Oloshi o ri yoruba e bo se yi .o ti pe labule,o ti ru igi ori e ti pa.pele ti e,se inu igbo lo ti n browse ni ? Oyinbo mati so aye derun.baba agbe na lon blackberry.

won ni modina ko f'obo re s'ahun
lamidi toro mo yan
afilaka toro m'oko gbonin
obo re n se kuru wowo

ati geesi ati anago gbogbo re ni mo fi ju baba re lo

obo modina iya re n bu ya ya
bi bi to ma bi o n se lobo re tun poshe

modina dido ni ponki

He could have simply taken overdose of valium 10.
or the Nigerian "conventional" way hang himself.

running to defecate at the lagoon is quite a "strange" step for someone of his status. something similar happened between me and one of my former bosses. I was driving and he had to poo, when  he couldn't hold we parked I left the car, he did his stuff in a polythene bag wiped with tissue which were readily in the car (and most car owners in 9ja have serviette ). and he said this is btween me and you and it was,

baba re won wa ti
i yen ni " on the run" ni ede geesi

Talo n be du tele baba oni Datsun.A mo iru yi,taxi ni e man wa.paraga le man fi tunu ka,oju yi mawa dabi oju sango,efin repete ni bi chimney.jo ko radarada e koni biyi jo,awon set e wani garage ko lo bawon

awu ! omo modina
a fon fere p'oloko

Wonders will never end  

I thought I had heard it all. . . . .  . . .   . .now 'senatorial nominee drowns while pooing in the lagoon'   .

Is this the kain person wey go dey take part in naija cabinet meeting. . .

Na wa , naija for show  !

as with all tales nigerian you can bet this is embellished and we'll never know the truth

That is why we need public toilets. Why would one risk his life just because he wants to answer the call of nature. This is not just sad, it is also shameful.

~Bluetooth:

Oloshi o ri yoruba e bo se yi .o ti pe labule,o ti ru igi ori e ti pa.pele ti e,se inu igbo lo ti n browse ni ? Oyinbo mati so aye derun.baba agbe na lon blackberry.

This is hilarious.OMG guy you almost killed me laughter

se iya re gbo geesi ni
abi ki awon lamidi sun ife
bo se lawo lo n la itan
ko mo ahun se

~Bluetooth:

Oloshi o ri yoruba e bo se yi .o ti pe labule,o ti ru igi ori e ti pa.pele ti e,se inu igbo lo ti n browse ni ? Oyinbo mati so aye derun.baba agbe na lon blackberry.

Please dont kill me oh. . . how does he browse in the forest? 

~Bluetooth:

Oloshi o ri yoruba e bo se yi .o ti pe labule,o ti ru igi ori e ti pa.pele ti e,se inu igbo lo ti n browse ni ? Oyinbo mati so aye derun.baba agbe na lon blackberry.

omode e gun igi ogede
a yo baara ase wi

on any level ,any language.any form of linguistic exchange we ain't coevals

dysphasic cretin

ahora no tengo tiempo para hablo contigo. eres un hijo pequeno

un hijo que no sabe nada
no sabe tu boca
no sabe tu culo

the man try live till now self. how can he be a man when a woman won him in an election? do you know how much he is owing the bank now after missing out in the senatorial stealing groups?
by the way, who said our prayers are not working? Oh God, as many as these public criminals that have denied us sleep, make them to know no sleep until they jump into their own lagoons.
since these guys cannot stop stealing, we have changed our prayer topics now to everlasting sadness for all of them that are making us sad.
this is just the beginning.
all of them that are wishing us death will surely replace us in the grave.
Please God, hear the prayers of the poor masses.

Oniranu. . .ko radarada e kuro nibiyi.Boya won fi ede gba owo ni bank ni.olopolo pepeye.

beembe ni'kun
abogan wo amala
wobia s'abo jo

to ba je ti owo ai moye iru yin ni ile ise mi
sugbon ire ti were wa ni iran yin
mi o le gba e si ise nitori o ma ko ori buruku wole
nisho oni loyun si gege

eeya, i remembered the man featured on a program "face off" on STV, he gave a fairly good account of himself against joe igbokwe.
If he actually commited suicide, poor him(at what age!)

P.S : But those rescuers look callous, look like they were on excursion, and checking tidal waves! Nigerians and our value for life.


I

na wa oo

Very sad.

We'll have to wait until there's an investigation. According to the report, his son stated that the man was diabetic. Perhaps his diabetes may have had some effect on his mental state? Hypoglycemia? Hyperglycemia?

Maybe the physicians on this board have something to say about this. . .

That water is very dirty - sewage, defeacation, urine, trash. To dive in may have been to put one's health at risk. But then shouldn't we all be willing to risk our lives to save another?

The incident has felt sickening.

Perhaps the man acted out the PDP slogan to the letter! Do or die politics. Please I would like more PDP and other useless politicians in the country to follow example of this man. If you don't get the post, kill yourself. One down more to go. Good radiance to bad rubbish!

He may have been owing his political sponsors a lot of money.
(we know how do or die naija politics is).

on the other hand the marine police is useless ,
no surprise there; anything police is so useless we are better off them not existing.


may his soul be granted eternal peace that he desired so much.
amen.

@volvo,his diabetes didn't hv anyfin to do wit this.at most,he would hv gone into a diabetic coma ie unconscious.him hving d energy to pull off his cloth nd stuff, nah.it's a sad story nd if d account is to be believed,methinks d guy committed sucide

narttis1:

This is really strange.so nobody fit help the guy, na wa for 9ja

80% of Nigerian don't swim. as a group, only Ijaws and Ilajes can claim a majority of their population know how to swim

MAYOWAAK:

Perhaps the man acted out the PDP slogan to the letter! Do or die politics. Please I would like more PDP and other useless politicians in the country to follow example of this man. If you don't get the post, kill yourself. One down more to go. Good radiance to bad rubbish!

Is this any way to speak of the dead Do you know how many Bible curses and Qur'anic curses you've just activated on your head with what you typed?

That you can hide behind anonymity does not mean that God does not see you and know you typed this for public consumption.

May God forgive your soul.

djustice:

Is this any way to speak of the dead Do you know how many Bible curses and Qur'anic curses you've just activated on your head with what you typed?

That you can hide behind anonymity does not mean that God does not see you and know you typed this for public consumption.

May God forgive your soul.

One would think this "god" of yours would have stopped the man from committing suicide in the first place. when would you stop fooling yourself?

Yoruba and their juju nature.