The moment I saw that short certified Aso Rock errand boy called oSINbanjo personally going from market to market nationwide sharing TraderMoni to market women, I knew the fake pastor is up to something, he cunningly started his Presidential campaign using tax payers money years ago way earlier than the other aspirants, Evidently, his betrayal of Tinubu was well planned...The plan was not for oSINbanjo to run but for Tinubu to run in 2023 as agreed in 2015 but the short devil stylishly started his Presidential campaign backdoor using TraderMoni as a campaign tool since 2016. Apparently, the Jagaban got JagaBANNED and JagaJAMMED by the short devil in DIOR.

Nevertheless, I will choose him over that self acclaimed kingmaker Tinubu (the pee poos choice) who have spent the best part of his looting life installing loyal crooks he can easily manipulate if he becomes President with the aim of turning Nigeria into his family business empire and a criminal enterprise (God forbid). The drug baron even confirmed it by saying it was his "life long ambition to be President" as if every other persons ambition in Nigeria is to remain slaves, Similarly, forget all those bourdillon visits by politicians, it is actually a recruitment exercise for crooks.

...Or is it that Him-Too-Lie Peter Obi who is half Nigerian and half Chinese and who single handedly made ipob miscreants abandon biafra agitation to suddenly become Zoogerians wishing a Southern Easterner become the next Nigerian President.

...Or is it that serial looser called Ah-Thief-crook who owns a University in Nigeria but sent all his children to school in Universities abroad. He is a well known Cameroonian thief claiming to be Nigerian.

....Or is it Bussola SorryKey who alongside his late father held Kwara hostage for several years same way Tinubu held and is still holding Lagos hostage... Obviously, he is planning to rundown Nigeria same way he finished Societe Generale bank.

...Or that urgly ganja psychopath called Wikay who behaves like an overgrown baby and always barks when no one is chasing.

...Or that Amala lying dude called Faryemi who claimed he rejected an $80million bribe...e shock you?, This is someone Ekiti State government sued for stealing N4.9Billion.

...Or is it that fulani slave called Okororocha whose only mission is to steal all the furniture in Aso Rock just as he did in Imo State.

...Or that eye service snitch called Ameatchi who keeps encouraging Buhari to borrow loans that our future generations may not be able to pay back.

...Or is it Yourmama Bello who refused to pay workers salary, the crook kept workers salary in fix deposit in banks and eats the interest accrued while workers in his state languish in poverty. The right man voted for by the Kogi people had to die for him to be governor (the accidental governor now wants to be President), wonderful!

...Or that blotted political prostitute called Dele Mumudun. What has this dude even done in his community? Someone that has never even headed a Landlord Association wants to be Nigeria's President, what an insult?

...Or is it that false prophet called Tundead Bakari who once claim God revealed he is the next President and was hand picked by Buhari as his running mate in 2011, they eventually lost disgracefully in an event that lead to grandpa Buhari sheading premium tears on national Television.

...Or is it that Arms procurement thief called Amusu whome the Court ordered the permanent forfeiture of the stolen N2.2Billion he stole to the FG.

...Or is it Ken Nnedmadi the man who proudly sold his conscience (this one fit sell Nigeria back to the British) Judas Iscariot reincarnated.

...Or is it that aboki bureau de change slave called Godwin Emadfiele who restricted Nigerians from spending not more than $100 (now $20) on their naira card for International online transactions but allowed the abokis to buy foreign exchange from banks at official rates and sell back to Nigerians at black market rate making the abokis overnight billionaires while preventing his brother Emeka from buying spare parts online and other hardworking e-commerce youths because of his idiotic policy sumarsult to please his fulani masters.


...Or is it that white mustache criminal called Chris Ndigge who stole Anambra State N46Billion and got exposed in 2013 by EFCC, this idiot even claimed to end the minimum wage controversy, what a ridiculous effontry. This idiot has been in government for ages under immunity to escape justice.

...Or is it our greedy and hungry brown envelope journalists who will be biased in their reportage to further plunge this great nation into more calamity?

...Or those faceless groups donating money to support aspirants, Obviously, they are not doing it without expecting contracts in return, it's all about contracts baby! "baba, I donate N50million, no forget that N5Billiion contract if you win". They go about secretly staking their bets on aspirants in every party, atleast one ticket go enter...bet9ja style.

...You can add yours.

I can go on and on with these sophisticated assembly of legendary jokers and shameless criminals.

The real reason all these political gangsters are buying Presidential forms(even if sold for $1Billlion) is simply because of juicy contracts they will get as compensation agreed upon in a closed door meeting by all Presidential aspirants before election day...the vagabonds don't give a fvck about Nigerians but their greedy selves.

Is Nigeria not already doomed with these bunch of idiotic rogues and sophisticated retards wanting to be President? Well, A surprising large number of mentally unstable people voted for Buhari so I won't be surprised if they vote again for another calamity to inflict more hardship on Nigerians for the next 16 years...this just shows how large the population mentally unstable people we have in Nigeria who are surprisingly more active in politics than sane people.

BTW, Singer Portable is better off all these lots...atleast all of us will be ZaaZuuing to console ourselves.

Parting Shot

Sadly for APC, Tinubu might end up being the consensus candidate of APC, How? Most of the aspirants buying Presidential forms are his loyalist acting on his instructions, imagine if the aspirants now have to vote for a consensus candidate were majority of the aspirants are Tinubu's loyalist (saboteurs) in a vote were majority carries the vote, Your guess is as good as mine. The systematic inclusion of the controversial withdrawal form by APC was the much needed clue on this political tactics anchored by the brown teeth Jagaban himself.

Yours truly,

KingOfAmebo (Nairaland.com)
kingofamebo@gmail.com

It's really crazy. I honestly see no hope for this country and it's very sad.

Everyone is after their personal interest with no single thought of fixing even 1% of what's wrong with Nigeria.

It's the citizens who are advocating for a lot of these people who are obvious criminals that hurts the most.

I'm disappointed, but not surprised.

I will still sha hold on to my PVC. Las las some of these thieves are better than some.

Some of these thieves might understand that limiting dollar transactions on naira cards to $20 is harmful to the economy.

Some of these thieves might decide to chop 95% of the treasury but at least use 5% to make little changes in the country.

It's sad that I even have to think like this. Na wa.

RaphaellaDD:
It's really crazy. I honestly see no hope for this country and it's very sad.

Everyone is after their personal interest with no single thought of fixing even 1% of what's wrong with Nigeria.

It's the citizens who are advocating for a lot of these people who are obvious criminals that hurts the most.

I'm disappointed, but not surprised.

I will still sha hold on to my PVC. Las las some of these thieves are better than some.

Some of these thieves might understand that limiting dollar transactions on naira cards to $20 is harmful to the economy.

Some of these thieves might decide to chop 95% of the treasury but at least use 5% to make little changes in the country.

It's sad that I even have to think like this. Na wa.

Well, I guess the only option we are faced with is to vote for the most sympathetic thief amongst the assembly of these criminals.