“ETHIOPIA. The African Union today adopted a unilateral resolution to deploy army troops and care packages to England as looting and violence spread from London to other major cities. Spokesperson Charity Khumalo said “We can no longer stand by while these savages tear themselves apart.”

The AU, meeting today in an emergency session to discuss the ongoing rioting in the UK, has declared that they will do “everything in their power to help bring civilisation to England”.

“It’s just so sad, you know?” said Khumalo, speaking from the organisation’s HQ in Addis Ababa. “Sitting here and watching them on TV while their society implodes. We cannot in good conscience remain idle and let it happen.”

The AU has announced a range of initiatives that Africans can get involved with to help alleviate the misery of the English.

“For instance, we have launched an ‘Adopt an English child’ programme,” Khumalo explained, showing journalists brochures featuring the faces of English kids. “If you donate a mere R50 a month, you can see to it that sweet little Johnny from Peckham receives a basic education, a pack of condoms and a pair of pimpin’ Nikes.”

source: http://www.myweku.com/2011/08/african-union-and-iran-make-statements-on-london-riots/

F u c k the african union.
you have presidents hailed as "great ones" in the afri an union.these presidents who have been in power for over 25 years.
your brother gadaffi has nurtured you and pampered you for years.why arent you sending help to him?
france invaded the ivory coast,what did you do?
mugabe has been president for over 27 years,what are you doing?

God,why did you make me an african?

So did u really believe this april fool joke? It is d same as rogue gej spending 50 million dollars on obamas birthday celebration

Wow! Charity Khumalo said it all !

eddy1977:

F u c k the african union.
you have presidents hailed as "great ones" in the afri an union.these presidents who have been in power for over 25 years.
your brother gadaffi has nurtured you and pampered you for years.why arent you sending help to him?
france invaded the ivory coast,what did you do?
mugabe has been president for over 27 years,what are you doing?

God,why did you make me an african?

Bros cool down, the topic is a joke.