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What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by senatepresido: 11:40pm On Jul 03
It was a hilarious moment for me in particular
So I entered this little Lagos eatery on the Island and met two guys there, I made a request for Indomie and chicken and base on the fact that I have established a good friendly rapport with them, when the Indomie was served with fork, I requested for a knife cutlery and look at what I got grin grin

Make I nor lie shall, the Indomie sweet well well smiley

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by my3name(m): 12:51am On Jul 04
grin grin grin
Use am cut the chicken e dey more sharper

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Tokskob2008: 1:04am On Jul 04
Lol, very unprofessional of them. When no be say you wan re-kill the chicken ontop your indomie

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by senatepresido: 9:22am On Jul 04
Tokskob2008:
Lol, very unprofessional of them. When no be say you wan re-kill the chicken ontop your indomie
Matter weak me o
Dem for just tell me say no cutlery

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by kals4luv990(m): 1:17pm On Jul 04
Shebi OP asked for cutlery ni
Cutlery he got

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Nobody: 2:31pm On Jul 04
Why're you even using cutlery in the first place? Something wey real men go just use hand tear I fit even use hand chop the indomie sef

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Mvena(f): 2:48pm On Jul 04
senatepresido:
It was a hilarious moment for me in particular
So I entered this little Lagos eatery on the Island and met two guys there, I made a request for Indomie and chicken and base on the fact that I have established a good friendly rapport with them, when the Indomie was served with fork, I requested for a knife cutlery and look at what I got grin grin

Make I nor lie shall, the Indomie sweet well well smiley

Is this playing??

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Divay22(f): 4:19pm On Jul 04
grin grin
It's another one grin

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by chii8(f): 6:14pm On Jul 04
Wait oooo
So people go to eatery to order Noddles? shocked


Na waooo...you will hear that they sold that for #1k5h....

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Cladez(m): 9:42pm On Jul 04
Incase the chicken gets up, you kill am again grin

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by JackDaAlienz(m): 9:42pm On Jul 04
Na Fulani Resturant be this...

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Sabadon(m): 9:42pm On Jul 04
Shebi no be "KNIFE" you ask for? Oya use the CUTlery grin

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Offpoint1: 9:42pm On Jul 04
De eatery name na "Chop and chook" grin

As an African man, nothing concern me with cutlery... I request for water, wash my hands, chop my chicken and chop the bones, wash hands, clean mouth, rub hand for head or legs, carry toothpick chook for mouth... Bounce out like a king.


On another note, how do grown men eat Indomie? that's the last thing I'll ever buy with my money

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by judetov2(m): 9:42pm On Jul 04
Lol, I remember when they ask applicants to bring cutleries to the camp.... Come and see how Hausa boys were bringing cutlasses to the camp,

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by KingGBsky(m): 9:42pm On Jul 04
Lol.. I no dey surprised. Na ikorodu you go chop the food?

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by shaggy007(m): 9:43pm On Jul 04
kals4luv990:
Shebi OP asked for cutlery ni
Cutlery he got

He no wan cut with this cutlery

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Persephone1: 9:43pm On Jul 04
grin Perhaps the chicken is half dead grin

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Hndrrxxx(m): 9:43pm On Jul 04
You trifling son what the fuxk


Yo ass prolly in your ma basement right now doing shyt fr clout
Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by LagbajaTheBEREAN: 9:43pm On Jul 04
Trenches..

Na the CUTlery make them bring knife..

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by TimeArena1(f): 9:43pm On Jul 04
cheesy cheesy

At least it served its purpose.

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by TheGiftedOne(m): 9:43pm On Jul 04
I'd prefered to use my HANDinery

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Thanksful: 9:43pm On Jul 04
cheesy

Nah u find trouble ooh.

How noodles outlet go give you cutlery? undecided

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by spydera: 9:44pm On Jul 04
Normally eeh, Mama Nkechi's buka no fit treat you that way at all.
Hope say you carry the knife go house.
Cos you no suppose return am to them grin

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by OBOTOTHICK(f): 9:44pm On Jul 04
Lol

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by PlayerMeji: 9:44pm On Jul 04
Okay...

Let them know you have someone's murder weapon with you... And you' ve got prints all over it....

I too watch oyinbo films, naim make...

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by McLizbae: 9:44pm On Jul 04
Lols... Look around you, the Lord may have delivered that to you for a reason cool

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by captainamiedi1: 9:44pm On Jul 04
na ask of cutlery. them don give you cutlass. oya butcher the chicken. the werey need to die again cheesy
Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by inoki247: 9:44pm On Jul 04
lol Comrade the knife too na Cutlery now na Just the botanical Cutlery be that....

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Abdulquadrimuha(m): 9:44pm On Jul 04
Lagos an overrated slum.

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by foreshore(m): 9:44pm On Jul 04
senatepresido:
It was a hilarious moment for me in particular
So I entered this little Lagos eatery on the Island and met two guys there, I made a request for Indomie and chicken and base on the fact that I have established a good friendly rapport with them, when the Indomie was served with fork, I requested for a knife cutlery and look at what I got grin grin

Make I nor lie shall, the Indomie sweet well well smiley


No be knife and fork Dem give you
Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Ejehkob: 9:45pm On Jul 04
Reminds me of one movie customers ask Osuofia (Nkem Owoh) for toothpick, he brought in a bunch of broomsticks grin

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