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ONLINE HOOKUP (jason's Dairy) by valkariejay(m): 8:09pm On Jun 27, 2022
MY HOOK UP FROM TINDER

I was still going through a lot of pains with erection trying to persuade ex to come over for reconciliation.

The day she accepted to come she came with her friend so my dick was just inside my pants spewing precum this was torture.

She ate indomie and egg with soda and left. I was feeling so Hot and depressed thus I really need to get laid with little or no choice I started dating the girl next door thinking it will solve the issue but alas it elevated more problems all she did was kissing and dry humping

most of the time I would watch porn and self-service and cum all over the place I was getting addicted to it I end up wasting semen without satisfaction all it did was increase my appetite for a good shag and increased my laundry.


Sooner I begin to install date apps like Olosho, we chat, badoo and tinder obviously girls on these sites are strictly out for men with money, these babes are gold diggers with pretence they are looking or searching for partner but mostly they are there for hook ups. So if you are a lover boy or looking up to having a good conversation you are just wasting your precious time, except your profile is promising or you show off your wealthy status whether you are real or a scammer babes love it when you tell lies, truth hurts.

In little time I uninstalled the whole app and left tinder I was running out of patience, blue balls had dealt with me and I felt am losing it.

My continuous and never ending hello and hi either goes unanswered or the ladies are not interested on how I advertised my self, the worst part of it is am light skinned and a lot of ladies have happened to have liked my profile and had been paired with me but the major problem now is having a good conversation like I said they lose interest as days go by.

One faithful morning someone I hit a like button on also hit hers and we were quickly paired I clicked to see her profile and noticed she was dark chocolate with incredibly big bum moderate tits and she wasn't that pretty I guess my horniness got the best of me.

In a little while she started typing, this is strange because they usually wait for me to say hello.

She seems so excited and we chatted and the next thing she dropped as comment was she needs to see my face that she don't believe am half handsome as she had seen in the pictures I laughed and told her she is welcomed to visit and see me in person to clear her doubt.

She introduced her name which I quickly forgot because I had it in mind she would block or blank me like the rest usually do. She told me she was into hook up I asked her how much this babe said she charge 20k I screamed haba for only toto, wetin happen? toto oil finish? she laughed and said dollar have rise so the price of everything went up. I burst into laugh she's funny.

I told her I would only pay less than 8k that I was broke, she started teasing me that I had no business been Hot if I don't have money and I agreed with her. She started video calling, I find it stranger and I picked she was lying down on her bed, covered in bed sheet, she laughed and we chatted I got to know her better, her name was Cynthia and she claimed to come from Enugu the state where I reside I was all smiles. She promised to come on weekend but I should give her 7k because she is coming from port Harcourt I agreed.

This was by far progress I ever made on tinder.






**************************************************

Saturday morning I got a call she was on her way to Enugu from port Harcourt.

I quickly had cleaned up for weekend and brought out my set of clean laundry and kept I rushed out brought condoms with few bottles of Guinness stout and filled my refrigerator.

I waited with semi erected cock she kept calling and asking for directions till she got to the junction and she called.

I wore my clean packet shirt and strolled out to pick her, she was in high spirits so we chatted like we have known immediately we entered the room she said she was pressed and pulled off her jeans goodness me her bum bum was so huge my heart skipped a beat. Doggie style with this person won't work neither can she hang her legs on your shoulder her legs was fucking huge like tree trunk I wasn't fabricating or capping, she was on the chubby side even her pussy mould was so fat.

She came out and jumped on me, I sank on the bed telling her she will break me into two she started laughing I told her to lay down that am even Hot.
She smiled, and responded I thought you would never ask come and take am yours, she spread this toto she trimmed her pussy and left hairs on the middle. I put on my condom quickly and slide in side her sweet wet pussy and started pounding her with every thrust of joy, I knew I won't bust early because when I woke up I wanked in the early morning that's the secret to delayed ejaculation.

If you want to please woman don't forget to self-service very early before booking a lady for sex, you won't regret it even if you bust your nut too early it won't be as early as at least 10 to 30 minutes depending on your sexual prowess only second rounds last longer, slow grind or fast and rough pounding depending on how wet and tight the kpekus is.


Sometimes timing matters if you self-service shortly before a girl arrives trust me your dick will disappoint you because you would have a hard time getting erect just make sure at least its 3 to 4 hours of expecting a woman's arrival.



So the sex lasted at least good five minutes before I buss and filled the rubber. I pulled off and caught a waft aroma of her pussy I got hard again. She screamed wow someone is more excited and missed action for a long time mummy is still waiting.

I flushed condom and mounted her without rubber and inserted my hard cock she let out a moan and I started giving her rough pounding telling her how sweet her toto feels.

She began to moan and creamed her natural yoghurt all over my dick, she was a creamer I knew she had buss her nut she spread wider I didn't know chubby girls are that flexible, I held her throat and started whispering how long I waited for her, I kept pounding her hard and we had began to sweat, her legs began to vibrate and she spilled more of her juices I told her I was near and I would soon cum she whispered kaycee cum inside me I groaned and began to nut hard inside that pussy it took me like 5 shots of cum shot I jet inside her womb.

I stood up and washed up she slept off without washing I became worried that my hook up wants to become wifey.

She later got up cooked and we both ate and chat we bleeped more and more, she wore was transparent and her huge buttocks wasn't concealed that was what she wore when doing chores so I would normally spank her bum bum while we play, she washed my clothes my neighbor saw her and started begging me though chat that the babe gather big breast and bum bum make he come Bleep too I told him no because he is stingy with his girls as well before evening and brought my clothes inside and told me my neighbor is looking at her, I told her because he see nyash, she laughed over it.

she requested for weed I brought weed and we smoked and drank our stout she no gree make I knack say toto dey pain her already I done use scope knack her well.

I had to ignore my erections in the morning I paid her and escorted her.

Re: ONLINE HOOKUP (jason's Dairy) by plsdisvirginme: 5:23pm On Jul 16, 2022
valkariejay:
MY HOOK UP FROM TINDER

I was still going through a lot of pains with erection trying to persuade ex to come over for reconciliation.

The day she accepted to come she came with her friend so my dick was just inside my pants spewing precum this was torture.

She ate indomie and egg with soda and left. I was feeling so Hot and depressed thus I really need to get laid with little or no choice I started dating the girl next door thinking it will solve the issue but alas it elevated more problems all she did was kissing and dry humping

most of the time I would watch porn and self-service and cum all over the place I was getting addicted to it I end up wasting semen without satisfaction all it did was increase my appetite for a good shag and increased my laundry.


Sooner I begin to install date apps like Olosho, we chat, badoo and tinder obviously girls on these sites are strictly out for men with money, these babes are gold diggers with pretence they are looking or searching for partner but mostly they are there for hook ups. So if you are a lover boy or looking up to having a good conversation you are just wasting your precious time, except your profile is promising or you show off your wealthy status whether you are real or a scammer babes love it when you tell lies, truth hurts.

In little time I uninstalled the whole app and left tinder I was running out of patience, blue balls had dealt with me and I felt am losing it.

My continuous and never ending hello and hi either goes unanswered or the ladies are not interested on how I advertised my self, the worst part of it is am light skinned and a lot of ladies have happened to have liked my profile and had been paired with me but the major problem now is having a good conversation like I said they lose interest as days go by.

One faithful morning someone I hit a like button on also hit hers and we were quickly paired I clicked to see her profile and noticed she was dark chocolate with incredibly big bum moderate tits and she wasn't that pretty I guess my horniness got the best of me.

In a little while she started typing, this is strange because they usually wait for me to say hello.

She seems so excited and we chatted and the next thing she dropped as comment was she needs to see my face that she don't believe am half handsome as she had seen in the pictures I laughed and told her she is welcomed to visit and see me in person to clear her doubt.

She introduced her name which I quickly forgot because I had it in mind she would block or blank me like the rest usually do. She told me she was into hook up I asked her how much this babe said she charge 20k I screamed haba for only toto, wetin happen? toto oil finish? she laughed and said dollar have rise so the price of everything went up. I burst into laugh she's funny.

I told her I would only pay less than 8k that I was broke, she started teasing me that I had no business been Hot if I don't have money and I agreed with her. She started video calling, I find it stranger and I picked she was lying down on her bed, covered in bed sheet, she laughed and we chatted I got to know her better, her name was Cynthia and she claimed to come from Enugu the state where I reside I was all smiles. She promised to come on weekend but I should give her 7k because she is coming from port Harcourt I agreed.

This was by far progress I ever made on tinder.






**************************************************

Saturday morning I got a call she was on her way to Enugu from port Harcourt.

I quickly had cleaned up for weekend and brought out my set of clean laundry and kept I rushed out brought condoms with few bottles of Guinness stout and filled my refrigerator.

I waited with semi erected cock she kept calling and asking for directions till she got to the junction and she called.

I wore my clean packet shirt and strolled out to pick her, she was in high spirits so we chatted like we have known immediately we entered the room she said she was pressed and pulled off her jeans goodness me her bum bum was so huge my heart skipped a beat. Doggie style with this person won't work neither can she hang her legs on your shoulder her legs was fucking huge like tree trunk I wasn't fabricating or capping, she was on the chubby side even her pussy mould was so fat.

She came out and jumped on me, I sank on the bed telling her she will break me into two she started laughing I told her to lay down that am even Hot.
She smiled, and responded I thought you would never ask come and take am yours, she spread this toto she trimmed her pussy and left hairs on the middle. I put on my condom quickly and slide in side her sweet wet pussy and started pounding her with every thrust of joy, I knew I won't bust early because when I woke up I wanked in the early morning that's the secret to delayed ejaculation.

If you want to please woman don't forget to self-service very early before booking a lady for sex, you won't regret it even if you bust your nut too early it won't be as early as at least 10 to 30 minutes depending on your sexual prowess only second rounds last longer, slow grind or fast and rough pounding depending on how wet and tight the kpekus is.


Sometimes timing matters if you self-service shortly before a girl arrives trust me your dick will disappoint you because you would have a hard time getting erect just make sure at least its 3 to 4 hours of expecting a woman's arrival.



So the sex lasted at least good five minutes before I buss and filled the rubber. I pulled off and caught a waft aroma of her pussy I got hard again. She screamed wow someone is more excited and missed action for a long time mummy is still waiting.

I flushed condom and mounted her without rubber and inserted my hard cock she let out a moan and I started giving her rough pounding telling her how sweet her toto feels.

She began to moan and creamed her natural yoghurt all over my dick, she was a creamer I knew she had buss her nut she spread wider I didn't know chubby girls are that flexible, I held her throat and started whispering how long I waited for her, I kept pounding her hard and we had began to sweat, her legs began to vibrate and she spilled more of her juices I told her I was near and I would soon cum she whispered kaycee cum inside me I groaned and began to nut hard inside that pussy it took me like 5 shots of cum shot I jet inside her womb.

I stood up and washed up she slept off without washing I became worried that my hook up wants to become wifey.

She later got up cooked and we both ate and chat we bleeped more and more, she wore was transparent and her huge buttocks wasn't concealed that was what she wore when doing chores so I would normally spank her bum bum while we play, she washed my clothes my neighbor saw her and started begging me though chat that the babe gather big breast and bum bum make he come Bleep too I told him no because he is stingy with his girls as well before evening and brought my clothes inside and told me my neighbor is looking at her, I told her because he see nyash, she laughed over it.

she requested for weed I brought weed and we smoked and drank our stout she no gree make I knack say toto dey pain her already I done use scope knack her well.

I had to ignore my erections in the morning I paid her and escorted her.
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