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It was a hilarious moment for me in particular
So I entered this little Lagos eatery on the Island and met two guys there, I made a request for Indomie and chicken and base on the fact that I have established a good friendly rapport with them, when the Indomie was served with fork, I requested for a knife cutlery and look at what I got

Make I nor lie shall, the Indomie sweet well well

Use am cut the chicken e dey more sharper

Lol, very unprofessional of them. When no be say you wan re-kill the chicken ontop your indomie

Tokskob2008:
Lol, very unprofessional of them. When no be say you wan re-kill the chicken ontop your indomie

Matter weak me o
Dem for just tell me say no cutlery

Shebi OP asked for cutlery ni
Cutlery he got

Why're you even using cutlery in the first place? Something wey real men go just use hand tear I fit even use hand chop the indomie sef

senatepresido:
It was a hilarious moment for me in particular
So I entered this little Lagos eatery on the Island and met two guys there, I made a request for Indomie and chicken and base on the fact that I have established a good friendly rapport with them, when the Indomie was served with fork, I requested for a knife cutlery and look at what I got

Make I nor lie shall, the Indomie sweet well well

Is this playing??

It's another one

Wait oooo
So people go to eatery to order Noddles?


Na waooo...you will hear that they sold that for #1k5h....

Incase the chicken gets up, you kill am again

Shebi no be "KNIFE" you ask for? Oya use the CUTlery

De eatery name na "Chop and chook"

As an African man, nothing concern me with cutlery... I request for water, wash my hands, chop my chicken and chop the bones, wash hands, clean mouth, rub hand for head or legs, carry toothpick chook for mouth... Bounce out like a king.


On another note, how do grown men eat Indomie? that's the last thing I'll ever buy with my money

Lol, I remember when they ask applicants to bring cutleries to the camp.... Come and see how Hausa boys were bringing cutlasses to the camp,

Lol.. I no dey surprised. Na ikorodu you go chop the food?

kals4luv990:
Shebi OP asked for cutlery ni
Cutlery he got

He no wan cut with this cutlery

Perhaps the chicken is half dead

You trifling son what the fuxk


Yo ass prolly in your ma basement right now doing shyt fr clout

Trenches..

Na the CUTlery make them bring knife..

At least it served its purpose.

I'd prefered to use my HANDinery

Nah u find trouble ooh.

How noodles outlet go give you cutlery?

Normally eeh, Mama Nkechi's buka no fit treat you that way at all.
Hope say you carry the knife go house.
Cos you no suppose return am to them

Lol

Okay...

Let them know you have someone's murder weapon with you... And you' ve got prints all over it....

I too watch oyinbo films, naim make...

Lols... Look around you, the Lord may have delivered that to you for a reason

na ask of cutlery. them don give you cutlass. oya butcher the chicken. the werey need to die again

lol Comrade the knife too na Cutlery now na Just the botanical Cutlery be that....

Lagos an overrated slum.

senatepresido:
It was a hilarious moment for me in particular
So I entered this little Lagos eatery on the Island and met two guys there, I made a request for Indomie and chicken and base on the fact that I have established a good friendly rapport with them, when the Indomie was served with fork, I requested for a knife cutlery and look at what I got

Make I nor lie shall, the Indomie sweet well well

No be knife and fork Dem give you

Reminds me of one movie customers ask Osuofia (Nkem Owoh) for toothpick, he brought in a bunch of broomsticks