A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees
had not phoned in
Sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the
main computers, he
Dialled the employee's home phone number and was
greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello?"

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss
asked, "Is your Mummy
there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a
message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's
home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the
policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the
Whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a
helicopter through
The earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is
that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering! voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now
truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search
team just landed the
hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss
asked, "What are they
searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a
muffled giggle:


"ME."

That kid is too much. Everybody i've narrated this joke to ends up laughing for minutes on end. Thumbs up