be this ooooh

Re: I'm Not Dead! by ikeno(m): 12:29pm On Apr 12, 2022

glory be to God

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Nobody: 1:09pm On Apr 12, 2022

Exkandayee:
At least you don become celebrity like skibii, everyone knows you now,naso you go take blow be this ooooh

Celebrity of hypertension

Kr1ss216

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Nobody: 1:10pm On Apr 12, 2022

Good to know.
I don't understand why you played this game tho'

Re: I'm Not Dead! by DECENTBWOY: 1:43pm On Apr 12, 2022

Thank you Jesus...

My mind don calm down...

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Nobody: 1:49pm On Apr 12, 2022

Descottes:
Good to know.
I don't understand why you played this game tho'

It wasn't a game, she had no phone

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Cardealer2021(m): 3:01pm On Apr 12, 2022

I knew it was just mere speculation. grin

Thank God Sha cheesy

As for that idiotic troll his account suppose to be banned forever

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Re: I'm Not Dead! by Cardealer2021(m): 3:03pm On Apr 12, 2022

Vinnie2000:

Remaining my other Babe who has been absent for 2 days now!

Na wa oo!

Who be your babe so wink

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Jeon(f): 6:24pm On Apr 12, 2022

.
iyaebe ..

I told you cheesy

THANK GOD YOU ARE ALIVE.

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Re: I'm Not Dead! by Silentgroper(m): 7:49pm On Apr 12, 2022

Senomii:

It wasn't a game, she had no phone

froshloaded shey you go buy phone for her.

This guy been dey run mouth like tap water xay him wan buy your babe phone but him no get level ..

Abeg show am as e dey be

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Re: I'm Not Dead! by Nobody: 7:52pm On Apr 12, 2022

Silentgroper:
froshloaded shey you go buy phone for her.

This guy been dey run mouth like tap water xay him wan buy your babe phone but him no get level ..

Abeg show am as e dey be

She sef no dey gree collect anything,I don beg am tire, I still dey beg am

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Silentgroper(m): 7:54pm On Apr 12, 2022

Senomii:

She sef no dey gree collect anything,I don beg am tire, I still dey beg am

Nawa oo

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Nobody: 7:55pm On Apr 12, 2022

Silentgroper:
froshloaded shey you go buy phone for her.

This guy been dey run mouth like tap water xay him wan buy your babe phone but him no get level ..

Abeg show am as e dey be

That werey been dey tell her say him fit collect her from my hand, i just want make him try am, cos i fit vex put one allegation for him head call efcc for am as punishment

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Silentgroper(m): 7:58pm On Apr 12, 2022

Senomii:

That werey been dey tell her say him fit collect her from my hand, i just want make him try am, cos i fit vex put one allegation for him head call efcc for am as punishment

.. lol .. na your babe first Nairaland 1st boyfriend be that oo .

No reason am oo..

You know how it's with females and their First love na tongue

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Nobody: 8:02pm On Apr 12, 2022

Silentgroper:

Nawa oo

Na serious winch wey she be

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Nobody: 8:03pm On Apr 12, 2022

Silentgroper:
.. lol .. na your babe first Nairaland 1st boyfriend be that oo .

No reason am oo..

You know how it's with females and their First love na

Nonsense

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Froshloaded: 9:53pm On Apr 12, 2022

Silentgroper:
froshloaded shey you go buy phone for her.

This guy been dey run mouth like tap water xay him wan buy your babe phone but him no get level ..

Abeg show am as e dey be

Senomii should I go ahead?

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Froshloaded: 9:54pm On Apr 12, 2022

Senomii:

That werey been dey tell her say him fit collect her from my hand, i just want make him try am, cos i fit vex put one allegation for him head call efcc for am as punishment

Calm down baba
I was only joking nah grin

You don't trust your babe again.

Re: I'm Not Dead! by 9182736455O1999(m): 11:24pm On Apr 12, 2022

BoredBerry:
I'm not dead... Thank you...

Someone called this morning... Asked if I was okay... Cause they thought I was dead... I'm perfectly alright... I took a break from Nairaland and my inability to communicate with my boyfriend, Senomii for the past THREE days was as a result me not having a phone...

Thanks for the concern... But I'm okay...

If you give us HBP again next time, i'll break this your head.
do you hear me?

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Teddy96: 11:54pm On Apr 12, 2022

. . If a heart can actually pop out from the chest. . My own would have done that since. . Mehn u just put some foes in grief.

I nearly believed that rumor. . cry

That guy that did that rumor is an expert. .

Anyway . . Thank God that u re alive.

I'm happy now. . Mind at rest.

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Nobody: 12:26am On Apr 13, 2022

Froshloaded:

Senomii should I go ahead?

To chop sand dey hungry some people

Re: I'm Not Dead! by Nobody: 12:28am On Apr 13, 2022

Froshloaded:

Calm down baba
I was only joking nah

You don't trust your babe again.

You don hear efcc e don turn to joke, their cell no bad sha I don sleep there like 3times your turn go soon reach

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Re: I'm Not Dead! by Froshloaded: 10:56am On Apr 13, 2022

Senomii:

You don hear efcc e don turn to joke, their cell no bad sha I don sleep there like 3times your turn go soon reach

Lmao

That's not my portion g.

Senomii:

To chop sand dey hungry some people

I can't buy my friend a phone again?

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