Ibime:

Why ninjas dey worry about Ipukulu Marines?

Top 8 na small thing.

Keeping moving North in H2H whilst I move North in main league.

End of day, I go still dey there for top 8 to whoze you.

shattap ibime.
you have dropped out of the top 4 for 2 weeks now and i don't see any marked improvement since.
i am tired of you barking without biting. . . .

Ibime is confuzzled by his latest defeat - he can't tell the difference between North and South movements.

^
lmtmb

And Mancini strikes!

My captain Aguero benched

Silva also benched

Chei, Captain and vice benched! Mancini, may the gods amputate ur genitals!

Caulker + Siggy = PROFIT, get in!!!

Mancini should just keep Aguero on the bench for the full game before I release the wrath of Amadioha on his head.

e no go better for mancini.

Mancini should have bleeped and violated me instead of benching three of my players . . , 

Dyer sent off! Thank goodness I left him on the bench.

I just hope Aguero is not even listed for the game so that Mancini wont be tempted else I am done for this gameweek

Sigurdsson has made daddy real proud on his debut!!!

ritchboy:

Sigurdsson has made daddy real proud on his debut!!!

i hate you.
any manager that that played sigurdsson and van persie this matchweek is a cheat and must be arrested for match-fixing.

Some lucky ninjas have RVP as Vice-Captain. . . dem want take ojoro extend lead. . .

Ope ooo

Aguero didnt kick the ball

Its hi time i review the contract of Aguero especially with Tevez coming back to reckoning

Can you imagine? I changed my VC from Dempsey to Silva at the last minute, now my captain bonus is a guaranteed zero. #facepalm

Im wondering why I forgot about Sigurdsson when I sold Valencia. . . the dude just missed out on a place in my midfield, yet when I went to transfer Valencia, I forgot about him and went for Ramires. . .

let's just admit some city players are not worth signing.
they are brilliant players but mancini n his brainfarts present a different vibe of obstacles.
any manager that has dzeko, clichy and richards must be frustrated.

Ibime:

Some lucky ninjas have RVP as Vice-Captain. . . dem want take ojoro extend lead. . .

ibime is feeling the heat already.

Ibime:

Im wondering why I forgot about Sigurdsson when I sold Valencia. . . the dude just missed out on a place in my midfield, yet when I went to transfer Valencia, I forgot about him and went for Ramires. . .

You might not believe it that I also was considering Sig when transferring Valencia, but the fact that I already had 3 Swansea players left me with no other choice, with respect to an aim, than Pilkington, who only managed a measly point. Now, Mancini has denied me captain bonus for the first time ever. Thank God, McAuley did well.

Ibime:

Im wondering why I forgot about Sigurdsson when I sold Valencia. . . the dude just missed out on a place in my midfield, yet when I went to transfer Valencia, I forgot about him and went for Ramires. . .

You might not believe it that I also was considering Sig when transferring Valencia, but the fact that I already had 3 Swansea players left me with no other choice, with respect to an aim, than Pilkington, who only managed a measly point. Now, Mancini has denied me captain bonus for the first time ever. Thank God, McAuley did well.

coogar:

let's just admit some city players are not worth signing.
they are brilliant players but mancini n his brainfarts present a different vibe of obstacles.
any manager that has dzeko, clichy and richards must be frustrated.

I learned my lesson with Mancini last season and early this season.  The best players to have from Citeh are CBs and Hart - anything else is a toss up!

coogar:


any manager that that played sigurdsson and van persie this matchweek is a cheat and must be arrested for match-fixing.

What about someone that had Sigurdsson, Van Persie AND Caulker?

Feasy needs to be investigated by the FPL EFCC pronto.

debosky:

I learned my lesson with Mancini last season and early this season.  The best players to have from Citeh are CBs and Hart - anything else is a toss up!

lolololol.

What about someone that had Sigurdsson, Van Persie AND Caulker?

Feasy needs to be investigated by the FPL EFCC pronto.

feasy bribed all the epl referees. . . .
ibime would start hounding him soon. the ijaw manager is more frustrated than villas-boas.

U1:

And Mancini strikes!

dayokanu:

My captain Aguero benched

Silva also benched

ritchboy:

Chei, Captain and vice benched! Mancini, may the gods amputate ur Cores!

Caulker + Siggy = PROFIT, get in!!!

debosky:

Mancini should just keep Aguero on the bench for the full game before I release the wrath of Amadioha on his head.

coogar:

e no go better for mancini.

Pharoh:

Mancini should have bleeped and violated me instead of benching three of my players . . , 

How does Mancini sleep at nght? . . . knowing he's costing nuccahs valuable points
Oloshi

Sigurdsson. . . Too much again! Arsene Wenger take note. . . you should have signed him back in the day! Anyway, dude is the cheaper version of Cesc.

I'm still gunning for a top 5 finish. . . Looking at the competition I believe it's still gonna happen!!!

Dempsey better do something as Vice. . . Gutted Aguero didn't play + score/assist as captain!

Thank you RVP. . . You da man! What will McClean do against Newcastle? Probably nothing, but then again if something, I benefit again!

Quite amusing how when the season started peeps where giving me advice (mostly insulting and condescending), ignorant of the fact that I've been playin fantasy for 4 years. This is my first season in Nairaland though!

On a serious note I enjoy playing here, the banter is quite entertaining. Makes me homesick at times. . .

debosky:
What about someone that had Sigurdsson, Van Persie AND Caulker?

Feasy needs to be investigated by the FPL EFCC pronto.

I also have Sigurdsson, RvP and Caulker!

But having no captain could seriously undermine my score

VitiMini:

Quite amusing how when the season started peeps where giving me advice (mostly insulting and condescending), ignorant of the fact that I've been playin fantasy for 4 years. This is my first season in Nairaland though!

On a serious note I enjoy playing here, the banter is quite entertaining. Makes me homesick at times. . .

the banter is entertaining because there are many lunatic managers(paolo di canio) here. . . .
some managers are in the brink to be sacked. . . .some are in a permanent melt-down whilst some managers are laughing all the way to the bank from their employers.

At least, praise God Im playing Gat2lose FC aka Nateevs.

The nigga has only 8 players on the pitch.

A record 6 of his players are not playing this week!

This is getting unacceptable. . . . I think Gat2lose should be kicked out of the league for going into administration and an AWOL manager

How can a team lose 6 players if a manager is in office?

Gat2lose is in administration?

The nigga actually made transfers in mid-February!

Bale is my captain, and i have no idea if he's fully fit. with a 75% chance. they shouldnt bother playing him, let the captainship just end up with RVP. if not i;m screwed.

Librans isnt looking like a team to put up much of a fight tho . . .

Sessegnon red!!!! -2 points!!!

My Sessegnon - Sigurdsson transfer must the most brilliant bit of business in FPL history!

No Bale. Phack!!
It's official, my lowest scoring week.
Amazingly, seems like I might still win in the H2H league though.