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Bride For Rent (Orebe's Version) Episode 2 by Preccy1012(f): 7:53am On May 20, 2022 |
Season1 Episode2 (In a single four-star restaurant, Orebe is sitting clinging her bag to her chest, watching and reacting to others' actions when Rico walks in) Rico: Hi! Orebe: AH! Mr. Billionaire, you've arrived? Rico: (Clears throat) Orebe: You are welcome sir, good morning sir. Rico: (Whispers to himself) I guess I have lots of work to do here. Orebe: Is everything ok sir? Rico: Point of correction, I am Rico, okay? Don't call me Mr. Billionaire. Orebe: Okay sir, I am Orebe sir. Rico: Have you ordered anything? Orebe: Order ke, me, I don't do pass my boundaries oh, with all these foods I'm seeing, I don't think they will have what I can eat. Rico: Oh! I get the problem, don't worry they have anything you want, you can eat as much as you can, I will take care of the bills. Orebe: (Amazed) You don't mean it? Rico: I do. Orebe: (Calling) Waiter! (A man in a white T-shirt and an apron hurries to her with a menu book) Orebe: Don't worry about the book, just get me hot amala, like four wraps and Rico: Ama what? Orebe (contd): I said amala and abula, don't but ogufe oh, God forbid I don't like goat meat, put dry fish and snail for me, God bless you, you can bring same for... Rico: (Interjects) No, a cup of tea is enough. Orebe: Ehehn, you don't eat? Rico: You know what? My granny might be old but she has eyes for classic things and I got the same taste as her, so, if you want this contract to work, you must act big. (The waiter returned to serve their orders) Orebe: WAWU! So grandma RriCo is a street babe? Rico: It's not RriCo it's Rico. Orebe: Okay. AHAHN! There is no water to rinse hand now, abeg, go and bring water for me. Rico: Your name is Orebe, right? Orebe: Yes sir. (The waiter brings a bowl of water. She rinses her hands and starts to eat) Rico: (Rude) For this contract you won't be bearing that, so, look for something better to call yourself. Orebe: (Mouth filled) Okay, like Debo abi? Rico: (Pissed off) What is Debo? I said a better name, like Priscilla, Natacha or Michelle. Listen to me, this must not flop because it will determine if I will get money to pay you or not. Orebe: Okay sir. Rico: And when we get to granny, don't call me sir, you can call me Amor, boo, babe... Orebe: Baby bawo? When you are not a foetus. Rico: (Frustrated) not necessarily babe. Orebe: (Mouth filled) Shorry sir. Rico: One more thing, if she asks if you want to eat anything, just ask for a cup of water, and make sure your phonetics are correct. Orebe: Okay, a cup of ‘warra’. Rico: Don't bother about the phonetics just say water. Orebe: Okay, water. Rico: Good. (he sips his tea gently). To Be Continued. Thanks for reading, for more content, you can check @Preccy1012 my page on Twitter, don't forget to like, retweet and follow. I write commercial scripts too. |
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