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After having s€x with a fat girl, you be like"baby see your jacket on the floor" and she replies"Which jacket?....it's my pant"

If nobody has ever paid your transport fare in a bus...or keke My dear sister you are ugly

Love no be scam, you are the one dragging Ashawo into serious relationship

Where are those slay-queens that lost their virginity for iphone 7.... Now iphone 13pro is out hope you are ready to lose ur destiny

So becus we've started dating now you are now calling me by name, you better add the uncle there before i finish you with koboko

Ifeoma, you graduated lastyear and now you are posting"Back then in secondary school" you better get sense

Teacher:Make a sentence using Noun
Hollybratt:Leave me alone Now

Hollybratt:Tell me one fact about you
Girlfriend:I got to know the meaning of condom when i finished my higher institution
Hollybratt:

English:Abba disagreed Yoruba:Abba kyari

English:Take it and see
Yoruba:Bu hari

English:Seun you offend us Yoruba:Seun o sewa

Woman about to give birth . Woman:Doctor abeg take it easy Doctor:You better open ur legs very well make i remove the baby Woman:Is the baby not coming? Doctor:Is like the idiot is hidding for me

A Mermaid wanted to buy fish at the river side
Mermaid:How much are these fish?
Fish monger:Na 250naira madam
Mermaid:Haha the fish wey i train?

I will never listen to people conversation in a taxi again, i almost follow a woman home today just to hear the rest of the story

Beautifulness is not enough, sister can you chase and kill a rat without breaking the tv screen

Girl:Am i looking good?
Guy:Yes but this one your head be like kolopot and legs con be like mopping stick.
ewee!

Uncle when the restaurant is neat. Pls eat the meat and lick the plate, do you understand or should i go deeper

Who stole the meat?
America:I'm not the one
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Who stole the meat?
Nigeria:Me? Steal? Meat? Go and ask nnamdi, go and ask aminu, even the day i wanted to steal the meat, it is fish that i later stole
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Girlfriend:I'm pregnante
Me:Wow! What a nice name

I don't know why some people would just be making noise about their hustle. You hustle reach judas? The nigga sold jesus christ o, which hustle reach that i beg?? ;

When your girlfriend posts"Real men are born in match" but you were born in october. My bro i understand e dey pain. But no vex you never reach your bustop

dani1luv Ben13 Mukina2 Seun Lalasticlala

If other gender is important, then why is their parent exchanging them with cows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSdsTZq2FRA

I hate it when website ask me"Are you a human?" no, am a washing machine

Have you seen it?

Hollybratt:
Have you seen it?

He resemble you

Chaos14:
He resemble you

Thanks for sharing your thought

Smokers Are liable To Die Young
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Bogeyman:I'm fifty eight already i can't die young

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Q:Would you take a bullet for your partner?
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Seun:Taking things that are not yours is theft
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Hollybratt:
Uncle when the restaurant is neat. Pls eat the meat and lick the plate, do you understand or should i go deeper

If u understand u need Jesus

dhameelare:

If u understand u need Jesus

my brother na money i need o