"I know you've come because i hear your perfume" can you now see the reason why i can't date ibadan girls

Instead of you to check if he get money you dey shout the guy fine, the guy fine. My sister, the kyn sapa wey go catch you enh! It is proudly made in China

Teacher:What nation do people hate most?
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Chaos:Exami-nation

When you hit the right spot during s€x
Americans:Ohh baby, yess! Don't stop
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Nigerians:Na there baby, i swear na there oo

Chaos14:
Me that am from ibadan i supposed knock you

Hollybratt:
Teacher:What nation do people hate most?
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Chaos:Exami-nation

Hollybratt:
Open your leg you said today is sunday, shey make we go do am for church ni

Hahahaha you too funny o

Me as a briclayer:Oga e be like say we go need super glue o this block no wan stand
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Me as a soldeir:Comrade i no get bullet for my gun again o shey make i tell the rapist make e come back
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Me as a Tailor:Oga i don cut this cloth finish, shey una go wear am like that or you go give me?

Me as a barber:Oga bend as if you want to do doggy style
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Me as a camera man:Smile as if you love buhari
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Me as a lecturer:Students e be like say you go fail this exam o

Sitting with a fat girl inside bus na mad o, a fat girl yawn inside bus today and breez blown me out of the glass

Wicked men! Instead of beating her with ur belt why not make use of ur six packs
awon oniranu

Radio announcer:Another game is outtttt... Use 5000 naira to collect form to become a billionaire
Hollybratt:Mtchewww if i should get that 5000 naira i will go to restaurant and chop bread and beans to my satisfaction

A husband that cannot cheat on his wife, is that one husband or horse-band

Let's fuckkk ourself you said your hairstyle is 50k., shey make i con promote am for you abi make i post am on facebook?? abegg spead ur legs as if you want to conceive

I still don't know why dem go born pikin finish and still name am"Evidence"

Dear girls when ur mom said she want the best for you she's talking about me

Man wey dey teach me how to control my sexual feeling wan knack my dog today

Man:Where's your father?

Kid:He's in the bedroom
Man:What of your mum?

Kid:She's in the bedroom
Man:Hmmmm i guess they are......
Kid:You don't have to guess they are in different rooms

After drinking Alomo mix with Ogidiga
Me:Hello baby where are you?
Her:Sorry i can't make it today again
Me:You will never make it in your life

Pastor:It is your mother inlaw that is doing you
Me:I'm not married
Pastor:

As a man when you start waking up without any morning erection just know it is time to write a will

Brother:You Fukk Like Mom
Sister:Lol, that's What Dad Said

I can't be treating you like my world and you will be treating me like oshodi :

The course i'm reading to save life wants to take my own

I plege to Nigeria don finally move his family go canada

Cultis ask fresher if he wan collect fresher say nothing is too small

If you find someone that really loves you, cares for you, buys you gifts, genuinely wants your happiness and your progress in life
leave am for me and find another one abeg

There are sins that cannot be forgiven, how can you use church WI-FI to download porn

Nigerian girls are unromantic set a candle light dinner for a Nigerian girl and she will think you're a Ritualist