Yes I knw how dirty some people's mind can get, by d way, I was actually refering to the real food not what hapund after *winks*

yinkalink:

K
Inspired by your xperience, i told my boifriend dat i was a yeye fowl. D ffg conversatn ensued;
Me: baby, i just joined dis xclusive n special club on nl
He: rly?
Me: yep, d yeye fowl club inspired by ms potato
He: ms potato? Yeye fowl?
I hope dats not some kind of lady-loving-lady group or somtin
Me: (laffing) no,it isnt. Anybody can b a yeye fowl,male or female,infact we‘r all yeye fowls
He: er, i hear u,but speak for urself aite?
So wat exactly do yeye fowls do?
Me: we‘re cute n we make people laff
He: baby,u‘re not cute,u‘re pretty
Me: thanks but m still a yeye fowl
He: do u even know d meanin of d word ‘yeye‘?
Me: of cos i do, m also yoruba remember?
He: so y would anybody dub a name dat comes wit yeye, cant she find somtin better like ‘potato chicks‘ or somtin
Me: potato chicks? Dats gross!
Nywaiz forget abt it. All i know is am a yeye fowl!
He: (exasperated) fine! But u‘r my yeye fowl
Me: of cos baby
D rest is of no consequence.

So dats my own xperience oh!

lol Your bf must be filled with confusion like when i first heard that word I am glad he has accepted his faith that you are in the yeye fowl club. So do u think he would be interested in joining this club? Is he a funny persin?

yusuf_@:

I don't think I knw anyone who can cook better than you m.potato, but since u ve got your hands all tied being the president of the "yeye fowl" club, I get if u can't handle it, no lele. I wld have also loved to suggest my x wife to handle the catering job but since she is not a member of d club, dnt think that wld be hapuning.

Eeem! Ok, well, what of yinkalink? I once ate noodles and fried eggs at her place, tasted ok, only prob is I don't knw if she wld b interested.

By the way, I'd like to apply for d position of the chief patron of d club

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Me? Awww, U are far to kind sweetie. Im not a good cook sha. Im still learning how to really really get that perfect flavour for Egusi Soup but eveytime I tried, I get more dissapointed each day

Even Jolof rice am still tryin to get that perfect taste.

So tell me what does a Chief patron do?

@ yusuf, wat happenned afta?
@ ms potato, he is but he can b a lil bit macho n silly abt tins like dis.
He wont join, but he‘ll b watching

yinkalink:


@ ms potato, he is but he can b a lil bit macho n silly abt tins like dis.
He wont join, but he‘ll b watching

heheheh! I understand what u mean. Men and their Ego I forced my bf to join this club and he completely ignored me. I yelled at him, U OWE ME ICE CREAM!!!

El Guapo:

wELCOME WELCOME WELCOM MA MUCHACHO'S! Did u bring some tequila's in da house? I can smell come from afar!

sexkillz:

Hi Ms P! I'd Like to Apply for the Post of Treasurer!!! Any Complains? . . . . . NO! Just as i thought!

LOL!

Treasurer? Oh noo. . . Since its free entry, wetin money u dey collect sef?


WELCOME ALL MEMBERS.

FIRST OF ALL LETS HAVE A SMALL ACTIVITY. SHORT AND SIMPLE. WE DO AN ICE BREAKING SESSION WHICH IS INTRODUCE YOURSELF!

LET ME START

My name is Ms. Potato. I come from Labuan Island and I am 28 years old. Although Im old but I am young at heart. Where Im currently living, the island is filled with happiness and sunshine and everyone smiles all day long. I love Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Starfish. Although I love my bf but I also love Dhani Jones. Ok next!

@ Yinka, y re u stretching the mata, let the past remain where it is na!

@ potato, A patron is the general overseer of the club, dishes out orders, judges cases and gives directives as to how the club activities are to be run, responsible for approving membership and denying members from joining *looks at el guapo *, amongst many other things,

Dont get it twisted, u're still the founder and the president, u have every right to overturn my decisions

ok let me introduce my self *searching for his resume* be right back

K
My name is yinka,m 19, m frm gidi in 9jirrea, live dere too.
Love cartoons too! Music esp(rap), football( esp
Man u!)
I love my nairaland husband, n my reality boyfriend.

Ok. . . Am 24yrz Old, born in the south province of Madrid, Spain but to a Nigerian Igbo Father.

Enjoys Musics, Midnight Series, Reading Playboy Mags, travelling to Cuba n Mexica, Football and Sitting right behind Roman Abramovich at the Shed end in Stamford bridge!
Happily married to Cindy Nnenna and a father of 2 Gurls, anyway loves ma N.l wifey more cos she's got ma triplet in her womb!

^

ok, i'm back,
Dis cute Dude is 26, born and bred in Las Gidi, currently reside in Abuja, Single but not unattached
Love Socializing (on and offline), love listening to virtually any type of music, Love watching Soccer (man u till baba calls)
sense of humor = Above Average
i really don't know if i am a yeye fowl sha

@ Yinka, pls tell me u're a true Man u fan and not because ur BF is one?

no i dont want 2 join.

Yusuf, Im kinda scared in a way and I dont know what to do cause Im a persin thats not the playing shakara tye when it comes to clubs. I love welcoming everyone and anyone including arm robbers thats why this club is free. Do you have a certain criteria which u would like in the members of this group? Do voice out cause this is he yeye fowl club. We are free to be anything and everything

Yinkalink, Wow~ U are so young and u love Manchester United? Which player do you like from there? My sister and brother in law is going to the UK this 29 July to see Manchester United.Her husband is soooo dead crazy about that club. He owns their merchandise and watch so many games. . . Gosh ! I dey tire ooo

El Guapo, Wetin happen? Is there anything wrong in this group that made u want president? I feel bad if theres a range of people with different position naa. I would prefer everybody be at the same level What do u think?

Natasha, welcome my dear. Feel free. What can u share with us on Yeye Fowl?

M M M, why now?

Porato i dont wanna be President but wiv Yusuf moving for a patron, am begining to tink i should

R u cerious!
M a big big big red devil
My mum swears i was born wit a fork in hand, all red covered in blood.

yinkalink:


I love my nairaland husband,

cud dat be me? I seriously wish it's moi! *winks*

Ms. Potato, i'm join diz club only on d condition dat, at d end of diz week, i'll walkin outta diz thread wif Yinks dearie, as my new wifey! Ok, (hopin dat his condition will be met) i'm James, my palz call me Jman. I'm jst 21, a broke-arsed student. I'm luv socializin, both in real lyf n on social networks. I'm a muzik freak (luv Usher, Chris Breezy, Lil weezy, Eminem, 50cent, 2pac. . . . D list goes on n on) i'm crazy, infact i don kolo 4 Manchester United. Man Utd is in my blood, i can feel it runin in evry vein. My favourite Man Utd player nw is Wazzer Rooney n Rafael Da Silva. Bt, i'll alwayz luv CR7. I also watch movies, mostly Holywood. I luv Wesley Snipes, Anorld n Angelina Jolie. . . . . There alot of other thingz abt me, y'all we get 2 knw as d club rollz in full swing! Wazzer Rooney n Rafael Da Silva. Bt, i'll alwayz luv CR7. I also watch movies, mostly Holywood. I luv Wesley Snipes, Anorld n Angelina Jolie. . . . . There alot of other thingz abt me, y'all we get 2 knw as d club rollz in full swing!

James dman, even though i said earlier that all are welcome now I change my mind. U are a hypocrit. One minute u claim to be my friend the next thing u are bashing me on the Romance award section for no reason. Look, if you want Yinkalink, please open your damn thread somewhere else. Thi9s thread is not a hook up thread aight? Its a yeye fowl thread so buzzzz off!

El Guapo:

Porato i dont wanna be President but wiv Yusuf moving for a patron, am begining to tink i should

But he hasnt become a patron yet naa

And why u both hatin on each otha for?

yinkalink:

R u cerious!
M a big big big red devil
My mum swears i was born wit a fork in hand, all red covered in blood.

Really Na waa! I use to tell my family that id rather play football than sit and watch people play football. It just dont make sense to me sha

Ms. Potato:

U are a hypocrit. One minute u claim to be my friend the next thing u are bashing me on the Romance award section for no reason.

Hey Ms. Potato, easy dearie. When n how did i bash u? If i did inadvertly, i'm sorri. I am n will alwayz be ur friend. Oops, was it dat campaign stuff? U should knw i was jst kiddin. Didn't knw u took it serious. I was jst makin it more lively by actin as d campaign manager of contestants who were below u in number of votes. ~~ the whole idea of d thread was 4 fun n shouldn't be takin serious! So, please n please i'm sorri, if i've stepped on ur toes, 4give me. As 4 d flirtin wif YINKS, its jst 4 fun, u should knw dat i'm alwayz kiddin half of d time i'm on NL. BS: IS IT WRONG 4 MEMBERS OF THE CLUB 2 HAVE A THING (SUMTIN ROMANTIC) 4 ONE ANOTHER?

@ potato, the truth is that u can't logically prevent anybody from joining the club, anyone can get in and make a post as long as he/she is a registered nairalander, so that said, i just think bringing up activities or topics to discuss is a good way to define the club's function.
i'd like to proffer an idea based on ur earlier directive that everyone shld formally introduce themselves, "anyone who walks into the club without formally introducing his/her self should just be regarded as a passerby" , whether u like it or not, there wld always be passerbys. just my 2 kobo as patron,

did someone say iya isnt pretty

^^ it was a slip of tongue, everyone knows u're the most beautiful lady on Nairaland
by the way, pls i wouldn't want you to be seen as a mere passerby, u knw what to do

James-dman:

Hey Ms. Potato, easy dearie. When n how did i bash u? If i did inadvertly, i'm sorri. I am n will alwayz be your friend. Oops, was it dat campaign stuff? U should knw i was jst kiddin. Didn't knw u took it serious. I was jst makin it more lively by actin as d campaign manager of contestants who were below u in number of votes. ~~ the whole idea of d thread was 4 fun n shouldn't be takin serious! So, please n please i'm sorri, if i've stepped on your toes, 4give me. As 4 d flirtin wif YINKS, its jst 4 fun, u should knw dat i'm alwayz kiddin half of d time i'm on NL. BS: IS IT WRONG 4 MEMBERS OF THE CLUB 2 HAVE A THING (SUMTIN ROMANTIC) 4 ONE ANOTHER?

ok Im sorry for misunderstanding u Maybe because Im having my period

yusuf_@:

@ potato, the truth is that u can't logically prevent anybody from joining the club, anyone can get in and make a post as long as he/she is a registered nairalander, so that said, i just think bringing up activities or topics to discuss is a good way to define the club's function.
i'd like to proffer an idea based on your earlier directive that everyone shld formally introduce themselves, "anyone who walks into the club without formally introducing his/her self should just be regarded as a passerby" , whether u like it or not, there wld always be passerbys. just my 2 kobo as patron,

Woww! Thats a great idea. Aight u are hired. So who are our members and who are our passerby's?

iyatrustee:

did someone say iya isnt pretty

Huh? Whia>? Whia? Whia?

Whats On Card For Thursday?

Ms. Potato:

But he hasnt become a patron yet naa

And why u both hatin on each otha for?

I refused to employ him as my Gateman!!

James-dman:

cud dat be me? I seriously wish it's moi! *winks*

Herpes don dey hungry u so!!

U did give me punny.

^^^ Bros, u seriously need to dial down on your alcohol intake,
@ el, go 4ck urself until u kum

^ Dont use such dirty words around kids ok?!

I jxt pray MMM didnt hear u sae that!

OMG! Guys! Guys! Guys! CHILL!!!

U guys are not making this any easier. One only want sex

The other two want fight against each otha. Wetin be this now?

I am very sad. . .

Lol @ d crazy dudes
@ ms potato, aww baby! Dnt b sad. Dnt mind dose silly boiz, i kn dey didnt mean to make u fil bad.
Oya gimme a smile