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Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by crizgoldTRP(m): 8:22am On Feb 08, 2017
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Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 12:43pm On Feb 11, 2017
Hello, please can someome teach me how to tag someone on nairaland? Thanks in advance
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by hahn(m): 1:09pm On Feb 11, 2017
Obimgbo:
Hello, please can someome teach me how to tag someone on nairaland? Thanks in advance

Simply write the person's moniker and it will how up on their "mentions"
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 1:30pm On Feb 11, 2017
Ow, thanks much dear, that means I need to spell the names correctly
hahn:


Simply write the person's moniker and it will how up on their "mentions"
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 1:56pm On Feb 11, 2017
Hahn. OK I just wrote your username, did it appear in the 'mention'.
Obimgbo:
Ow, thanks much dear, that means I need to spell the names correctly
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by hahn(m): 4:57pm On Feb 11, 2017
Obimgbo:
Hahn. OK I just wrote your username, did it appear in the 'mention'.

Yes obimgbo smiley
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 12:28am On Feb 13, 2017
Alright
hahn:


Yes obimgbo smiley
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by lordkoko1: 6:17am On Feb 21, 2017
Don't Denny this I saw you doing it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szIKLGYiges
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by hayorlad: 12:05am On Feb 27, 2017
A Village boy that just came to the city wanted to buy iPhone 5 in the city grin grin grin grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0SMiKehpyU
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by lordkoko1: 12:15am On Mar 01, 2017
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Markangel: 9:59pm On Mar 12, 2017
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Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by somtoita: 3:32pm On Mar 15, 2017
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by harbibi: 7:48pm On Mar 16, 2017
dani1luv:
Any attempt to bypass the word censor is AGAINST forum rules and will warrant a ban.



You will have noticed that certain words have been censored on the forum. This is in order to maintain a level of decorum and to avoid drawing undue attention to the forum or affecting innocent minds that might browse the forum.

While mature issues regarding intimacy and sexuality can be discussed, it is the forum intent to control the use of certain words in this regard. Please abide by the rules, as the words are routinely examined to see if they truly merit being removed or not and this will be an ongoing process.

While we try to do this, some members are intentionally bypassing the censor system by posting words that are similar or not identical to the censored word

For example, instead of using the crude word for intercourse (starting with f) some use will repeat the last letter e.g 'fucccckkk' others will replace a letter with a symbol, e.g aS$, while others will spell out the words using dashes e.g G-A-Y.

The list above is not comprehensive but just an indication of the various methods used.

Any attempt to bypass the word censor is AGAINST forum rules and will warrant a ban.

Following this clear announcement, the following enforcement measures are going to be implemented as of 22-01-2009.

1. First offence - instant 2 day ban

2. Second offence 7 day ban

3. Third offence indefinite ban


Please, Please, PLEASE comply with this instruction. If you fail to do so, do not be surprised if you are banned.

While moderators might not pick up each case, those of you unfortunate to be caught will be used as an example.

This rule is not retroactive and won't cover posts made before the date above, but if you are caught from now, you will be banned.

Thanks for understanding.
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Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by patman16: 9:05pm On Mar 22, 2017
https://www.boomtrust.com/ If u are interested in making money thru ponzi schemes then i have goodnews for be launched thursday 23rd march 2017 6:00am. All who are familiar with the schemes would knw dat d earlier u join, the better. PH early and recycle all through.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Bubbles33: 8:36am On Mar 23, 2017
patman16:
https://www.boomtrust.com/
If u are interested in making money thru ponzi
schemes then i have goodnews for be
launched thursday 23rd march 2017 6:00am. All
who are familiar with the schemes would knw
dat d earlier u join, the better. PH early and
recycle all through.


So I and 3 of my friends registered since 6:45am, and we haven't Been merged till now. If it isn't an instant merging, who the Bleep did we pay to?

You pple have scammed us bah?
One day is for the owner of the house. It's pple like you that'll be spoiling other genuine platforms.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Bubbles33: 9:00am On Mar 23, 2017
patman16:
https://www.boomtrust.com/
If u are interested in making money thru ponzi
schemes then i have goodnews for be
launched thursday 23rd march 2017 6:00am. All
who are familiar with the schemes would knw
dat d earlier u join, the better. PH early and
recycle all through.


Do not fall for this like I did people! One nwodo chukwuebuka Anthony and justice are the only ones being paid to . Don't say I didn't warn u. They have many accounts to carry out their plot! Do not, I repeat, do not venture!

Stupid ingenuine fools.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Bubbles33: 9:08am On Mar 23, 2017
patman16:
https://www.boomtrust.com/
If u are interested in making money thru ponzi
schemes then i have goodnews for be
launched thursday 23rd march 2017 6:00am. All
who are familiar with the schemes would knw
dat d earlier u join, the better. PH early and
recycle all through.

I get it's ponzi, I am responsible for anything that comes. But it's very appalling to know that someone will sit down somewhere and genuinely dupe thousands of people. Haba. angry
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by teamunite: 7:41pm On Mar 23, 2017
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by KingSIMEO(m): 6:13pm On Apr 08, 2017
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[center]Wagezyzyzyzyzy!

Hahaha!

StarMONEY I see You!

Runtown!

<Verse 1>
Blessing! Blessing! Blessing!
From Above Jah!
Ahhh!
Jah We need your Favor Ahhh
<Favour>
To Win This Battle in this Wicked World,
Because we can't do it
On Our Own Power!
JAh Jah We need your favor
Nra-ba-bai-bai!
Because we know that you are willing
<Willing>
<<Chorus>>
So Pray Me!
Huuuuuuuh! Huuuuuuuh!! Huuuuuuuh!!! Huuuuuuuh!!!
Away Away Jah
Any Bad Mind Against Me <Against Me>
Say With Me!
Huuuuuuuh Huuh Huh!
yeeh eh eeh
<Yeeh eh> <Yeh eh>
Away Away Jah
Any Bad Man Against Me <Against Me>
Naa na na!
<Hook>
Eledumale Chenge up Me Level!
Eledumale Bless up Me Fans za!
Eledumale Answer Me Prayer!
Our Prayer!
Nra-ba-bai-bai!

<Hook Run>
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be for Good
No Matter what they try or do ah
No Matter the kind of spell they cast - Ahhh!

<<<Verse 2>>>
No Need for to cry
My Very friend ah
As long as you say yah Prayer
All Time
What I Know Is What Am Telling You
Yeh Ahh!
Phyno Ezege | Patoranking
<Wayesah!>
Hope You Knew them?
Nra-ba-bai-bai!

<<<Chorus>>>
Huuuuuuuh Huuh Huh!
yeeh eh eeh
<Yeeh eh> <Yeh eh>
Away Away Jah
Any Karachika Against Us
<Fall and Die>
Nra-ba-bai-bai!
Ahh ha!
Ehh ehh
Nra-ba-bai-bai!
Ooooh Oh Oh!
Uuuuh Uh Uh!
Nra-ba-bai-bai!
Ahh ha!
Ehh ehh!
Nra-ba-bai-bai!
Nra-ba-bai-bai!
Nrah- nrah!
Nra-ba-bai-bai!

<<<Verse 3>>>
Jah Jah Bless x2
My Sponsor [WhiteMoneyMusik]
Jah Jah Bless x2
My Family [Who Stood By Me!]
Jah Jah Bless x2
Ezebunafor N'Osumenyi
Jah Jah Bless x2
Chief IK Ifedi
Jah Jah Bless x2
Akunaedoziobi N'Osumenyi <Ahhh!>
Jah Jah Bless x2
Ojiego People N'Osumenyi <Uuuuuh!>
Jah Jah Bless x2
Ojika People N'Osumenyi
Jah Jah Bless x2
Ezeani People N'Osumenyi
Jah Jah Bless x2
Chief Pees Atuenyi
Jah Jah Bless x2
Obidike People Nananah!

<<<Hook>>>
Eledumale Bless EnyiUKWU Brethren!
Eledumale Bless Chief Fabian Nworah!
Eledumale Bless Nwibe Sons & Daughters, Wives and Kids
Nra-ba-bai-bai!
<<<>>>
Eledumale Bless Up My GeeGuys
Eledumale Bless Up Yah Soft-works
Eledumale Bless All the Stations that has my Song <Nra-ba-bai-bai!>
<Hook Run>
Everything's gonna be Alright
You Already Know that Jah is In Control
No Matter what they try or do Ah!
You Already Know that You're Destined for Good!
"Everything's gonna be Alright
You Already Know that Jah is In Control
No Matter what they try or do Ah!
You Already Know that You're Destined for Good!"
Ehhhhhhh!
Nra-ba-bai-bai! ah!
Nra-ba-bai-bai! ah!
Nre-re-reh ehhhhhhhhh!
Nra-ba-bai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai!
Nra-ba-bai-bai! <Rasta>
Eeeh! Eh!
Nra-ba-bai-bai! <Uuuuuuh!>
Nra-ba-bai-bai!
Nra-ba-bai-bai!
Nra-ba-ba!
Nra-ba-bai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai!

<<<Outro Greetings>>>
Bless Up x3
KINGSMART CABLES [Alaba International]
Bless up
ERYTHIA TOP LINK
Okezie Southern China
Ha Me See You! <Ihotago!>
Ekenekwamu Umu Ogbeh N'Otu [SinnaMAN]
<Ihotago!>
Prince Arthur EzeNukpo1 [Bless UP]
Dr. Ifeanyi Uba
Ebere South [More Money]
Ka Muwa Taawah!
Mkpowa Afa,
Muwa Ama Anazikwa here Nwanne!
<<<>>>
Wait for More on Ezege'UDUBONCHI
My Next Track
Nwanne Ihia Abulo Ihe Egwu! Nwanne...
Is Your Boi KhingSIMEO Signing Out!
ONE LOVE
WHITEMONEY MUSIK


<<<Thank You WaveDON Studio>>>
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Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by folabioye: 4:02pm On Apr 09, 2017
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Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by olhrt: 12:27am On Apr 10, 2017
i can't get enough of this song
https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/202762

really awesome
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by SINZ: 3:08pm On Apr 10, 2017
Anitateddy turn up! grin
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 5:40pm On Apr 10, 2017
SINZ:
Anitateddy turn up! grin
Lol. I don come o. Are they sharing biscuit here?
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by SINZ: 5:42pm On Apr 10, 2017
Anitateddy:
Lol. I don come o. Are they sharing biscuit here?

Lol, I'm giving out sharwarma tongue

Do you have whatsapp?
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 5:49pm On Apr 10, 2017
SINZ:

Lol, I'm giving out sharwarma tongue
Do you have whatsapp?
Lol.....I wanto eat sharwama Yeah,in a way
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by SINZ: 5:54pm On Apr 10, 2017
Anitateddy:
Lol.....I wanto eat sharwama Yeah,in a way
Aii, let's chat there. Wanna run something private by you.
Do I pm you my digits or...
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 5:57pm On Apr 10, 2017
SINZ:

Aii, let's chat there. Wanna run something private by you.
Do I pm you my digits or...
PM
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by SINZ: 5:59pm On Apr 10, 2017
Anitateddy:
PM
Done.
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Nobody: 6:04pm On Apr 10, 2017
SINZ:


Done.
Will sort that out later. Meanwhile where is the shawama you promised?
Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by SINZ: 6:06pm On Apr 10, 2017
Anitateddy:
Will sort that out later. Meanwhile where is the shawama you promised?

Hehehe... beef or chicken? grin

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