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He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by MrsChima(f): 5:21pm On Jul 15, 2011
What should I do?
[list]
[li]Bite him[/li]
[li]Set him on fire[/li]
[/list]
[list]
[li]Cut off his snake and make pounded snake[/li]
[li]Cut off his nuts and make spicy suya[/li]
[/list]
[size=44pt]Help! cry cry[/size]
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by deniyor: 5:28pm On Jul 15, 2011
lipsrsealed
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jul 15, 2011
Yes.
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by MrsChima(f): 5:31pm On Jul 15, 2011
angry   angry
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Nobody: 5:33pm On Jul 15, 2011
Go to your mom house. grin grin
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by MrsChima(f): 5:44pm On Jul 15, 2011
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

No cutting and no burning? (stomping off)
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by african1(f): 5:45pm On Jul 15, 2011
I think you should cut and burn some stuff of his. he hehe
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by 9jafetish(f): 5:46pm On Jul 15, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

What should I do?  
[list]
[li]Bite him[/li]
[li]Set him on fire[/li]
[/list]
[list]
[li]Cut off his snake and make pounded snake[/li]
[li]Cut off his nuts and make spicy suya[/li]
[/list]
[size=44pt]Help!  cry cry[/size]


walk away from him, hitting him may make him want to beat u
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jul 15, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

No cutting and no burning? (stomping off)
How is that gonna help? grin grin

Leave him alone. Let him be. If possible leave the kids with him. Let him do the cooking, washing, and everything. And if he wants to have sex, maybe he will go sleep with someone and pay money. Next time, he will learn how to control his hands. grin grin grin
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Godmother(f): 5:54pm On Jul 15, 2011
rokiatu:

How is that gonna help? grin grin

Leave him alone. Let him be. If possible leave the kids with him. Let him do the cooking, washing, and everything. And if he wants to Be Intimate, maybe he will go sleep with someone and pay money. Next time, he will learn how to control his hands. grin grin grin

supported.

rokiatu:

How is that gonna help? grin grin

Leave him alone. Let him be. If possible leave the kids with him. Let him do the cooking, washing, and everything. And if he wants to Be Intimate, maybe he will go sleep with someone and pay money. Next time, he will learn how to control his hands. grin grin grin

Errr, Im not sure I would would want this for myself. If he wasnt into it before , you could be opening the door to something you could end up regretting
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by honeric01(m): 5:59pm On Jul 15, 2011
To whom much is given, much is expected, beat him back
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Nobody: 6:02pm On Jul 15, 2011
Godmother:


Errr, Im not sure I would would want this for myself. If he wasnt into it before , you could be opening the door to something you could end up regretting
hahahahaha God mother, no woman wants that.

But I was just speaking realistically.

8 out of 10 men would do it.

We all know how guys love sex. undecided
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by 9jafetish(f): 6:03pm On Jul 15, 2011
honeric01:

To whom much is given, much is expected, beat him back

girl can not beat guys
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by kokoye(m): 6:13pm On Jul 15, 2011
do what you do when he does what he does wink
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by MMM2(m): 6:16pm On Jul 15, 2011
op
is it mr.cork again.[code][/code] angry
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by NDelta(m): 6:17pm On Jul 15, 2011
ogugua88:

Yes.

Ogugua when u gonno give me the number?
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by ShyOne(f): 6:22pm On Jul 15, 2011
Chima - leave - just leave - don't do anything. You are pregnant and you might get overly emotional - you know how excitable you can become on NL - do all of us a favor and just keep your damn mouth completely shut.

You and your big mouth are loved by many - we don't want anything to happen to you. COVER your mouth with your hand if you have to and pack a bag and get out of the house.

Go to a relative - if you need my phone number or Mz Darkskin number let us know. We will come to your aid. Get to a safe place and start thinking through what you must do from there.

Be safe sis.
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by african1(f): 6:24pm On Jul 15, 2011
9jafetish:

girl can not beat guys


Psssh Who told you that? I swear my Aunt used to smack around her husband if he didn't listen to her. Lol
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by cynthoney(f): 6:33pm On Jul 15, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

What should I do?
[list]
[li]Bite him[/li]
[li]Set him on fire[/li]
[/list]
[list]
[li]Cut off his snake and make pounded snake[/li]
[li]Cut off his nuts and make spicy suya[/li]
[/list]
[size=44pt]Help! cry cry[/size]


i think no 2 is the best!

set him on fire!!!!

u r bad to even think of these

yuck! angry angry
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jul 15, 2011
Who hit you, the cops?
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by sistajay(f): 6:38pm On Jul 15, 2011
Ooops, what have you done to deserve the beats? Was his dinner late? Did you use the same ol excuse, you have a headache. . . . . . . hmmmm, dis one dey serious ooo.
Mrs Chima, you can count on Sista-jay to come give him a few slaps, how dare he,  you aint no punch bag!!
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by dave2(m): 6:46pm On Jul 15, 2011
sista-jay:

Ooops, what have you done to deserve the beats? Was his dinner late? Did you use the same ol excuse, you have a headache. . . . . . . hmmmm, dis one dey serious ooo.
Mrs Chima, you can count on Sista-jay to come give him a few slaps, how dare he,  you aint no punch bag!!

My thinking too, what did u too?
Dont u think u deserved the beating anyway grin grin grin grin grin grin

I have never laid my hands on my wife, i usually take a walk out of the house whenever she offends me
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by ShyOne(f): 6:49pm On Jul 15, 2011
You chewed that gum and poured that bowl of cheerios and cold milk - one time - too many

He is not an AA man, them African men do not like too much fast food or quick non-cooked food items.  That cold cereal must have pushed him over the edge.

Say something Chima - if you need us - you need to open that mouth of yours and tell us.  Did you leave the house yet?
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by dave2(m): 6:53pm On Jul 15, 2011
Mrs Chima internet connection is out of service, hence the silence grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Phate07(m): 6:57pm On Jul 15, 2011
He hit you? With a trailer? undecided
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by kokoye(m): 6:58pm On Jul 15, 2011
Shy-One:

Chima - leave - just leave - don't do anything. You are pregnant and you might get overly emotional - you know how excitable you can become on NL - do all of us a favor and just keep your damn mouth completely shut.

You and your big mouth are loved by many - we don't want anything to happen to you. COVER your mouth with your hand if you have to and pack a bag and get out of the house.

Go to a relative - if you need my phone number or Mz Darkskin number let us know. We will come to your aid. Get to a safe place and start thinking through what you must do from there.

Be safe sis.

She really got you . . didnt she?

She is just messing with y'all

It is friday
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Smilenw(f): 7:00pm On Jul 15, 2011
Option 3 or 4 cool
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by pleep(m): 7:03pm On Jul 15, 2011
This is a joke right?  lipsrsealed

If its not you should probably go to your mothers house for a week or longer.
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by kokoye(m): 7:04pm On Jul 15, 2011
^^^

It IS a joke.
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Mynd44: 7:51pm On Jul 15, 2011
Big joke. He hit you and you're on NL asking JAMB question. Nonsense
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jul 15, 2011
Who hit u? Not Chima cuz Igbo men don't hit em women
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Pweety4me(f): 12:19am On Jul 16, 2011
He hit you? i thought you were the 'man' of the house tho?just take it as it comes tongue lipsrsealed

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