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Na Wa O Its Good To Have Brain Ooo by mimiko(f): 4:36pm On Aug 08, 2007
re they sisters? brothers? husband and wife? enemies? any form of envy? resemblance? love? friendship? league? class? what could be going through thier minds if they had it!
Re: Na Wa O Its Good To Have Brain Ooo by nana(f): 4:38pm On Aug 08, 2007
Huh?!
Re: Na Wa O Its Good To Have Brain Ooo by ellab(f): 4:41pm On Aug 08, 2007
@Nana,thanks.i waz about to ask d question
Re: Na Wa O Its Good To Have Brain Ooo by nana(f): 4:43pm On Aug 08, 2007
@Honourable mimiko,are we meant to laugh at that or what're u trying to emphasize?
Re: Na Wa O Its Good To Have Brain Ooo by GeeCee(m): 4:51pm On Aug 08, 2007
@ poster ____ Pls consult a psychiatrist
Re: Na Wa O Its Good To Have Brain Ooo by rubie(f): 5:41pm On Aug 08, 2007
lipsrsealed undecided embarassed cry

Why?
Re: Na Wa O Its Good To Have Brain Ooo by rossy4life(f): 6:05pm On Aug 08, 2007
will i be classed as a family of the ones without brain, cos i don't understand the topic, althought it's a catchy one.
Re: Na Wa O Its Good To Have Brain Ooo by mimiko(f): 9:15am On Aug 10, 2007
sorry oooooooooooo the picture didn come on! sorry guys!
Re: Na Wa O Its Good To Have Brain Ooo by mimiko(f): 9:37am On Aug 10, 2007
SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora' ), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador') , because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit yourself to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.
Re: Na Wa O Its Good To Have Brain Ooo by mimiko(f): 11:18am On Aug 10, 2007
The Guys' Rules



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At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules "
From the female side.Now h ere are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note, these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!



1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem . See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one ,

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine, Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Re: Na Wa O Its Good To Have Brain Ooo by clemcykul(f): 11:48am On Aug 13, 2007
thanks for the eye opener smiley guess with this i can understand my man better, if u've got more dont cease to post em grin grin grin grin grin

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