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Which Kind Man B Dis? by Harmvirus(f): 11:14pm On Jul 31, 2011
ENGLISH: As it is written in the
bible.
PIDGIN: As dem yan 4 bible!
ENGLISH: Jesus entered the boat
with his disciples!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus cum enta
canoe wit im padi dem!
ENGLISH: As the boat was sailing,
there was a great storm!!!
PIDGIN: As d canoe dey go, na im
yawa cum gas!!!
ENGLISH: The storm was so great
that it was like a whirl wind!
PIDGIN: as d yawa dey, na im
kasala cum burst!!
ENGLISH: The disciples became so
afraid and they shouted master
master!
PIDGIN: Na im liva fail im padi
dem, na im dem begin dey hala
bros eh! bros eh!!
ENGLISH: Jesus got up and calmed
down the wind!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus rise up cum
arrange d yawa!
ENGLISH: He turned to his disciples
and said, oh ye with little faith!
PIDGIN: Na so Jesus luk im padi
dem, shake im head say UNA FALL
MA HAND!
ENGLISH: The disciples replied and
said what manner of man is this?
PIDGIN: im padi dem cum hala
sho!! bros J which kan levels na?
U B WINSH?
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by Nobody: 12:03am On Aug 01, 2011
Old but modified, u don try sha
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by Nellyon(f): 3:22pm On Aug 01, 2011
How would you know NL old and modified? you gat 0 post count.
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by kodylicky(f): 3:26pm On Aug 01, 2011
Nellyon:

How would you know NL old and modified? you gat 0 post count.
good question
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by ARareGem(f): 9:24pm On Aug 01, 2011
I thought PretiEbony is an old member of NL undecided

@op
Old joke, buh still funny.
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by StudioCFR(m): 9:51pm On Aug 01, 2011
i go soon laugh
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by Nellyon(f): 9:42am On Aug 02, 2011
Studio CFR:

i go soon laugh
Go sit down jor
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by StudioCFR(m): 4:18pm On Aug 02, 2011
permit me to sit on your head
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by Nellyon(f): 7:35am On Aug 03, 2011
Permission Denied: Not worthy to get head from me.
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by StudioCFR(m): 9:37am On Aug 04, 2011
Sounds like something a poor lonely disturbed person would say


*you've succeeded in getting my attention

What next?
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by jokingmary(m): 9:46am On Aug 04, 2011
Studio CFR:

Sounds like something a poor lonely disturbed person would say


*you've succeeded in getting my attention

What next?
Oh boy
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by obiscolly(m): 9:51am On Aug 04, 2011
lmao
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by StudioCFR(m): 10:15am On Aug 04, 2011
dat girl NYLON abi na NELLYOn she dey answer too dey look for my trouble. . No be today e don start
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by Nellyon(f): 10:57am On Aug 04, 2011
Studio CFR:

dat girl NYLON abi na NELLYOn she dey answer too dey look for my trouble. . No be today e don start




If i want to look for your trouble (watever that means) i'll find it,
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by StudioCFR(m): 2:53pm On Aug 04, 2011
BOUNCE! nellyon

cant u see I dont like u

BOUNCE!
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by Nellyon(f): 3:03pm On Aug 04, 2011
No, what i can see is that no one likes you. so you try to act all tough by claiming you dont like anybody so it wouldnt hurt so f u c k i n g bad.

Does anyone like Studio
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by Sophizzy(f): 3:08pm On Aug 04, 2011
^^ I do. sort of
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by StudioCFR(m): 3:21pm On Aug 04, 2011
oh well, . SOPHIZZY Lol. . .

Drop Dead nellyon
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by Nellyon(f): 3:23pm On Aug 04, 2011
Sophizzy:

^^ I do. sort of
SORT OF BEING THE KEY WORD.
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by Sophizzy(f): 3:30pm On Aug 04, 2011
^^ NO!  shocked Its subscripted see. . .

@ Stud: How've you been?
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by StudioCFR(m): 3:38pm On Aug 04, 2011
good. . . n you
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by Sophizzy(f): 3:43pm On Aug 04, 2011
I would've been great if not for this annoying rain that keeps drizzling.  angry It wanted to ruin my new hair-do and kill my swag. Its a good thing I decided to go bald. See flexing for me. . . joor o.  cool
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by StudioCFR(m): 3:53pm On Aug 04, 2011
Sophizzy:

I would've been great if not for this annoying rain that keeps drizzling.  angry It wanted to ruin my new hair-do and kill my [b]swag. Its a good thing I decided to go bald. See flexing for me[/b]. . . joor o.  cool

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I cant shout. . .
Show us picture please
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by Sophizzy(f): 4:11pm On Aug 04, 2011
U try well well. Lol.
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by StudioCFR(m): 4:29pm On Aug 04, 2011
your posts aint counting
still 0!
And it's only you o
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by Sophizzy(f): 4:31pm On Aug 04, 2011
Abeg, free me jor. I don't want to go to any other section except this one. Beside its a record no one has broken. tongue
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by jokingmary(m): 4:39pm On Aug 04, 2011
Hallo people cool
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by StudioCFR(m): 4:42pm On Aug 04, 2011
Lol
Nellyon na regular customer for sexuality section
u fit dey go dia once in a week so dat ur posts go start counting
@SOPHY
Re: Which Kind Man B Dis? by Sophizzy(f): 4:45pm On Aug 04, 2011
Ola J.  smiley

Studio CFR:

Lol
Nellyon na regular customer for sexuality section
u fit dey go dia once in a week so dat your posts go start counting
@SOPHY

Trouble maker. wink

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