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Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by Goldieluks: 10:20am On Jul 30, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

I used to do health screenings for this company and every time we do outreach work.  1 out of ever 5 women's coochie smell like sardines.  I hated sardines every since and STILL DO. 




Shuut up already,Man asss. angry angry
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by Nobody: 10:44am On Jul 30, 2011
What da fkcu! Nland hasnt change 4 once. Damn! Kids roaming about everywhere especially on this romance section.
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by claremont(m): 11:09am On Jul 30, 2011
yorke:

What da fkcu! Nland hasnt change 4 once. Damn! Kids roaming about everywhere especially on this romance section.
Seconded!
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 1:35pm On Jul 30, 2011
Is it so difficult to disagree amicably? undecided must every disagreement degenerate into insults?
whatever,guess that's what adds spice to this land.
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by claremont(m): 1:53pm On Jul 30, 2011
pendo89:

Is it so difficult to disagree amicably? undecided must every disagreement degenerate into insults?
whatever,guess that's what adds spice to this land.


and where have you been kiss kiss
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by Nobody: 2:06pm On Jul 30, 2011
claremont:

and where have you been kiss kiss
****LOL @ the very first NL Chick Clare bobo has actually blown a kiss to. . .And to think he actually fell in LUST LOVE with hers eyes alone! His situation is definitely pointing NORTH!!! Halleluia!!!****
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 2:12pm On Jul 30, 2011
^^
you two need to apply for a job in nl.
Why are you calling ladies that dont post their photos ugly?
Check my profile in 2 min cz am deleting it. then you will respect those that dont post!!
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 2:15pm On Jul 30, 2011
done?? This is not a modelling agency its a discussion forum.
And no.2 pic.
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by coogar: 2:15pm On Jul 30, 2011
pendo89:

^^
you two need to apply for a job in nl.
Why are you calling ladies that dont post their photos  ugly?
Check my profile in 2 min cz am deleting it. then you will respect those that dont post!!

is that you?
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 2:16pm On Jul 30, 2011
who do u think it is?? I dd it cz you guys called us Ugly something!! shame on you!
And next and final pic in teh next 3 min.
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by Nobody: 2:19pm On Jul 30, 2011
Pendo Swirry! Are you Nigerian? Naija girl? undecided. . . . . .  Tot as much! We know what our gals are up to!
BTW your pic is  wink
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by claremont(m): 2:19pm On Jul 30, 2011
pendo89:

who do u think it is?? I dd it cz you guys called us Ugly something!! shame on you!
And next and final pic in teh next 3 min.
^^^^
Who are the guys that called you sweet ladies ugly, tell me so I can go and deal decisively with them angry

sexkillz:

Pendo Swirry! Are you Nigerian? Naija girl? undecided. . . . . .  Tot as much! We know what our gals are up to!
BTW your pic is  wink
Guy, Pendo does not understand the psychology of the average 9ja girl; if she did, she will not make the comment she is making!
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 2:21pm On Jul 30, 2011
No am not nigerian. But am African!!
Ok are you done? am removing the next photo and going back to my eye!
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by coogar: 2:21pm On Jul 30, 2011
pendo89:

who do u think it is?? I dd it cz you guys called us Ugly something!! shame on you!
And next and final pic in teh next 3 min.

are you a nollywood actress? i cannot vividly recollect which of the movies but i think i have seen your face on tv before. cheesy

pendo89:

No am not nigerian. But am African!!
Ok are you done? am removing the next photo and going back to my eye!

not done. . . . the only reason to remove the next photo is to replace with another photo and another photo. . . . .till infinity.
otherwise, leave this photo.
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by claremont(m): 2:22pm On Jul 30, 2011
^^^^
Coogar, WTF are you up to? angry angry
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by Mynd44: 2:24pm On Jul 30, 2011
Hmmm
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 2:24pm On Jul 30, 2011
Nollywood??
Av never been to nigeria! lol
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by coogar: 2:24pm On Jul 30, 2011
claremont:

^^^^
Coogar, WTF are you up to? angry angry

take a hike, mate!
it's between me and pendo(the sheba). grin

pendo89:

Nollywood??
Av never been to nigeria! lol

where are you from then?
liberia?
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by Mynd44: 2:26pm On Jul 30, 2011
Someone is looking to get nyashed
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by claremont(m): 2:27pm On Jul 30, 2011
coogar:

take a hike, mate!
it's between me and pendo(the sheba). grin

where are you from then?
liberia?
Coogar, you better stay off and keep off angry angry
BTW she is a Somalian princess, how does that concern you?
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jul 30, 2011
coogar:

are you a nollywood actress? i cannot vividly recollect which of the movies but i think i have seen your face on tv before. cheesy

Errrrm, I think you missed the part where she said she NOT NIGERIAN! undecided
claremont:

^^^^
Coogar, WTF are you up to? angry angry
grin grin grin LOVER BOY on the "DEFENSE"!!! grin grin grin Guy! Protect your interest! NOTHING MEGA!!! grin grin grin
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by coogar: 2:30pm On Jul 30, 2011
sexkillz:

Errrrm, I think you missed the part where she said she NOT NIGERIAN! undecided

oops!

claremont:

Coogar, you better stay off and keep off angry angry
BTW she is a Somalian princess, how does that concern you?

the babe doesn't fancy you na. . . . .stick to your mother of quinns. . . . grin cheesy
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 2:30pm On Jul 30, 2011
grin grin grin Jeeez am not somali lol.Thts the craziest thing av ever heard.
But seriously I did this to change your perception.
Stop assuming that pple hide their pics cz they are ugly! The reverse may be true.
ok cheers.
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by Nobody: 2:32pm On Jul 30, 2011
grin grin grin grin Make i go buy popcorn jare! grin grin @OP! Thank you for this thread jor! Na today i go know "Alpha Male" btw Claremont and Coogar! grin grin Thank Heavens say their both names start from "C" grin grin grin grin
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by coogar: 2:33pm On Jul 30, 2011
pendo89:

grin grin grin
I will call the mods to settle the fight.
But seriously I did this to change your perception.
Stop asssuming that pple hide their pics cz they are ugly! The opposite may be true.
ok cheers.

where did i utter you are ugly?
is this message for me or claremont the stalker? grin
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by claremont(m): 2:34pm On Jul 30, 2011
pendo89:

grin grin grin Jeeez am not somali lol.
Hehehe thts the craziest thing av ever heard.Am from E.A. Nbo to be precise.
But seriously I did this to change your perception.
Stop asssuming that pple hide their pics cz they are ugly! The opposite may be true.
ok cheers.

coogar:

oops!

the babe doesn't fancy you na. . . . .stick to your mother of quinns. . . . grin cheesy
Guy, you have finally succeeded in scaring her the hell off! I wonder why some Nigerian men cannot behave with some form of decorum when they meet a delectable foreign lady, they just behave like starving Amazonian crocodiles who are forced to share a wildebeest. SMH angry angry
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 2:41pm On Jul 30, 2011
@coogar

There's a thread where this lady wants to be rated(dating section)
sexkillz calling all ladies without photos ugli***** undecided
I thought instead of coming to the defence,practicals would be good.
Rest knowing there are pretty ladies hiding behind those handles

grin grin@ Amazonian crocodiles!! grin grin
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by claremont(m): 2:44pm On Jul 30, 2011
^^^^
Go back and check that thread, I didn't use the word "ugly" for anyone. Not that I expect you to agree with me on that of course, since we disagree on everything!
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 2:47pm On Jul 30, 2011
^^ I said sexkillz not you .By the way am not like pissed off or anything.
I did not want to use many words to defend the 'us who dont post photos.
so  wink
it is well may we keep on disagreeing. grin
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by claremont(m): 2:49pm On Jul 30, 2011
pendo89:

^^ I said sexkillz not you .By the way am not like pissed off or anything.
I did not want to use many words to defend the 'us who dont post photos.
so  wink
it is well may we keep on disagreeing. grin
angry angry
Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by Nobody: 2:50pm On Jul 30, 2011
pendo89:

@coogar

There's a thread where this lady wants to be rated(dating section)
This killz and Claremont espe.killz calling all ladies without photos ugli*****
A nasty word.I thought instead of coming to the defence,practicals would be good.
Rest knowing there are pretty ladies hiding behind those handles

grin grin@ Amazonian crocodiles!! grin grin
The TRUTH HURTS! They upload loads of pics on FB and are too damn scared to do so here! I no fit hide mouth because of ANYBODY abeg! I'm ALLERGIC to BULLS.HI.T


^^^^
Go back and check that thread, I didn't use the word "ugly" for anyone. Not that I expect you to agree with me on that of course, since we disagree on everything!
You didnt use the word, but you nodded your head in agreement! What's da difference? Anytime you see pendo na so your bodi go dey shake!! angry

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by Nobody: 2:53pm On Jul 30, 2011
YES! And the word was UGLYCOLOSIS!!!! angry angry angry angry

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