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I Think You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids - Chris Holmes by Bakassi: 3:11pm On Aug 09, 2007
I Think You are the Father of One of My Kids - Chris Holmes


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that got me so excited I had to lay you right there on the pool table with all my buddies spraying whip cream on us"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, actually I'm your son's math teacher."

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Re: I Think You Are The Father Of One Of My Kids - Chris Holmes by mimiko(f): 3:30pm On Aug 09, 2007
the guy is DEFINATELY A JUMPER

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