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Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Emeka72(m): 12:44am On Jul 16, 2011
@Op you sound cruel.
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Nobody: 9:25am On Jul 16, 2011
I thought her dyck was longer than his undecided
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by Goldieluks: 9:32am On Jul 16, 2011
What should I do? 
Bite him
Set him on fire
Cut off his snake and make pounded snake
Cut off his nuts and make spicy suya
Help!   





bla bla bla bla


ok cut of his balls and roast it with your balls.
i thought you are heavily pregnant(lies)
cut off his snakes and make bozo suya out of it,duh!!

you need to get a 'brain' out of NL.
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by MsPotato(f): 9:37am On Jul 16, 2011
Chima is this for real? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

I hope u are joking cry cry cry

If its true (which I hope its not), If I were u I would go to Okija Shrine, look for Mr Babalawo and juju him to look like a pig. And than I would bomb him to ashes! angry angry angry
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by MrCork17: 11:36am On Jul 16, 2011
Mrs Chima. Pliss can I nyansh you if I buy u 3 donkey and 1 BMW with alloy wills? I have moiney! wink
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by mikuz(m): 3:41pm On Jul 16, 2011
@seun
Na like this we go dey dey?
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by ShyOne(f): 6:01pm On Jul 16, 2011
kokoye:

She really got you . . didnt she?

She is just messing with y'all

It is friday

Looks like she did, smh. How did you know it was joke Kokoye?
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by cordj2: 7:23pm On Jul 16, 2011
keep turning the other cheeck, by the time u clock 60yrs, u will be used to it
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by kokoye(m): 5:55pm On Jul 18, 2011
Shy-One:

Looks like she did, smh. How did you know it was joke Kokoye?

Because I understand Mrs Chima.

she just wanted to create a thread
Re: He Hit Me! What Should I Do? by ShyOne(f): 11:14pm On Jul 18, 2011
kokoye:

Because I understand Mrs Chima.

she just wanted to create a thread

oh ok - thanks

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