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Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by chatinent: 9:31pm On May 23, 2022 |
Sequel to this thread: Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland, I present to you Five Kinds of Ladies you'll Find on Nairaland. 1. The Ikorudu feminist. These ones have vowed in their lives that women cannot make any mistakes. They are normally against men. If Nkechi dares fall in love and does crazy things for love, their committee leader on Nairaland will start calling all men rapists. They are the male version of Nairaland redpillers. Their common motto is that the future is female. I no wan mention names. 2. The Motherly Figures. Trust me, most of them are predominantly on the Romance section opening topics and commenting mostly on topics related to relationship. And dem dey war-ready to battle anyone who fs up..even toasters wey miss road. If it's a man who is at fault, dem go chop am raw. If it's a lady, the elder sis thing comes in esp when the lady tries to be rude. 3. The ones with inbuilt ogbanje. You go dey feel say you bi troll and you'll attack them small. Dem go just dey mend you up and down. Dem go even bring up your errors to brew a painful delivery. And only one moment when you try to retaliate a lil, some kind men from nowhere will start blaming you. You go wan react. Moderator go block you. E go just bi to die...with Zeruwa playing as background song. 4. The Nigeria union of beggars, women branch. Small discussion, next thing is “let me just sleep, my airtime is about to finish. I don't want the landlord even calling me to pay my rent. Omo, I no get N180k. Me wey never even pay school fees since last semester, talkless of even paying for my hospital bills. Omo, life is somehow, dear.” And comrade is like: These sorts usually send messages to those guys who look seemingly rich..eg. those posting their journey abroad, or giveaway people. Jisike, nne. 5. Those ones who talk dirty. No shame at all. Anyhow you want am, you receive. If dey like you, dem go try to lure you to chat dem, you no gree, they'll start praising you timely in some trends as a mature person. Lol, hanty, who send you message? Ṣe o wa dada? Abi who send you! Me wey no get home training?! Thanks. cc: Lalasticlala mynd44 dominque seun Ben13 dani1luv 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by chatinent: 9:32pm On May 23, 2022 |
You can add to the list. Disclaimer: this is just for fun. By the way, here are Five Kinds Of Men You'll Find On Nairaland: https://www.nairaland.com/7140927/five-kinds-men-youll-find |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by l69l: 9:36pm On May 23, 2022 |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by Abfinest007(m): 9:37pm On May 23, 2022 |
So it now the turn of d guys |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by Unzerious: 9:40pm On May 23, 2022 |
I Wish us all more Woo-Men in Nairaland 1 Like |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by kingscare1(m): 9:47pm On May 23, 2022 |
What about "the Naggist" those ladies that would nag with you till you go loco. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by 9182736455O1999(m): 9:56pm On May 23, 2022 |
Nairaland Men no dey ever carry last. 1 Like
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Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by LollySeaSide: 10:01pm On May 23, 2022 |
I tok am! Here we go!! |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by chatinent: 10:04pm On May 23, 2022 |
kingscare1:Lol. Normal normal, women dey nag sha. |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by Stallionhorse: 10:04pm On May 23, 2022 |
What about the ones that inbox us for hookup?? 2 Likes |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by Benjaniblinks(m): 10:08pm On May 23, 2022 |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by LogicBomb8: 10:33pm On May 23, 2022 |
*Me thinking hard which category FENANDEZISBACK fall into* 3 Likes
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Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by BigBellyBurst(m): 10:34pm On May 23, 2022 |
You forgot to add the mentally unstable ones. Especially that one that always uses Korean memes. 1 Like |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by ChoCho54(f): 10:34pm On May 23, 2022 |
Type of women you find on NL and this is what your horizontally growing head could churn out? 3 Likes |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by BigBellyBurst(m): 10:36pm On May 23, 2022 |
LogicBomb8:That wan na crossdresser. E no even dey for any category sef. Denrele's cousin. Wokesm abi wokeness don scatter dawan brain finish. |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by Sergio104(m): 10:39pm On May 23, 2022 |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by Truetalk3139: 10:47pm On May 23, 2022 |
Lol |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by SweetSauce(f): 10:58pm On May 23, 2022 |
ChoCho54:Horizontally growing head |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by LogicBomb8: 11:02pm On May 23, 2022 |
BigBellyBurst:Chai you wicked pass.. wike |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by ChoCho54(f): 11:23pm On May 23, 2022 |
SweetSauce:My dear sister na wa. 1 Like |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by Iykman042(m): 11:25pm On May 23, 2022 |
The Team virgin crew. The Evening newspapers them. those who create thread to ask senseless questions about 'how do I look' |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by JohnPortar: 11:33pm On May 23, 2022 |
Make I no talk my mind. |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by Mastakija(m): 1:18am On May 24, 2022 |
Am i d only one downloading those gifs
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Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by mazizitonene(m): 1:32am On May 24, 2022 |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by donaldking10: 2:47am On May 24, 2022 |
hmmmm |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by modskiller(m): 3:31am On May 24, 2022 |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by Biafranodogwu55: 5:59am On May 24, 2022 |
And they include.... Iyaebe Islandlady Pocohantas FERNANDEZISFINISHED Jeon siofra candidlady Ishilove To mention but a few..... |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by h0pze3: 6:52am On May 24, 2022 |
Mastakija: Not at all |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by Manofsteel2013(m): 7:25am On May 24, 2022 |
Hmmm... |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by siofra(f): 9:32am On May 24, 2022 |
Stallionhorse: Those are your fellow men |
Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by Uniquetani1(f): 4:34pm On May 24, 2022 |
Eheen Not even interesting 1 Like
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Re: Five Kinds Of Ladies You'll Find On Nairaland. by ciro11(m): 3:59pm On May 25, 2022 |
, chatinent nor go kill person 1 Share
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