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What Happend In My Compound by cushxene: 3:20pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
So I had this crush in this my compound. ..
This girl fine ooo. .. As in because of this
girl I
went to buy all these love messages book,
the girl wan run me mad..... I was sha
toasting this girl, she no gree ooo, she said
she's concerned about her future for now
that if I can wait a bit longer for her, it might
work out. ...
Shebi make I wait ni??. ...
Patapata in 2 years time she go gree...
My people you know she told me to wait
and I
waited.... 2 years pass again, I ask her.... She
say, awwwwn, I'm sorry I have a
boyfriend ... Ahh ... But babe you
told me to
wait... I didn't tell you to wait, I said I wasn't
ready and besides I've found someone
who's best for me. .....
Ehn Ehn.... We go shall
see..... Okay let's see how you want to enjoy
the
relationship na, shebi you craze for head
ni.... Devil will scatter Una table for
me....
The guy moved in with the
girl ... They started living couples life.... I can't
take this anymore
... In my compound... Ahh I need to teach this
guy a lesson.... They have started calling
themselves Romeo and Juliet.... My own
future wife. .. in Our compound,
People don't have sense ooo.... There was a
day I barged into their
room, I was looking for my broom... I
swear... Both of them were lying naked on
the bed
..... That was when I knew water don pass
garri..... I sha forget the girl.... But you see
that
lesson I must teach them, the girl must
know that.... You don't tell someone to wait
for
you when you won't date them ..
They're even
bathing together.
... That was where I started hating their
destiny....
Bath together awòn werey meji. ..
In which bathroom ... Some people are
foolish.... Couples shower is meant for rich
people not foolish students bathing
together
inside BALUWE..(bathroom) ..
Awon werey
Wait... How will they even do it?.... Cos our
bathroom is outside with a very green and
muddy ground...... All these BALUWE
(bathroom) made of
roofing sheet... As in some girls are cheap....
Baluwe!! Baluwe!!!.... Kemi is cheap..... .
There was a day I went to peep through
one small hole to see how romantic their
bath is.. ...I don't even know how I got
there,
seriously I just met myself there. .... if you
see the
radarada (nonsense) they're doing inside
the bathroom.... Idiot ní awon eleyi sha (all
these ones are idiot) they were using the
same sponge, husband will scrub wife's
back first... Wife will scrub husband's back,
after that they'll now throw water up, two
of them will now hug themselves, the water
will now fall on their body .... Shay you
see that
the two of them are not normal...
To cut the long story short i sha went to get
one leaf, they call it werepe (itchy leaf) .... Me
that's
wicked. ... I was sha grinding it on
a grinding
stone..... The stupid guy see me ooo, he say
bros you wan do vegetable, mtchwww I no
answer am....
You that I'm grinding your destiny ....
You snatch
my girl & you think say i go leave you....
One sunny afternoon, they put
water in the bathroom.... They want to have
their bath
together again.... Awwwn you have
forgotten our sponge inside.... The two of
them waka like mumu go carry sponge
again. ...
Awon oponu... Issssh where's my werepe
recipe, I
don grind am wella (omo i suppose collect
Award for grinding ooo, con see the way i
grind am, e smooth die)...... I put am for their
water.... I sat somewhere watching as they
enter bathroom.... As they carry the water
put for body.... Come and see race and craze
at the same time
everybody run after them, me self join...
... E
bami mí mú won ooo (help me catch them
ooo)
romeo and Juliet ti ya were (romeo and
Juliet have run mad) they were sha able to
catch the girl.... The boy ran interstates....
Who cares.... They wanted to carry the girl to
the hospital, cos her body was itching her
seriously I said NO..... Bring am come here, I
put plenty palm oil for her body with some
chantings.. ..
You no fit understand, she slept
off...... When she woke up (in my room) and
saw me beside her, she hugged me and said
I love you.... Iro ni ooo (its a lie
ooo).... Say
God that you love me.... She said God
walahi..... It's good to be wicked.... 29 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by Bigredmachine: 3:21pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
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Re: What Happend In My Compound by Shalommy(f): 3:29pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Your story is washed. Chaii 2 Likes |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by TallVictor: 3:33pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Lol I'm grinding your destiny |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by Unzerious: 3:43pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Op you wicked. You don put bad thing for my mind.......Hmm, somebody go chop that Werepe Recipe for my Compound too I dey come make I go buy plenty Palm-oil 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by cushxene: 3:46pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Unzerious: serve am breakfast |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by Benki003(m): 4:06pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Skull miner |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by Streett: 4:14pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Fvvckinn hilarious ….. This Tori sweet me die OP… Two cold Budweiser for You, Badguy 11 Likes |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by sammirano2: 5:12pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
You no well walia. Go and apply for nollywood |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by risos(m): 6:07pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
E sweet die CHOI! 4 Likes
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Re: What Happend In My Compound by capetownboyz(m): 6:34pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by Nobody: 6:56pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
owo meji fu eni kan (gbosa) bro it not intresting it sweet o dun 2 Likes |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by Sageez(m): 7:21pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Op you de mad I swear 3 Likes |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:00pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Fiction sha, but very funny. 4 Likes |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by Alapojames: 8:04pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Op don high Tom Tom 1 Like |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by ChoCho54(f): 8:22pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Lwkmd 1 Like |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by Salihusaliheen(m): 8:25pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Op u need a bottle of stout 1 Like |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by BigYash: 8:44pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
This guy na werey 6 Likes
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Re: What Happend In My Compound by oilmane(m): 8:56pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
cushxene: Kai, u bad, but u nor finish d story o, what of d guy? 1 Like |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by funshore(m): 8:57pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Aswear u cracked my ribs 1 Like |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by Danmboss(m): 9:03pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Op which planet you come from? 1 Like |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by DKM123: 9:19pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Lngkm Nice story, OP. I know it's fiction yet I could picture the whole scenerio and was laughing like a jackal. I like your writing style. 4 Likes |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by cushxene: 9:23pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
oilmane:ahhhh wetin concern me with d guy me shey na to get d girl back to ma self 2 Likes |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by kolamilan(m): 9:35pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Werey boy 1 Like |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by Ay04z(m): 9:44pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Copy and paste.... |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by Nobody: 10:00pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Lol |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by Nobody: 10:49pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Shalommy:Why you come set yansh like that? The guy snapping you fit slide rod enter from back. |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by remsonik(f): 11:54pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Why did you do this na, too wicked op. Is it by force for her to say yes to your proposal 1 Like |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by OKON125(m): 12:06am On Jun 10, 2022 |
Powerful, strong, unbelievable,huge, muscular nd immovable liessss |
Re: What Happend In My Compound by Xavier70s: 12:57am On Jun 10, 2022 |
You all are invited. 1 Like
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