Season 1 Episode 4
(Rico's granny opens the door, welcoming Rico and Orebe with so much excitement).

Granny:
Oh! Rico my son.

Rico:
(gives her a tight hug)
I've missed you granny.

Granny:
I've missed you too.

Orebe:
(Kneeling)
Good morning ma.

Granny:
How are you?

Granny (contd):
(To Rico)
Is she the one?

Rico:
Yes granny.

Granny:
She is pretty and well cultured. Come on my daughter, come have your seat.

Orebe:
Thank you ma.

Granny:
So, what will you like to eat?

Orebe:
(Looks at Rico's face)
Water is enough ma.

Granny:
Are you sure? Don't be shy.

Orebe:
Yes ma.

Granny:
Okay.

Granny:
(Calling)
Diwura! Please, bring water for my visitor.

Diwura:
(From the kitchen)
Okay ma.

Granny:
So, what is your name?

Orebe:
(Nervous)
Ore... Sorry I mean Machala ma.

Granny:
Hmm?

Orebe:
(Racking her brain)
Oh, I mean Ma..ma..

Rico:
Michelle ma.

Orebe:
sorry, I'm nervous ni ma.

Granny:
I see, so, what do you do for a living?

Rico:
She is a fashionista, a very established one, her brand name is Queeness.

Granny:
Whoa! I haven't heard of that before.

Orebe:
(Mutter)
EEEH! How many clothes do I have in my wardrobe?

(Rico pinches her)

Granny:
(To Orebe)
Do you want to say something?

Orebe:
No ma.

Granny:
Okay, what do your parents do?

Orebe:
My mum is a chef and my dad...

Granny:
Your mum is a chef where?

Orebe:
(Scratches head)
In our kitchen ma.

(Rico steps on her toes)

Granny:
(Surprised)
Your kitchen? What of your dad?

Rico:
He owns to a construction company.

Granny:
What construction company?

Orebe:
(She hastens to reply)
Coffin construction company ma.

Granny:
What?!
(She burst into laughter)

Granny (contd):
I like you already, you are a sincere person

Rico:
(does a relief sigh).

Granny:
So, what date have you picked for your wedding?

Rico:
That is why we are here, I'm sorry we didn't inform you about it before but we are married now.

Granny:
What are you saying?

Rico:
I mean we have done our wedding.
(They wave their fingers to show their rings).

Rico (contd):
I'm sorry I didn't tell you about this before, you know you always tell me never to touch a woman if I'm not married to her and since I couldn't wait any longer, we did an official wedding.

Granny:
You are saying nonsense. You mean, you did a whole wedding that should normally be a big deal in an office without my consent? don't you need my blessings?

Rico:
That is why we are here granny.

Granny:
No, I want to bless you in front of my friends and family, I bought other people aso ebi, I want them to buy mine too, do you want my enemies to laugh at me? What do you want iya Ruka to say about me?

Rico:
No granny but that is the way I want my wedding, we don't want an elaborate wedding.

Granny:
Yes, you've had it in your way, I want it my way now, it won't only be elaborate, it going to be a carnival of gele and aso ebi, so, pick your date and let me know.


To be continued

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