SO this is a true story.i swear down. so i am in one of these estates in lekki and this single woman moved in. i would say early thirties. so anyway to cut long story short we became acquaintances. anyway she needed something and came to my place for the first time. what i noticed as soon as she came to my place was that the motor and wiring of my fan just caught fire and started smoking. basically the fan just got destroyed on the spot. so i knew this girl had unusual frequencies around her. her aura frequencies fried my fan but i tried to move on from that event and started avoiding the lady but somehow i couldnt completely avoid her as she is always asking if i could give her a lift to one place or the other as she is not mobile but i am always coming up with excuses but this particular day my excuses ran out. and i was forced to oblige. anyway so my car can run from one end of the lekki corridor to the other end in 10 minutes ( alright a slight exaggeration lol but the point is the car is fierce. ). so i gave this woman a ride and the next day the car started shaking anyhow like someone that has malaria fever and covid mixed together. the shaking becomes extremely violent when you are braking especially when the AC is on. so i am forced to switch off the AC anytime i want to brake and this is very often so basically the driving experience became tedious. one time i even attempted to drive the whole day without turning the ac on because the shaking is not as violent if the ac is off but that day was a very miserable experience. anyway so after about 3 weeks of this suffering i finally found the time to go to the mechanic. after going through the car he said something unusual has happened, all 4 of my spark plugs and my 2 ignition coils were burnt. that the smell of the burn is so strong. and thats why the car was shaking like eko ( agidi ). so basically guys what happened was that this witches frequency on the day she got into my car burnt up the ignition coil and spark plugs just how she burnt up the wire and motor of my home fan the first day she came over. anyway the guy replaced the ignition coils and all 4 spark plugs and the car is FIERCE again. AWA FIERCE. now i just completely avoid this lady. guys beware of witch frequencies. i no fit shout

Figments of our imagination eh!

This story is as faf!

Another dimension


You are hallucinating like TINUBU


Check your mental health, you and that fake mechanic



Mtcheeeew

Op, you are hungry. Buhari has affected you so well
AVOID ME WITH SUCH LIES

Baba, once is a happenstance, twice is a coincidence and thrice is a pattern.

Wait for it to happen the 3rd time before you conclude, as far as I'm concerned its a coincidence.

Sukkot, you gat jokes

sukkot:
SO this is a true story.i swear down. so i am in one of these estates in lekki and this single woman moved in. i would say early thirties. so anyway to cut long story short we became acquaintances. anyway she needed something and came to my place for the first time. what i noticed as soon as she came to my place was that the motor and wiring of my fan just caught fire and started smoking. basically the fan just got destroyed on the spot. so i knew this girl had unusual frequencies around her. her aura frequencies fried my fan but i tried to move on from that event and started avoiding the lady but somehow i couldnt completely avoid her as she is always asking if i could give her a lift to one place or the other as she is not mobile but i am always coming up with excuses but this particular day my excuses ran out. and i was forced to oblige. anyway so my car can run from one end of the lekki corridor to the other end in 10 minutes ( alright a slight exaggeration lol but the point is the car is fierce. ). so i gave this woman a ride and the next day the car started shaking anyhow like someone that has malaria fever and covid mixed together. the shaking becomes extremely violent when you are braking especially when the AC is on. so i am forced to switch off the AC anytime i want to brake and this is very often so basically the driving experience became tedious. one time i even attempted to drive the whole day without turning the ac on because the shaking is not as violent if the ac is off but that day was a very miserable experience. anyway so after about 3 weeks of this suffering i finally found the time to go to the mechanic. after going through the car he said something unusual has happened, all 4 of my spark plugs and my 2 ignition coils were burnt. that the smell of the burn is so strong. and thats why the car was shaking like eko ( agidi ). so basically guys what happened was that this witches frequency on the day she got into my car burnt up the ignition coil and spark plugs just how she burnt up the wire and motor of my fan the first day she came over. anyway the guy replaced the ignition coils and all 4 spark plugs and the car is FIERCE again. AWA FIERCE. now i just completely avoid this lady. guys beware of witch frequencies. i no fit shout

The smell of the burn was so strong but you drove the car for 3 weeks but didn't perceive this strong smell, weldon

Savourt:
Baba, once is a happenstance, twice is a coincidence and thrice is a pattern.

Wait for it to happen the 3rd time before you conclude, as far as I'm concerned its a coincidence.

once is enough for me

Ishilove:
Sukkot, you gat jokes

lol Ishi these lekki tales no easy mayne. These lekki streets are as mean as the streets of Brooklyn

oilmane:



The smell of the burn was so strong but you drove the car for 3 weeks but didn't perceive this strong smell, weldon

the smell was strong when they pulled it out and you put your nose to the ignition coil but externally there was no odor. I didn’t smell anything bros

Funny guy.

ahnie:

Funny guy.

THis guy

Antihelminth:
THis guy

this lekki life no easy

sukkot:
this lekki life no easy

Hahahahah

Alaye, go and service your car jor.

ecolime:
Alaye, go and service your car jor.

Start calling fire, fire and fire like Elijah

AngelicBeing:
Start calling fire, fire and fire like Elijah

I call one mechanic called Sunday. Sun-day is when fire rains on Satan and his angels so that mechanic was symbolic. Seriously his name was Sunday