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Warning! by StudioCFR(m): 9:42pm On Jul 22, 2011
When you are negotiating things, please ask for clarification if you are not sure.
A guy approached a lady telling her that they should have fun together, the lady agreed because the guy promised her BB.
After the fun, the guy quickly rushed out to get the BB.
Guess what he bought?
BREAD and BEANS.
Lol

Na here fight con start O.
So tell me, who we go blame for dis mata, d guy or d girl?
Re: Warning! by DAVE5(m): 11:37pm On Jul 22, 2011
that guy nah badt sharp guy
Re: Warning! by StudioCFR(m): 6:23am On Jul 23, 2011
u can say dat again. . . Lol
Re: Warning! by bright007(f): 6:32am On Jul 23, 2011
*wat å greedy gurl.
I like d bro.
Re: Warning! by dani1luv: 7:57am On Jul 23, 2011
Lol, studio thumbs up cheesy
Re: Warning! by bingbagbo(m): 7:59am On Jul 23, 2011
ha ha ha hjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin













what is this?
Re: Warning! by busybody20: 8:40am On Jul 23, 2011
^^ Oh kitty kitty kitty grin
Re: Warning! by jackpot(f): 11:13am On Jul 23, 2011
bin gbagbo:

ha ha ha hjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin













what is this?
Big Vaggggiiiiinnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin grin grin
Re: Warning! by hakunajay(m): 3:39pm On Jul 23, 2011
Lol
Re: Warning! by chumakk: 4:48pm On Jul 23, 2011
Nobody. It is two of them that have the fun together :- But bad kid must be punished. 12 canning on the back.
Re: Warning! by StudioCFR(m): 7:09pm On Jul 23, 2011
bin gbagbo:

ha ha ha hjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin













what is this?

Ode!
Finally I made u laugh . . . . Mtchew



@All. .
Thanks for showing some LOVE. . . I appreciate wink
Re: Warning! by chumakk: 7:29pm On Jul 23, 2011
I can't believe my eyes that Studio CFR just posted ^

Are sure his account is not hacked by the moderators grin
Re: Warning! by oderemo(m): 7:34pm On Jul 23, 2011
wat yr are we ,2003?
must be, cos that joke is rak, like the dirt.
mitshhhew. lawd have mercy.
Re: Warning! by zealot4me(f): 8:46pm On Jul 23, 2011
lol grin
Re: Warning! by StudioCFR(m): 12:27pm On Jul 24, 2011
ode remo:

wat yr are we ,2003?
must be, cos that joke is rak, like the dirt.
mitshhhew. lawd have mercy.
ode remo:

wat yr are we ,2003?
must be, cos that joke is rak, like the dirt.
mitshhhew. lawd have mercy.

One day, I go make u laugh. . . .the way i made your elder brother BIN'GBAGBO my critic for many years laugh. . .
and after making u laugh, I go reply u wit ''ODE! ATLAST I MADE U LAUGH*





@CHUMAKK. . .
I never knew dis joke would be a blast. . .
See as my critics dey shine teeth like christmas goat wey dey dry teeth for sun.
Re: Warning! by kodylicky(f): 1:15pm On Jul 24, 2011
Lmao nice joke stud + ya badt mouth
Re: Warning! by bashydemy(m): 8:30pm On Jul 24, 2011
na Studio be dis?
Re: Warning! by Sophizzy(f): 10:04pm On Jul 24, 2011
Funny.

*Sobbing as she wipes off d crystal clear tears rolling down her soft round cheeks*
My friend is back! cry smiley
Re: Warning! by tanimz(f): 10:35pm On Jul 24, 2011
Studio! cheesy
Re: Warning! by bashydemy(m): 11:47pm On Jul 24, 2011
Tanimz
Re: Warning! by Sophizzy(f): 11:55pm On Jul 24, 2011
Bashy
Re: Warning! by bashydemy(m): 12:15am On Jul 25, 2011
Wetin? my name dey sweet you for mouth?
Re: Warning! by StudioCFR(m): 10:30am On Jul 25, 2011
Hehehehehe. . . . . . .
I dey feel like Tu'baba right now. . U know with the much LOVE from the ladies. . .

I go for what girls like but dont go for the girls. . . . Lol

make una no worry babes, I no go give una BELLE for coming to show me love like tu'baba did to the 5 girls he impregnated.
Lol. . .



Sophizzy:

Funny.

*Sobbing as she wipes off d crystal clear tears rolling down her soft round cheeks*
My friend is back!
cry smiley

I see u baybie. . . Lol. . .

If no be sey i get girl friend wey i love pass my mama ehn, i for don toast you SINCCEEEE. . . . Lol




tanimz:

Studio! cheesy


Sup Baybie. . .

Dis Madt Joke is for YOU.

U are very very special to me.




I thank u all fiful for liking my joke. . . I doubt if my next joke would be successful as dis. . But anyhow e be, Thank You . . Thank You.
Lol
Re: Warning! by busybody20: 10:52am On Jul 25, 2011
Studio CFR:

Hehehehehe. . . . . . .
I dey feel like Tu'baba right now. . U know with the much LOVE from the ladies. . .

I go for what girls like but dont go for the girls. . . . Lol

make una no worry babes, I no go give una BELLE for coming to show me love like tu'baba did to the 5 girls he impregnated.
Lol. . .




I see u baybie. . . Lol. . .

If no be sey i get girl friend wey i love pass my mama ehn, i for don toast you SINCCEEEE. . . . Lol





Sup Baybie. . .

Dis Madt Joke is for YOU.

U are very very special to me.




I thank u all fiful for liking my joke. . . I doubt if my next joke would be successful as dis. . But anyhow e be, Thank You . . Thank You.
Lol




what r u feeling like

abegii comot for rd, dem just dey lie to u

As dem see say u dey always cry embarassed when pple yab u say ur joke dey dry tongue
Re: Warning! by bashydemy(m): 11:01am On Jul 25, 2011
^^^ LOL you have said it all
Re: Warning! by StudioCFR(m): 12:45pm On Jul 25, 2011
busybody20:

what r u feeling like

abegii comot for rd, dem just dey lie to u

As dem see say u dey always cry embarassed when pple yab u say your joke dey dry tongue

if nobody talkz bout you, then you're a nobody.

Bussy body . . Be you male or female, till dis year runs out, you not going to get a joke To Bad as dis. . .
I no make mouth. . . Lol
Re: Warning! by Alalabi(m): 2:17pm On Jul 25, 2011
what a shame cry cry cry
Re: Warning! by busybody20: 2:18pm On Jul 25, 2011
Studio CFR:

if nobody talkz bout you, then you're a nobody.

Bussy body . . Be you male or female,  till dis year runs out, you not going to get a joke To Bad as dis. . .
I no make mouth. . . Lol

Haleluya!!!! not getting a joke from u is a dream come true.  cheesy

whether i b male or female, it doesnt matter i do both  kiss  grin
Re: Warning! by mikuz(m): 2:36pm On Jul 25, 2011
Dry joke!!
Re: Warning! by StudioCFR(m): 3:36pm On Jul 25, 2011
busybody20:

Haleluya!!!! not getting a joke from u is a dream come true.  cheesy

whether i b male or female, it doesnt matter i do both  kiss  grin


and na so u dey SPREAD the THING dey go abi?

U go do one'day your dangling piece of decoration inbetween your legs nor go come down again.

Mtcheww
Re: Warning! by Sophizzy(f): 4:37pm On Jul 25, 2011
Studio CFR:

Hehehehehe. . . . . . .
I dey feel like Tu'baba right now. . U know with the much LOVE from the ladies. . .

I go for what girls like but dont go for the girls. . . . Lol

make una no worry babes, I no go give una BELLE for coming to show me love like tu'baba did to the 5 girls he impregnated.
Lol. . .




I see u baybie. . . Lol. . .

If no be sey i get girl friend wey i love pass my mama ehn, i for don toast you SINCCEEEE. . . . Lol





Sup Baybie. . .

Dis Madt Joke is for YOU.

U are very very special to me.




I thank u all fiful for liking my joke. . . I doubt if my next joke would be successful as dis. . But anyhow e be, Thank You . . Thank You.
Lol




Lol.
Re: Warning! by StudioCFR(m): 4:45pm On Jul 25, 2011
Lol. . .

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