Where Did i Go Wrong My People?

My wife went to the market to buy one or two things and left my 4 months old baby to the 22 years old house help.
The little baby started crying, the house girl has done everything to make him stop crying , but the boy kept crying, so the girl now brought out her breast to breastfeed the baby, and immediately the breast entered his mouth he stopped crying.

As the small boy was sucking the breast, I
entered and saw it, I was so angry and afraid that he could contact disease from there. I shouted on the girl, but she told me that nothing was coming out of the breast but I didn't believe her, she asked me to test it and I decided to suck the breast too to confirm. As I was sucking her breast, my wife came in.
Upon all my explanations she refused to understand and it's now a big problem. What can I do to convince her it was an innocent sucking?
What can I do Now? Your Advise is needed Pls because there is fire on the mountain now.����

Lol how can you be suckling another woman's breast

Oga you be comrade

You can't convince her, go and continue suckin your breast

" I shouted on the girl, but she told me that nothing was coming out of the breast but I didn't believe her, she asked me to test it and I decided to suck the breast too to confirm. As I was sucking her breast, my wife came in.


Continue the "innocent sucking"

Hilarious!!

How on earth do you think that a girl who is not a lactating mother will be producing breastmilk?

I put it to you that you just wanted to taste draw soup because you are tired of eating egusi.

Had your wife not caught you in the act, you would have dropped your baby his craddle and take the maid to your matrimonial bed to suck out more milk and check out her down below too.

Fake story, mtcheww.

Allahmuzayaf:
Fake story, mtcheww.

You don't have sense of humor

Franky70:


You don't have sense of humor

Of course I don't have for fake stories.

Abeg move this thread to the joke section... laff wan kill me.


An adultbaby want to check if breast milk is coming out of his maid boobs. You ment??

Lolll...

Excober08:
Where Did i Go Wrong My People?

My wife went to the market to buy one or two things and left my 4 months old baby to the 22 years old house help.
The little baby started crying, the house girl has done everything to make him stop crying , but the boy kept crying, so the girl now brought out her breast to breastfeed the baby, and immediately the breast entered his mouth he stopped crying.

As the small boy was sucking the breast, I
entered and saw it, I was so angry and afraid that he could contact disease from there. I shouted on the girl, but she told me that nothing was coming out of the breast but I didn't believe her, she asked me to test it and I decided to suck the breast too to confirm. As I was sucking her breast, my wife came in.
Upon all my explanations she refused to understand and it's now a big problem. What can I do to convince her it was an innocent sucking?
What can I do Now? Your Advise is needed Pls because there is fire on the mountain now.����

me sef no believe you

You did nothing wrong my Nigga. Please what type of Breasts are we talking about? Pawpaw type, Melon type, Banana type, Mango type e t c. What is the size of the Breasts? Cup-D, Cup-E, Cup-F, e t.c.?