ritchboy:

Words fall from your mouth like shit from arse.

See Demba Cisse put to forking purpose or bend over and split a[i]r[/i]se with cork!

Ibime:

See Demba Cisse put to forking purpose or bend over and split a[i]r[/i]se with cork!

may the gods shrivel your c[i]o[/i]ck!

Coogar and Ibime should hold fucking tongue, their words are absent common sense.

ritchboy: Coogar and Ibime should hold fucking tongue, their words are absent common sense.

turn thoughts toward insulting me, and i'll have you parted from your c[i]o[/i]ck and crucified!

Highest point this gameweek.

I ask you all Who is your daddy?

VitiMini: Dempsey finds back of net twice with purpose. . . gathers points like coin.

Wager hard won coin against Ipukulu Marines and see burden lifted from purse.

ritchboy: Coogar and Ibime should hold fucking tongue, their words are absent common sense.

Turn thought toward higher purpose and focus on improving the fortunes of the House of Prolificcockblockers instead of worrying about Ibime and Coogar who top table

You appear as honourable man, yet, attempt to slip c0ck in arse. . .

VitiMini: You appear as honourable man, yet, attempt to slip c0ck in arse. . .

True colours will always show

Ibime:
Turn thought toward higher purpose and focus on improving the fortunes of the House of Prolificcockblockers instead of worrying about Ibime and Coogar who top table

don't counsel with the c[i]o[/i]ck that pisses on you!

VitiMini: You appear as honourable man, yet, attempt to slip c0ck in arse. . .

ibime has fingers in all the proper arseholes. he wiggles them and everyone shits gold!

Seriously, who is "Rapid Viagra"? The guy is currently number 3 and he seems to be from the Fiji islands. Who gave him the code? Who be sabo here?

Blank, which one you dey sef? I got the code from Eldee (since gameweek 1) just like everybody else here. My Fijian flag = your Norwegian flag. Sista, Nigerians are everywhere

The next gameweek has the promise of being interesting... Rapid Viagra is still on course for a top 5 finish (fingers crossed).

VitiMini: The next gameweek has the promise of being interesting... Rapid Viagra is still on course for a top 5 finish (fingers crossed).

I consider Rapid Viagra stronger challenge for title than Chigurh FC.

Top 5 finish is a lowly ambition.

At the start of December, Ipukulu Marines were 30th in league, 120 points behind Eziga United. Now Ipukulu Marines are top of the league with Eziga United 50 points behind. . . . a 170 point swing!

You have 5 gameweeks to make up a 30 point difference, a quite achievable prospect. Lets dance hermano!

VitiMini: Blank, which one you dey sef? I got the code from Eldee (since gameweek 1) just like everybody else here. My Fijian flag = your Norwegian flag. Sista, Nigerians are everywhere

Ok. Sorry about that. Just that i had never noticed your name before.

^^^^

No mind am. . Muchachos like him only show face when their team is doing well.

lol. . . Muchachos like me are quiet until they get called out Besides, talk is cheap

@Ibime - Finishing in the Top 5 for me is my target (There are some exceptional Managers in this league) anything more is a bonus. . .

I'm flattered, but yours truly is also the only manager in the top 6 who failed to score up to 50 points (without bonuses) this gameweek. . .

Ibime:

I consider Rapid Viagra stronger challenge for title than Chigurh FC.

Top 5 finish is a lowly ambition.

At the start of December, Ipukulu Marines were 30th in league, 120 points behind Eziga United. Now Ipukulu Marines are top of the league with Eziga United 50 points behind. . . . a 170 point swing!

You have 5 gameweeks to make up a 30 point difference, a quite achievable prospect. Lets dance hermano!

You have done really well for yourself. It takes one bad game week to crash!

agabaI23:

You have done really well for yourself. It takes one bad game week to crash!

the competition is stiff. expect ibime to return back to his natural position(4th)
by gameweek 36.

coogar:

the competition is stiff. expect ibime to return back to his natural position(4th)
by gameweek 36.

May be but you have to agree that his selections recently have been as effective as an erect c0ck in an oiled arsehole and it will remain like that until a tear occurs

agabaI23: May be but you have to agree that his selections recently have been as effective as an erect c0ck in an oiled arsehole and it will remain like that until a tear occurs

he takes risks - i'll give him that but he won't last the distance.
week 34 to week 36 is a bit tricky.
it would be a test of his managerial nous. i am confident he would be found
wanting then.

on the other hand, the chasing packs must stay as close as possible to the top
to take advantage of ibime's slip.
my bet is on him to finish 3rd/4th.

Just noticed that 9 of my players won't be playing this game week. Dont know how to go about it. Whether to risk the 16 point deduction or just forget about it?

coogar:

he takes risks - i'll give him that but he won't last the distance.
week 34 to week 36 is a bit tricky.
it would be a test of his managerial nous. i am confident he would be found
wanting then.

on the other hand, the chasing packs must stay as close as possible to the top
to take advantage of ibime's slip.
my bet is on him to finish 3rd/4th.

You are somehow right. We shall see.

VitiMini:

@Ibime - Finishing in the Top 5 for me is my target (There are some exceptional Managers in this league) anything more is a bonus. . .

I'm flattered, but yours truly is also the only manager in the top 6 who failed to score up to 50 points (without bonuses) this gameweek. . .

You appear as honourable man yet plot behind scene to usurp the league leadership.

Your players on pitch plus money in the bank marks you out as a serious contender intent on slipping c0ck in arse. You cannot fool me.

coogar:

he takes risks - i'll give him that but he won't last the distance.
week 34 to week 36 is a bit tricky.
it would be a test of his managerial nous. i am confident he would be found
wanting then.

on the other hand, the chasing packs must stay as close as possible to the top
to take advantage of ibime's slip.
my bet is on him to finish 3rd/4th.

Having already sacrificed 4 points just to get 10 players on pitch (which I already have) for next gameweek, you are in no position to talk. Meanwhile Ipukulu Marines is storing up free transfers to deliver fatal blow in week 36 when I intend to split arse with c0ck for the final time.

You neither have players on the pitch nor money in the bank to be taken seriously. I would rather turn thought toward Rapid Viagra and Kokomaster who present more formidable challenge due to the fact that they have players on the pitch, transfers to play with; and money to spend.

Mark my words, Chigurh FC cannot finish in the top 2.



Meanwhile. . . .


The race for H2H qualification is brutal. Niggas just refuse to lose. Ipukulu Marines have won 6 games in the last 7, but are yet to secure qualification. One of Ipukulu Marines, Lalaboiy or Jet Bombers is gonna be left crying in two weeks!

Ibime:
Having already sacrificed 4 points just to get 10 players on pitch (which I already have) for next gameweek, you are in no position to talk. Meanwhile Ipukulu Marines is storing up free transfers to deliver fatal blow in week 36 when I intend to split arse with c0ck for the final time.

i pity your life. . . .when the storm comes, you would be swayed so badly your heart would end up on the right side of your chest.

You neither have players on the pitch nor money in the bank to be taken seriously. I would rather turn thought toward Rapid Viagra and Kokomaster who present more formidable challenge due to the fact that they have players on the pitch, transfers to play with; and money to spend.

talk is cheap. you are going down in the next couple of weeks.
you lack the managerial nous to compete in this habitat. you are like alan pardew!

Mark my words, Chigurh FC cannot finish in the top 2.

back to position on gameweek 36 and coast to 38!
ibime, hold firm cos this is a footie tsunami.

coogar:

i pity your life. . . .when the storm comes, you would be swayed so badly your heart would end up on the right side of your chest.



talk is cheap. you are going down in the next couple of weeks.
you lack the managerial nous to compete in this habitat. you are like alan pardew!



back to position on gameweek 36 and coast to 38!
ibime, hold firm cos this is a footie tsunami.

Strong words from cuckolded eunoch. We shall see mettle tested over the next 14 moons. I shall piss on the ruins of the House of Munoz and hang quote from great philosopher Canibus on the walls of my ludus.

In other related news today

A growing phenomenon called arse splitting is sweeping through the nation and becoming a cause for concern. . . Residents are advised to stay indoors and lube up (KY would be a good shout) before logging into their respective FPL teams for the next couple of gameweeks at least. . .


You gotta love this game

Ibime:
Strong words from cuckolded eunoch. We shall see mettle tested over the next 14 moons. I shall piss on the ruins of the House of Munoz and hang quote from great philosopher Canibus on the walls of my ludus.

captain amangala must accept his fate. . . . .or be destroyed by it.
miguel munoz does not fear death. he embraces it. caresses it. fuccks it. each gameweek, he slips his c[i]o[/i]ck in the mouth of ibime, and prays to thrust home before the jaws snap shut.

coogar:
back to position on gameweek 36 and coast to 38!
ibime, hold firm cos this is a footie tsunami.

So the die is cast!

One must risk all over the next 3 gameweeks or scupper oneself in pursuit of glory.

The difference is that Ipukulu Marines are in position of strength and need only manage risk whilst Chigurh FC must take wild risk to have any hope.

agabaI23:

You have done really well for yourself. It takes one bad game week to crash!

I sympathise with your predicament good friend but such is a fate I am unwilling to partake in with you, for my will is moulded from Valerian steel.

Ask Proflic Cockblockers who I shared equal placement with just 7 weeks ago, and who now finds himself trailing by 85 points.

Just three weeks ago, you and I were equally placed but a vast chasm of 50 points now seperate us.

5 weeks ago, Miguel Munoz was flaunting his 51 point lead in my face but now he finds himself 17 points adrift.

Speak to Lalaboiy, Chamokazzy, TBoogie who I shared equal placing with just few moons ago.

Or go further back and speak to the likes of Wolfgang Kaiser, Avantgarde or Librans FC, all managers who I have shared fleeting moments of companionship with on the league table.

The ladder I have climbed to current position is littered with a trail of corpses who have sought to joust with me but found that the moment was simply an ephemeral pitstop on my journey to the trophy.

The only ninjas climbing with me are Rapid Viagra and Kokomaster and I prefer to turn thought toward them.

No reason i shouldn't qualify!! in both leagues.! Got the much needed win the last game week. Also i got Gat2win fc next who's bottom of the pile. Doesn't look like he's changed his team for weeks but he has aguero as captain. And destroyed Wolfgang kaiser with it . . . Dunno if i should be worried or confident.

lalaboi: No reason i shouldn't qualify!! in both leagues.! Got the much needed win the last game week. Also i got Gat2win fc next who's bottom of the pile. Doesn't look like he's changed his team for weeks but he has aguero as captain. And destroyed Wolfgang kaiser with it . . . Dunno if i should be worried or confident.

be scared!

Ibime: Ask Proflic Cockblockers who I shared equal placement with just 7 weeks ago, and who now finds himself trailing by 85 points.

Turn prayers towards Jupiter so our paths may not cross in the first k.o round(GW36). You already know what i got up ma sleeves!