Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about
what
had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much
would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mom?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I
am
scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday, she said
6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right
answer?
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and
daughter were
watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash
of
breaking plates,
then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

This is good

thank GOD. there is jokes afterall. pls keep your book away frm bincrapgbo.
nice one.

lovely nice jokes it is very good

nice

I love the last one best.

;d

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Ode remo so you are gay!!

A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse, 
After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"

3 Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi, I’m Peter, not a saint. I’m Paul not a POPE. I’m John not a Baptist.
The girl replied. Hi,  I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN.

Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband:
Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door

A woman is sitting at a bar.
A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company?
Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?

Son asks difference btw Confidence and Confidential.
Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident.
Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential.

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

I want u,  To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner, 
& to say say those sweet three words to U,  "Pay The Bill"

Cegonsoft

I LAUGH ALOT DIS DAYS

lol

@kadhababu. . . .dont you think it's kindA rude. . . Postin' you silly stale atrocious joke on my thread. . . . . . . . .

tehehehehe nice