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To All Liquor Lovers... by seunmind44: 4:05pm On Sep 07, 2022
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

- George Burns

I envy people who drink. At least they know what to blame everything on.

~Oscar Levant

I take a drink only on two occasions, when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

~Brendan Behan

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy!

~Frank Sinatra

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

~Winston Churchill

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!

-Kinky Friedman

Dear Alcohol,

We had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.

-Anonymous

I used to think, drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking.

-Anonymous

I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Johnny Walker.

-Anonymous

Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.

-Anonymous

You look like I need another drink!

-Anonymous

I say 'NO' to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen!!

Cheerzz!!!

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Re: To All Liquor Lovers... by zrealjaheal: 11:48am On Oct 30, 2022
seunmind44:
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

- George Burns

I envy people who drink. At least they know what to blame everything on.

~Oscar Levant

I take a drink only on two occasions, when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

~Brendan Behan

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy!

~Frank Sinatra

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

~Winston Churchill

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!

-Kinky Friedman

Dear Alcohol,

We had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.

-Anonymous

I used to think, drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking.

-Anonymous

I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Johnny Walker.

-Anonymous

Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.

-Anonymous

You look like I need another drink!

-Anonymous

I say 'NO' to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen!!

Cheerzz!!!


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