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Nice Jokes by jokingmary(m): 7:15pm On Aug 12, 2011 |
Firing Squad Blond (PG) Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!''' |
Re: Nice Jokes by jokingmary(m): 7:16pm On Aug 12, 2011 |
wo Pensioners (15) An old lady and an old man are sitting in their retirement home. The man turns to the woman and says,"I bet you can't tell how old I am." She says,"Okay." She then unzips his fly, feels around for a while and finally says, "You're 83." "That's amazing!" the man exclaims. "How did you know that?" he asks. She replies, "You told me yesterday." |
Re: Nice Jokes by jokingmary(m): 11:16am On Aug 13, 2011 |
Q:Why did the blonde visit the post office 50 times in one day? A:Her computer kept saying she has mail. |
Re: Nice Jokes by jokingmary(m): 11:17am On Aug 13, 2011 |
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper. |
Re: Nice Jokes by jokingmary(m): 11:18am On Aug 13, 2011 |
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde driving through a flashing red light. |
Re: Nice Jokes by EfemenaXY: 2:29pm On Aug 13, 2011 |
all these blond jokes - dem nor dey tire you sef? |
Re: Nice Jokes by chiefkpokp(m): 12:41pm On Aug 16, 2011 |
Efemena i shooooooooooooooooocccck na!!! So so blond! |
Re: Nice Jokes by busybody20: 12:46pm On Aug 16, 2011 |
no blame jokingmary jare. the guy na blonde |
Re: Nice Jokes by begwong: 1:26pm On Aug 16, 2011 |
Puzzle |
Re: Nice Jokes by blacksta(m): 1:28pm On Aug 16, 2011 |
yawns |
Re: Nice Jokes by oderemo(m): 1:58pm On Aug 16, 2011 |
the probs with copy and paste jokes is simple, the photo copier have no limit till the ink runs out. next. |
Re: Nice Jokes by Nobody: 12:23pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
abeg abeg abeg, naira land, blonde joke no dey tire una sef me i get my own joke o, make i talk? |
Re: Nice Jokes by Tunexsy(m): 1:16pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - $5.00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up. He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?" The farmer replies, "They are peanut butter and jelly apples." The farmer hands him one and says, "Here, try one." So the man takes a bite out of the apple and says, "Peanut butter - that's great, but I thought you said that they were peanut butter and jelly apples." The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The man bites the other side and exclaims "son of a gun - jelly!" The man says, "These apples are great - give me some!" He gets back in his car and drives a little further down the road and then sees another sign "Apples - $10 each." Again, he pulls over, goes to the farmer and says, "Hey, what's up with these apples?" The farmer says, "They're ham and cheese apples. Here, try one." The guy takes a bit and exclaims, "Son of a gun - ham!" The guy then says, "Let me guess - I have to turn it around." The farmer says "You got it." The guy bites the other side and says, "Cheese." Again the man says, "These apples are great - give me some." Then he gets back in his car and drives down the road. He comes upon a third sign that says "Apples - $50 each." The guy really wants to see what's up with these apples. Again, he pulls over, goes up to the farmer and says, "What's the deal with these apples? 50 bucks each?" The farmer tells him that "These apples are pussy apples. Here, try one." The guy takes a bite out of it and says, "Yuck! This apple tastes like shit!" The farmer says, "Turn it around!" |
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