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Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by claremont(m): 2:53pm On Jul 30, 2011

sexkillz:

You didnt use the word, but you nodded your head in agreement! What's da difference? Anytime you see pendo na so your bodi go dey shake!!

Guy, when I agree to something, it can also mean agreeing to disagree. The mere fact that I agreed to your using the word "ugly" simply meant that I agreed to disagree with you. Simples! grin

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by coogar: 2:53pm On Jul 30, 2011

claremont:

Guy, you have finally succeeded in scaring her the hell off!

she's not a timid wet puppy like yourself. . . .scare her off how?

I wonder why some Nigerian men cannot behave with some form of decorum when they meet a delectable foreign lady, they just behave like starving Amazonian crocodiles who are forced to share a wildebeest. SMH

i doubt you know the meaning of decorum. . . .getting your boxers twisted because a girl said she doesn't want you. if anyone has shown lack of respect here, it is you. . . . .how many times does she have to say you don't meet up to her standards? are you a r@pist? no means no, take a hike. . . .get someone else.

pendo remains mine. cheesy

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 2:56pm On Jul 30, 2011

Pliz guys tell me you are joking otherwise am really getting scared.Why the fight?

@ sexkillz.But fb settings and nl setting are different you know?
This being a discussion forum,discussions comes first.If you want to know more about the person then take it to another level and let them make you friend on fb where you can see all you want to see of them.
But dont get pissed cz you dont see them here. It clouds judgment at times.(my opinion).
Besides ladies are more private than guys you know?

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by Nobody: 2:58pm On Jul 30, 2011

*****This gonna be bloody*****

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by claremont(m): 2:58pm On Jul 30, 2011

pendo89:

Pliz guys tell me you are joking otherwise am really getting scared.Why the fight?

@ sexkillz.But fb settings and nl setting are different you know?
This being a discussion forum,discussions comes first.If you want to know more about the person then take it to another level and let them make you friend on fb where you can see all you want to see of them.
But dont get pissed cz you dont see them here. It clouds judgment at times.(my opinion).
Besides ladies are more private than guys you know?

^^^^^^^^
Don't listen to that dodgy character called Coogar above you, he is the head of the committee of ghosts flying around Nairaland seeking whom to devour. angry

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by coogar: 3:00pm On Jul 30, 2011

pendo89:

Pliz guys tell me you are joking otherwise am really getting scared.Why the fight?

i am not fighting. . . . just replying claremont in equal measure. . . .an eye for an eye.

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by Nobody: 3:00pm On Jul 30, 2011

pendo89:

Pliz guys tell me you are joking otherwise am really getting scared.Why the fight?

@ sexkillz.But fb settings and nl setting are different you know?

Correct me if am wrong! The first thing someone that searches your name on facebook sees is what? Your PROFILE PIC! undecided

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 3:02pm On Jul 30, 2011

OK HOW MANY FIGHTS ARE GOING ON HERE??
grin

Claremont vs Sexkillz
Coogar vs Claremont

God I cant referee this!! Am stepping out.
May the best man win grin

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 3:04pm On Jul 30, 2011

@ Sexkillz,
you can adjust your settings so that nobody but your friends or friends of your friends can find you on fb.Not the entire world.

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by claremont(m): 3:05pm On Jul 30, 2011

pendo89:

OK HOW MANY FIGHTS ARE GOING ON HERE??

Claremont vs Sexkillz
Coogar vs Claremont

God I cant referee this!! Am stepping out.
May the best man win

So you are leaving me here on my own against this two guys angry

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by coogar: 3:05pm On Jul 30, 2011

pendo89:

OK HOW MANY FIGHTS ARE GOING ON HERE??

Claremont vs Sexkillz
Coogar vs Claremont

God I cant referee this!! Am stepping out.
May the best man win

the prize better be worth the fights here. . . . . grin

i will sit back and watch the claremont vs sexkillz bout though.

may the best man win. grin

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by Nobody: 3:06pm On Jul 30, 2011

pendo89:

This being a discussion forum,discussions comes first.

And if this is a DISCUSSION ONLY FORUM, why the need for, or why the provision for the availability of PROFILE PIC?

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by claremont(m): 3:09pm On Jul 30, 2011

sexkillz:

And if this is a DISCUSSION ONLY FORUM, why the need for, or why the provision for the availability of PROFILE PIC?

Sound question!

coogar:

the prize better be worth the fights here. . . . .
i will sit back and watch the claremont vs sexkillz bout though.

may the best man win.

You just can't help scaring decent ladies off with your attitude, can you?!

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by coogar: 3:10pm On Jul 30, 2011

claremont:

Sound question!
You just can't help scaring decent ladies off with your attitude, can you?!

are you pendo's public address system?
where has she said she's scared?

you just can't handle rejection, can you?
maybe she fancies sexkillz more than you. . . . .accept it, move on.
there are other lasses on the thread. . . .mr. cork is also an option for you. grin

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by claremont(m): 3:11pm On Jul 30, 2011

^^^^
That's were you are wrong mate! There are lasses everywhere, but there is only one Pendo. It doesn't take an intellect of a rocket scientist to understand that, does it?!

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 3:12pm On Jul 30, 2011

@sexkillz and claremont

The provision is not forced. That is why its a provision not a necessity.!
Theres no standard photo to apply either you know.
So long as its not pornographic anything can pass.

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by coogar: 3:13pm On Jul 30, 2011

claremont:

^^^^
That's were you are wrong mate! There are lasses everywhere, but there is only one Pendo. It doesn't take an intellect of a rocket scientist to understand that, does it?!

but this one and only pendo does not like you
can you not understand that fact?

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by claremont(m): 3:14pm On Jul 30, 2011

coogar:

but this one and only pendo does not like you
can you not understand that fact?

Who mentioned anything about "like" here?! grin

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 3:16pm On Jul 30, 2011

Hey guys?

And who knows what I like anyway??
So these your battles are in vain.

This thread has turned from theory to practicals of the Alpha male lol.Very good.

@coogar is that you on ur pic? grin

you guys are really funny.

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by coogar: 3:18pm On Jul 30, 2011

claremont:

Who mentioned anything about "like" here?!

no one did but stop acting like pendo is yours.

pendo89:

@coogar is that you on your pic?

you guys are really funny.

it's claremont, not me! grin

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 3:20pm On Jul 30, 2011

BUT HEY!
Do you now see the dangers of uploading photo? fights.You 2 started fighting after I dd exactly that. Why would anybody else want to do the same?
This nl will turn into a battle zone!
So please I call for truce.
You are both Alphas.

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by claremont(m): 3:22pm On Jul 30, 2011

pendo89:

Hey guys?
And who knows what I like anyway??
So these your battles are in vain.

This thread has turned from theory to practicals of the Alpha male lol.Very good.

@coogar is that you on your pic?

you guys are really funny.

Hey, when you finish laughing, kindly repost your pics up again for me to see. Coogar and Sexkillz distracted me from viewing them the last time kiss

coogar:

no one did but stop acting like pendo is yours.

Where have I explicitly stated in any of my posts that she is mine?! I only expected you as a gentleman to allow me to reach the end of my journey before you start your's grin

, or is that too much to ask?!

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by coogar: 3:24pm On Jul 30, 2011

pendo89:

BUT HEY!
Do you now see the dangers of uploading photo? fights.You 2 started fighting after I dd exactly that. Why would anybody else want to do the same?
This nl will turn into a battle zone!
So please I call for truce.
You are both Alphas.

don't exaggerate the situation. . . .i am not fighting anyone.
just correcting claremont to chill out.

it seems you are enjoying the attention, isn't it? cheesy

claremont:

Where have I explicitly stated in any of my posts that she is mine?! I only expected you as a gentleman to allow me to reach the end of my journey before you start your's , or is that too much to ask?!

you are asking too much, mate.
if i were you, i will restart the journey. cheesy

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by claremont(m): 3:28pm On Jul 30, 2011

coogar:

you are asking too much, mate.
if i were you, i will restart the journey.

You really can't expect me to abandon a journey half way and return back to my place of origin, do you?! This is a journey I have been waiting ages for, go and try your luck on another road cool

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by coogar: 3:34pm On Jul 30, 2011

claremont:

You really can't expect me to abandon a journey half way and return back to my place of origin, do you?! This is a journey I have been waiting ages for, go and try your luck on another road .

you have to start from your place of origin all over again cos you chose the wrong flight. . . .

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 3:37pm On Jul 30, 2011

Am enjoying watching the bout.Am just laughing.
C,you are both putting the thread title into practice which is a good thing.
After 'chilling out 'each other I will still be here.so can you make peace?
May the winner contact me later. ie If he will still be alive undecided

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by coogar: 3:39pm On Jul 30, 2011

pendo89:

Am enjoying watching the bout.Am just laughing.
C,you are both putting the thread title into practice which is a good thing.
See after 'chilling out 'each other I will still be here.so can you make peace?
May the winner contact me later. If he will still be alive ie

leave your contact here. . . .i am the winner.

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 3:43pm On Jul 30, 2011

Am the ref.you cannot declare yourself winner!
This is after all round I.There are 89 more to go.
I highly doubt if any of you can survive more. undecided

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by coogar: 3:45pm On Jul 30, 2011

pendo89:

Am the ref.you cannot declare yourself winner!
This is after all round I.There are 89 more to go.

others have legged it. . . .coogar's the last man standing.
where can we check each other out before claremont comes back with his gun?

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 3:53pm On Jul 30, 2011

And coogar takes it all.
Lol stay on there and wait for claremont!!
In the meantime you can be writing your will.
grin

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by MrsChima(f): 4:35pm On Jul 30, 2011

Ugendo!

Don't pay Reality and I any attention. We just having a bit sibling rivalry.

You may see more explosions in near future but do not be alarmed. cheesy

Re: Camalot (alpha Male) by pendo89(f): 4:55pm On Jul 30, 2011

^^lol
You mean the one reality that that is ever fighting with 190?
I got a taste of the explosions here today.
I hope this was the first and the last.
undecided

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