There was this pretty gal that lived in a rough neighbourhood, evrytime she would go out she would get chased by guys.
she really got tired of it so the nxt guy that came up to her asked her 4 her numba so she said 999 he went home jumpin and shoutin "oooohh yeahhh i got her numba" loll

so tell us when to laff abeg,

i cant believe, i actually read this joke 3 times, to make sure i didnt miss the punchline, heck am mad at masef

I am sure this is your personal experience

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oh well shizzle i tried u no not like am all gd at jkz, evry 1 is gd at sumtin jkz nt my type but u always gotta try

lol, well thats bettter, at least ur apology is a lot funnier

this is wagg

i guess its true what they say about beauty and brains.
They dont go hand in hand.

@Funky, smtims its true. Bt tnk God av got both. @ joke, dis anoyin.

@ angelz oh sorry didn't mean 2 make it annoyin, best thing to do is get outta here init l8rs
@Bluenubian thanx alot tha encouraged me

@ funky well if ur tryna say that i ain't got no brains then, think twice, coz if i didn't av a brain i wouldn't b able 2 type d words am typin rite now!

@ evry1 like i said evry1 is gd at sumtin, i mite not b good at jokes but at least i tried, u gotta keep on tryin thas how d only way u can get better  

beautygal, are u new here?? u don't really have to apologize for posting somethin, even if its stupid.

i know right, cause we ve all done it, tell them to kiss it

You go furst

oh ave been doing that since day 1

Nt funny plz

and who are u

@eslynera fanx a lot i really appreciate it am not new but this is d 1st topic i've eva posted on nairaland l8rs

@bluenubian thanx 2 u 2 i really appreaciate it.

Whatever stuff dat u r using, is obviously not good for u shottie.

HA HA ha?------

@Castro oh so evrytin u use is good rite  r u good at evrytin u do? i don't fink so and by d way read wat i rote at d top!!!

The joke might not be funny but i sure got a laugh reading the replyz

Lool, i found the joke funny. (but then the english probabaly do have a wierd sense of humour)

ma lady u need to try more to make pple in this tym and age laff.mayb dat wuld av worked 4 them old folks.

as dumb as the jokejavascript:void(0);
Tongue

funny

lol yep i guess it is funny, gotta learn to luff at urself somtimes

diddnt really make sense wen i read it,

instead of givin her numba she said 999 so dt he will call d police and he fell 4 it.

I guess you gotta know what 999 stands for, don't let them get you down. Your funny in my books

@ Beautygal,

I guess telling jokes ain't your strong point as you said. But looking at your luscious lips
it doesn't take much imagination to work out what might be your strong point.

Anyway here is a joke which will hopefully get you laughing;

An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world.
After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple.

So she shot herself in the left kneecap.
     

So how long did it take for you to get it?

am sorry, dont get it, whats 2 inches above the kneecap ?, sincerely, dont laff at me