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Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by bingbagbo(m): 11:41pm On Jul 27, 2011
Idi amin visited the queen of Britain and was given a royal treat!  ate and drank to the brim. After everything, he had the opportunity to express his appreciation.

Idi Amin had intended saying that, he  was satisfied and that the next the queen would visit Uganda, he would reciprocate the kind gesture.

Here's what he said: "Queen Elizabeth, in fact, i am fed up! Next time if you came to Uganda my hometown, I will revenge!"
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by oderemo(m): 1:14am On Jul 28, 2011
yeah right, bet u will shit yourself cracking this joke when the man was still breathing fresh air.
i tot u were goint to resign,?change yer yeye mind.
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by bingbagbo(m): 6:59am On Jul 28, 2011
ode! when are u gonna repent from your devilish ways? be careful! cool cool
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by oderemo(m): 7:55am On Jul 28, 2011
shadow boxer, becareful 4 who?
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by bingbagbo(m): 8:24am On Jul 28, 2011
ode! if you r a man like u claim to be, meet me at Onitsa today for a fight; if i dont finish u up in 1 minute call me bastard! angry
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by oderemo(m): 8:36am On Jul 28, 2011
damn , i have to travel 6000 miles to devour this duffos, moni for ticket, travellg, shop moni, logistics, weapons, ammo, visibility. etc,
tell u wot, y not make your funeral this xmass, give u nuff tym to say goodbyes to your folks.
the place is ONITSHA, and the exact spot will be?
am waiting.u dig. cool cool
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by kodylicky(f): 9:16am On Jul 28, 2011
i m subscribing as the referee cool grin
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by bashydemy(m): 10:44am On Jul 28, 2011
When is the ticket gonna be on sale i would love to see the fight live
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by mikuz(m): 1:05pm On Jul 28, 2011
How much will the tickets be sold for?
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by bashydemy(m): 2:52pm On Jul 28, 2011
am also waiting for the price oo
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by olawalebabs(m): 4:49pm On Jul 28, 2011
Bin i think say you don retire.
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by me2me: 5:38pm On Jul 28, 2011
what makes a joke good is the delivery no matter how much its recycled. this bin gbagbo's joke attempts are appalling to say the least and i advise he bans himself, permanently grin
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by bashydemy(m): 5:46pm On Jul 28, 2011
bin gbagbo wetin you do this people?
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by oderemo(m): 6:11pm On Jul 28, 2011
^^^,your friend dey yarn opata 2 much. i am ready to be grin grin head the nut case.
next.
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by bingbagbo(m): 6:17pm On Jul 28, 2011
babylon!

@ ode re mumu, be a man and quit the imbesility!

the grass shall always bow to the wind! 4ck u! angry angry
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by oderemo(m): 6:28pm On Jul 28, 2011
bloodclat, your fada.
that incantation na for eeeeeeeeeeediot like u.
air head.
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by bashydemy(m): 6:31pm On Jul 28, 2011
LOL this guys will not kill me here
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by bingbagbo(m): 6:39pm On Jul 28, 2011
ode re mumu, no engrish word can describe your 4cking level of steeeeeeeeeeewpidity! i can only say, i am sorry 4 u. . . your momma! twerp! rassklaat! pus*syhole! angry
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by oderemo(m): 6:58pm On Jul 28, 2011
village clown like u,
am ready to kick your sorry a.s.s come this xmass when i touch base with lots of ammo
to destroy my one and only enemy, bin crap gbo.
u are as good as 6 feet under, trust me .
yor fada,, egg head. grin grin
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by bashydemy(m): 7:09pm On Jul 28, 2011
you guys are trying me likey
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by bingbagbo(m): 7:18pm On Jul 28, 2011
*gives the slowpoke 3 hot jabs*

if i dont finish u in 2 minutes, call me bastard! bedwetting rogue! 4ck u! angry
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by oderemo(m): 7:35pm On Jul 28, 2011
this your yeye internet jabs don tire me,
come to abuja @ area 10 by the playing field there, or come to lagos, evans sq, festac by 22rd or come to area gangan, mushin @ akala st. , u dig. u have choice now.
name the place to die.
go su.c.k. your self.
eeeeeeeediot.
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by bingbagbo(m): 7:46pm On Jul 28, 2011
hehe! " 22rd" lol, y u no go school?

anyway, i dont want to be charged with murder slaughter!

u r funny, if i dont finish u in 2 mins call me bastard! 4ck you! grin grin grin grin
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by mikuz(m): 8:32pm On Jul 28, 2011
22rd? Ode so you really no go school?
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by bashydemy(m): 8:37pm On Jul 28, 2011
i can't stop laughing you guys are funny
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by StudioCFR(m): 10:00pm On Jul 28, 2011
ode remo:

this your yeye internet jabs don tire me,
come to abuja @ area 10 by the playing field there, or come to lagos, evans sq, festac by 22rd or come to area gangan, mushin @ akala st. , u dig. u have choice now.
name the place to die.
go su.c.k. your self.
eeeeeeeediot.

Disgrace*
grin grin grin grin
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by bingbagbo(m): 10:17pm On Jul 28, 2011
BIRDS OF A FEATHER! grin grin

















*SLAPS THE HELL OUTTA HIM*
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by bashydemy(m): 12:49am On Jul 29, 2011
;d ;d ;d
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by bingbagbo(m): 2:15am On Jul 29, 2011
ode! u get so many semglance with cain in the bible! grin grin grin grin
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by mikuz(m): 2:24am On Jul 29, 2011
what's semglance? Did you mean semblance? You don write jamb ni?
Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by olawalebabs(m): 9:41am On Jul 29, 2011
*enter and see the rot going on, turn to bin, and gbam, a big dirty slap. leave the room*

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